Lets conduct our own study on how we all got breast cancer

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  • Tomboy
    Tomboy Member Posts: 2,700
    edited October 2014

    ...well...no...i guess she didn't, so she's probably safe......

  • Unknown
    edited November 2014

    maybe it was all that "unwrapped" Halloween candy...yikes!

  • bettysgirl
    bettysgirl Member Posts: 645
    edited November 2014

    Lol...just wait patoo...If this thread gets famous EVERYONE will know that dust bunnies cause BC :p

  • MagicalBean
    MagicalBean Member Posts: 192
    edited November 2014

    The truth of the matter is BLACK JELLYBEANS. When I was a kid in the 50's, my mom told me they had to stop making black jellybeans because they caused cancer. I was heartbroken 'cause they were my favorites. Later I found out she liked them the best too, and would pick them out of the bag before I got to them. I still have a guilty twinge when I eat them.

  • Tomboy
    Tomboy Member Posts: 2,700
    edited November 2014

    It was the red m&m's, too, I remember. They pulled them out of the bags for a while. And I don't believe for a minute that our dust bunnies cause breast cancer.

    Just PATOO'S dust bunnies. I mean HER dust bunnie's caused ALL our cancers! Furious and mighty dust bunnie's She's got goin on there.

  • georgiarai
    georgiarai Member Posts: 60
    edited November 2014

    BOO for Patoo's Turbo Dust Bunnies!!

    I was wondering if - perish the thought - it could be cheesy romance novels.  Heaven knows I've read more than my share of Jude Deveraux, Luanne Rice and Debbie Macomber.  I thought I'd read enough Stephen King, John Grisham and Dean Koontz to balance things out but, apparently not.

  • MagicalBean
    MagicalBean Member Posts: 192
    edited November 2014

    I never read many romance novels but I suppose it could have been that True Confessions magazine I thumbed through.

  • Lucy55
    Lucy55 Member Posts: 2,703
    edited November 2014

    Oh no.. I read those True Confession magazines too ( under the covers of a night) .. Yep Magicalbean, now I think of it, I'm sure you're right..It's what caused it :-o

  • glennie19
    glennie19 Member Posts: 4,833
    edited November 2014

    I think it was sitting in the beauty parlor, waiting while Mom had her hair done and being exposed to all those chemicals in the air and reading Photoplay!  I remember all those articles and b/w photos of Liz and Dick.  They were always fighting and someone managed to get ugly pics.

  • twolumps
    twolumps Member Posts: 37
    edited November 2014

    Pretty sure I got it due to going to school bra-less without getting caught that one time in junior high or maybe too much Prince Matchabelli Windsong cologne in the 70s or listening to Van Halen's Running with the Devil over and over again or maybe the Mexican weed! Such a jaded life as a kid. Paying for it now, but wouldn't change a thing! :)

  • Tomboy
    Tomboy Member Posts: 2,700
    edited November 2014

    OOH! I coulnd't STAND the stink of windsong! my mother adored it! I was sooo happy when she switched to Georgio's of beverly hills, a much friendlier fragrance that reminds me of purple somehow. And you are right! adding or omitting clothing did it to me too! When other girls were finally allowed to wear pants to school, my mom said no. And I was such a tomboy, i started asking for seperates(top and skirt, Jumper and blouse,) then i snuck some pants to school and kept them in my locker. would change in the bathroom! She was also the one who inflicted beehive hair do's on me while others were wearing their hair straight and parted in the middle. Any one remember tie back blouses? or dittos?

  • bettysgirl
    bettysgirl Member Posts: 645
    edited November 2014

    I wore Charlie and Jovan musk...(really????) Then when i "grew up" I wore Lauren... but seriously I think that it is all those loads of nasty clothes we hug to our chests taking them to the washer..

    Happy Thanksgiving girls. This thread reminds me that laughter is a precious thing.

  • spookiesmom
    spookiesmom Member Posts: 8,178
    edited November 2014

    When I wuz a widdle kid, somebody gave me a dab of Estée Lauders Youth Dew. Look where that got me

  • MagicalBean
    MagicalBean Member Posts: 192
    edited November 2014

    Bettysgirl: I loved Lauren. And Norell. Now my fave is Philosophy's Amazing Grace.

  • melissadallas
    melissadallas Member Posts: 929
    edited November 2014

    Jovan Frankincense & Myrrh, Chloe, Bakkir & Aromatics Elixir for me in the 70s/80s. Liked Hope & Interlude too.

  • Tomboy
    Tomboy Member Posts: 2,700
    edited November 2014

    mine was ciggiebut, spiltbeer, and nonetoofreshlaundry. early 80's.

  • melissadallas
    melissadallas Member Posts: 929
    edited November 2014

    Ooh, that too for me Kath!

  • Tomboy
    Tomboy Member Posts: 2,700
    edited November 2014

    Melissa: Loopy

  • ninetwelve
    ninetwelve Member Posts: 328
    edited November 2014

    Oh, yes - the '80's. I wore YSL Opium. Obsession was everywhere, too. Especially in the department store where I worked at the time.

    I think it was folding all those acrylic sweaters against my chest that gave me BC.

  • First_Wild_Signs
    First_Wild_Signs Member Posts: 8
    edited November 2014

    The Noxema and Tabu I snuck into and slathered on. Need I say more?

  • 2nd_time_around
    2nd_time_around Member Posts: 14,084
    edited November 2014

    PE class in junior/high school. Back when we had to shower after activities, no time to get ready, those nasty showers had all kinds of nastiness.All that embossment triggered the BC. Worst part had to be swimming in high school. All the embarrassment getting completely undressed into those disgusting 1-piece swim suits, turned them in at the end of class, didn't take them home to wash, who knows how/if they laundered them properly.

  • Tomboy
    Tomboy Member Posts: 2,700
    edited November 2014

    eeeeeeeeeeewwwwww!!!!!!!!!

  • MagicalBean
    MagicalBean Member Posts: 192
    edited November 2014

    Youth Dew

  • patoo
    patoo Member Posts: 5,243
    edited November 2014

    Yep, I remember Opium and Jean Nate! But don't you all go blaming my dust bunnies on your problems. My dust bunnies had enough on their hands keeping me busy. Your own dust bunnies are not off the hook.

    kathec, how do you know the doll doesn't have BC? Has she been biopsied or even had a mammogram in the last few years?

  • Tomboy
    Tomboy Member Posts: 2,700
    edited November 2014

    heh heh she's a bad girl, never does as she should. I know she's over fifty and she really should!

  • georgiarai
    georgiarai Member Posts: 60
    edited December 2014

    Love's Baby Soft & Love's Fresh Lemon (remind me why we wanted to smell like lemons?) 

    I think twolumps and kathyc are onto something with the clothes issues.  I wasn't allowed to wear or even own pants in my strict Baptist family - but I would sometimes wear my friend's jeans when I stayed over at her house.  We'd play Osmond records all night, but she doesn't have BC so I don't think I got it from Donny & Marie.  One can never be sure, though...

    P.S.  Stuck in my head now:  "I can't seem to forget you, your Windsong stays on my mind."

  • First_Wild_Signs
    First_Wild_Signs Member Posts: 8
    edited December 2014

    Avon Skin So Soft and Phisohex...

  • glennie19
    glennie19 Member Posts: 4,833
    edited December 2014


    Oh, Thanks GeorgiaRai,, now I have that song in my head too. hahahaha,, amazing how we can remember commercials and theme songs to TV shows, isn't it?   I bet you can sing the theme to Gilligan's Island.

    I think it was the Charlie perfume.   I was a Charlie girl!

  • spookiesmom
    spookiesmom Member Posts: 8,178
    edited December 2014

    Remember the song from Gilligans? My DH is still watching the re runs!!!!!

  • Radical2Squared
    Radical2Squared Member Posts: 350
    edited December 2014

    Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful....

    Oops, sorry... I just meant to chime in and agree with the Skin so Soft... should've just gone with the nasty old Deet in the bug spray! Stupid, slimy skin so Soft...