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  • elderberry
    elderberry Member Posts: 1,068
    edited November 2021

    AliceB: Edamvangelist, that is really funny. Until I moved to the West Coast I was fine with believing all of the country was in the deep freeze from November to April. We were stoic. We were Canadians. I was fine with the cold until it got down past minus 10 F. Now I whine when it is 26 F. I translated to F for all you Americans who haven't gone metric. For much of the country blizzards are not occasional. They are a fact of life in the winter. A friend of mine in Saskatoon had a winter where they hit -67 F. It was colder than the Artic. Glad to be here where we whine because it rains and rains and rains. At least at -67 F you see the sun. When we get two inches of snow the place is paralyzed.

    Spookiesmom: Never too late. I only like Kale when it is crisped up in the oven. I swap out kale for Swiss Chard when needed. Mine is still thriving in my otherwise dead garden.

  • alicebastable
    alicebastable Member Posts: 1,962
    edited November 2021

    I have a friend who lives on the north coast of Michigan's upper peninsula, which is basically redneck Canada. The snow pictures she posts are incredible, but they start way too early and last way too long. I'm good with one snowfall per winter.

  • tb90
    tb90 Member Posts: 299
    edited November 2021

    How did you come up with that being redneck Canada? Go west.

  • betrayal
    betrayal Member Posts: 3,783
    edited November 2021

    Want to join the "I hate kale" contingent. Received a farmers box weekly (for 8 weeks) during BC treatment and we were permitted to swap unwanted vegetables (1:1) for those we preferred. Found you had to get their early or you were stuck with kale which appeared to be swapped out in abundance. When I couldn't swap it out, found my DD rabbit and guinea pig thought it was wonderful, so they benefitted. Love mustard greens but they are hard to find in this area.

  • spookiesmom
    spookiesmom Member Posts: 8,178
    edited November 2021

    My mom would cook kale. Slime y stuff, I couldn’t eat it. Spinach, no problem. Mixed, not going down this throat. Any other greens, not happening. She cooked them Southern style, in other words, to death. Even poke greens. Which can be poisonous if not properly cooked

  • divinemrsm
    divinemrsm Member Posts: 6,621
    edited November 2021

    “Poke Salad Annie”

    Chomp, chomp, chomp chomp chomp

    Haha! Love that song, your comments made me thing of it, Spookie!


  • spookiesmom
    spookiesmom Member Posts: 8,178
    edited November 2021

    My dad was a Kentucky farm boy, he knew of a poke patch in Cincinnati. In the spring he’d get it. For those who thought the song wasn’t about a real thing, it’s true. He’d even say he was going to get a mess of poke greens.

  • divinemrsm
    divinemrsm Member Posts: 6,621
    edited November 2021

    One of my hobbies is song trivia, so I’ve read about this one before. Written and sung by Tony Joe White, he grew up in Louisiana. Or, Loo’siana as people from those part say. When he heard Bobby Jo Gentry (an incredible songwriter and singer herself) sing ‘bout Billie Joe, he realized she wrote about what she knew, so he sat down and wrote about his southern roots which included poke. I also learned the phrase “truck patch” is slang for garden.


    “Her daddy was lazy and no count, claimed he had a bad back
    All her brothers were fit for was stealin' watermelons
    Out of my truck patch
    Polk salad Annie, the gators got your granny
    Chomp chomp chomp chomp
    Everybody said it was a shame
    Cause her momma was a workin' on the chain gang
    Sock a little polk salad to me, you know I need me a mess of it.”



  • spookiesmom
    spookiesmom Member Posts: 8,178
    edited November 2021

    yep!

  • spookiesmom
    spookiesmom Member Posts: 8,178
    edited November 2021

    It’s the cooking process that makes it safe to eat. After washing, cook till wilted. Throw out that water, cook again. Third cook can be eaten

  • elderberry
    elderberry Member Posts: 1,068
    edited November 2021

    I knew it was some sort of leafy-weedy plant. I didn't realize it needed so much prepping to render it edible. In WWII a lot of people in England got poisoned eating the green leaves of their rhubarbs. I don't think there is a way to render it harmless. Doesn't jimson weed make cattle crazy?

  • spookiesmom
    spookiesmom Member Posts: 8,178
    edited November 2021

    I never saw my grandfather’s cows eating it, so can’t say. I do remember gma telling us not to eat the berries

  • miriandra
    miriandra Member Posts: 2,240
    edited November 2021

    I often wonder how people figured out some of the complicated ways highly toxic foods can be cooked to make them edible.

    Hakarl - Greenland shark is highly poisonous when fresh. But if you bury it for a few months, then hang it up to dry for a few months more, then scrape off the brown goo that extrudes from the meat (don't eat the goo!), then you can eat it. Though it smells of ammonia, so you might not want to eat it anyway.

    Fugu - Most of the fish is edible, but if you get the slightest knick on this one certain organ, it will kill you.

    Polar bear liver - It will kill you (vitamin A poisoning), unless you let it rot for a month or so to let the vitamins break down to lower levels.

    Mushrooms - They'll kill you, make you stoned, make you sick, or maybe - just maybe - you can eat one and survive. Oops! Not that one!!

    And so many plants like tomatoes, potatoes, cherries, elderberries, or apples where you can eat this one specific part of the plant, but everything else will kill you painfully or make you wish you were dead. Humans are amazingly persistent when it comes to foods.

  • alicebastable
    alicebastable Member Posts: 1,962
    edited November 2021

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  • everymoment
    everymoment Member Posts: 6,656
    edited November 2021

    Alice...Great reminder for each of us to be part of the solution.

  • elderberry
    elderberry Member Posts: 1,068
    edited November 2021

    Mariandra: I always said there were three kinds of mushrooms: Food, Not Food (lucky if you just upchuck) and God. God is hard on the liver. :-)

    I love jicama but apparently the skin is quite toxic. To what degree of toxicity I don't know.

  • alicebastable
    alicebastable Member Posts: 1,962
    edited November 2021

    I am addicted to mushrooms, but I'll only eat the grocery store ones because I'm also a coward.

  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    edited November 2021

    Someone in our community died of liver failure after eating mushrooms from his yard. I never eat them... remind me of slugs (sorry for that picture)

  • spookiesmom
    spookiesmom Member Posts: 8,178
    edited November 2021

    I wouldn’t eat them from my yard, but have seen squirrels munching on them. I worry about my dogs, and try to clean them out

  • tinkerbell65
    tinkerbell65 Member Posts: 48
    edited November 2021

    I saw this online and thought it would be appreciated here:


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  • elderberry
    elderberry Member Posts: 1,068
    edited November 2021

    I thought he might look like Bob Dylan. :-)


    My sister sent this -


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  • spookiesmom
    spookiesmom Member Posts: 8,178
    edited November 2021

    good one sis!

  • alicebastable
    alicebastable Member Posts: 1,962
    edited November 2021

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  • spookiesmom
    spookiesmom Member Posts: 8,178
    edited December 2021

    🤣🤣

  • everymoment
    everymoment Member Posts: 6,656
    edited December 2021

    Love both LoopyLoopy

  • everymoment
    everymoment Member Posts: 6,656
    edited December 2021

    If the president were not a Christian, would there be Christmas decorations in the White House?

  • alicebastable
    alicebastable Member Posts: 1,962
    edited December 2021

    magiclight, This redneck country would never elect a non-Christian, so that's never going to be anything but a hypothetical question. It's so sad and stupid, it should never be an issue.

    Hey, maybe we'll get a PDFer someday. How to pronounce it, though? Pudeffer?

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  • everymoment
    everymoment Member Posts: 6,656
    edited December 2021

    SillyHeartNerdy

  • elderberry
    elderberry Member Posts: 1,068
    edited December 2021

    magiclight: Let us not forget that all the Christmas greenery is Pagan YULE greenery. It is my understanding that the tree part only came from to most of us when Albert married Queen Victoria and brought the tradition from Germany.