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  • RedReading
    RedReading Member Posts: 1,262
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    Silly post spread right off the page


  • Tomboy
    Tomboy Member Posts: 2,700
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    thanks red

  • moonflwr912
    moonflwr912 Member Posts: 5,937
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    I had to laugh too

    Wonder if they got virgins

    Blowing themselves up?

  • RedReading
    RedReading Member Posts: 1,262
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    72 girls

    Ones who have never had sex?

    Why would they want that?

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    Saddest heart today

    We laid him to rest with God

    Goodbye to my dad

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    He grounded me once,

    I don't live here so you can't 

    Then go home he said 

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    I was 'the floozy'

    Even when I married his son

    God, I loved him so.

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    I know I didn't 

    Visit him enough but the

    Distance made it tough

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    My dad's my hero

    Sixty six years with my mom

    He's gone to join her

  • Tomboy
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    for redreading:

    its not a haiku, it is a brief poem i wrote for my boyfriends father when he passed, and it sounds like you had a good one to, so here you go, with a good long hug.

    an upright man, surrendered

    with whom our love is not lost

    nor ended

  • RedReading
    RedReading Member Posts: 1,262
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    Aww. Kath that's beautiful. And exactly how I feel today. Thank you for sharing it. 

  • Tomboy
    Tomboy Member Posts: 2,700
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    my dad died when i was 2. and even being 54? (i think) i am sure i will feel like an orphan when i lose my mother......

  • moonflwr912
    moonflwr912 Member Posts: 5,937
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    It's a shame we don't know what we've got til it's gone. Hugs Red. 

    Kath, that's beautiful. 

  • moonflwr912
    moonflwr912 Member Posts: 5,937
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    Happy Valentine's

    Time for pampering your love

    Or maybe yourself

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    Full moon shines brightly

    Illuminating fissures

    Shadows in the snow

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    Winter Olympics

    Speed skaters not winning much

    New suits not working

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    Flowers of beauty

    Reminding us spring will come

    While white blankets all

  • RedReading
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    Dinner theatre done

    Last Of The Red Hot Lovers

    Neil Simon is great 


    Dinner with our friends

    Then off to the show we go

    Happy Valentine's! 

  • RedReading
    RedReading Member Posts: 1,262
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    Awww. I love my DH. 
  • badger
    badger Member Posts: 24,938
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    (kath, that was beautiful!)

    Winter-bare branches.

    Full moon, silver maple tree.

    Midnight silhouette.

  • badger
    badger Member Posts: 24,938
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    Rainbow ring around

    tonight's full moon means that it's

    really freaking cold!

  • badger
    badger Member Posts: 24,938
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    Full moon lends a blue

    tint to the new-fallen snow.

    Better than yellow!  Winking

  • badger
    badger Member Posts: 24,938
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    Ferocious squirrels

    chatter at each other from

    sun-splashed tree branches.

  • moonflwr912
    moonflwr912 Member Posts: 5,937
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    Red, your DH is a keeper!  Glad you enjoyed your dinner theater.  

    Badger, beautiful! And FUNNY! You know which is which..... LOL

  • Tomboy
    Tomboy Member Posts: 2,700
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    badge, you are REALLY GOOD @ this...thank you, for making such beautiful word-pictures for us!

  • moonflwr912
    moonflwr912 Member Posts: 5,937
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    Gray clouds hanging low

    Pregnant bellies full of snow

    All ready to pop!

  • moonflwr912
    moonflwr912 Member Posts: 5,937
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    Wandering cat's back

    Complaining loudly all night

    Of his lost Kingdom!

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    >°○°<

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    Not a little cat

    But a beautiful Bengal

    Whopping 14 pounds!

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  • RedReading
    RedReading Member Posts: 1,262
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    Dear Old Man Winter

    I surrender, name your terms.

    Yours truly, Debbie

  • moonflwr912
    moonflwr912 Member Posts: 5,937
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    Don't give up yet, Deb!

    Punch old man winter in face

    Tell him to f*ck off!

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    Just watched DVR

    A recording of The Chew

    Funny hosts as pets!

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    Cold rainy weather

    Attacking the snowy ground

    Freezing as it falls

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    Just ate two Halos

    Tiny little clementines

    Sweet orangy flavor

  • RedReading
    RedReading Member Posts: 1,262
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    Want to join the gym

    But they are telling me no

    My heart is bad too

  • RedReading
    RedReading Member Posts: 1,262
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    Shoot!


  • moonflwr912
    moonflwr912 Member Posts: 5,937
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    SadIs there a Livestrong program or similar? Or can they order cardiovascular rehab for you? That might help? 

    When everyone else

    Runs and hides from exercise

    Red wants to and CANT

  • Tomboy
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    crap. crappity crap 

    holy hella crapfest crap

    thats so crappy, Red.

  • RedReading
    RedReading Member Posts: 1,262
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    You made me laugh Kath

    Laughter's the best medicine

    For all that ails you!

  • badger
    badger Member Posts: 24,938
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    hi fellow haikuers!  Been away a few days.  You guys make me laugh and I so appreciate that!  Red don't surrender to winter just yet.  Our local hospital has an exercise room for rehab for cardiac patients and people who need PT.  Maybe they have that near you?  kath, thanks for the compliment, now I have to go think up some more.   Monica, fun little kitty icon!  >*o*<   ((hugs)) to all BBL  ♥

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  • badger
    badger Member Posts: 24,938
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    "Snap crackle pop."  Not

    Rice Krispies but melting ice.

    Sun is pale but strong.

  • moonflwr912
    moonflwr912 Member Posts: 5,937
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    Kitchen is painted

    Son and his wife came to paint

    Threw away my lights

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    I deserve better

    So that's what they said to me

    New fixtures are NICE