Im bitchy, I moan, I groan.....anyway.
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Lisa, you just go ahead and get that baby.
I know just what you are saying, it is just so sad to think you will never be able to get the baby you have been waiting for for so long.
I have just kept myself 3 babies from litters I have just bred, I am still a bit wobbly as to whether or not to sell when the phone goes, and someone wants a little girl puppy, but so far, 11 weeks on, I am hanging on to them!
I have given then names now, Dotty, Dimple and Celine, so will keep them I think! It is fatal for me to give a puppy a name then let it go !!!
I still have Pugs, but they are too old to breed from, just little house dogs now.
Isabella.
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My bitch today is simple. Back to work and not enough time to even say hello to all everyone.
Another sucky day in the world of breasct cancer. Love ya all.
Sending some healing light your way, to help you get through your sucky day.
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Nicky, we're on a public holiday here, May day,I am bitching because DH wants to go off out, to some silly carnival.
I am so mad...who wants to go stand in a field all afternoon watching silly things.
Its going to take me ages to get myself ready, and for what ??
I'd rather stay home and try and do a bit of gardening.
We are having lovely warm weather, its been raining all night, just the sort of weather to plant things.
Isabella.
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You guys----I am reading this whole thread, tried to wait until I caught up to post but I WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU GUYS!!!! Can I, huh?
That sucks!!! Now, listen to my crap..........have an area where fluid builds up left over from my mast on 4/2...have to go to bs every Monday and Thursday to have it drained......hurts bad enough by Sunday/Wednesday that I am back on painkillers those days......BUT--the painkillers were just in time to counteract the diarrhea from my first round of chemo!!! HA HA EVIL CHEMO EAT THAT!!!!!
Still catching up, I'm on page 35, Traci I think your roommate or her scuzzy cigar-ash-dropping bf put the sugar in your gas tank...gsg happy for normal lungs....love you ladies already
Oh, and thanks for the zit-popping advice back there, that was helpful to
See ya
Sue
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Welcome Sue, the more the merrier (or bitchier!)
A big That Sucks to everyone.
Lisa - I don't think I could pass up that little cutie. Why not just take her and love her and let her help you heal.
DebC - Sadness sucks. Mine comes and goes. I know we're not supposed to do the "everything will be all right" on this thread, but I just know you'll be with your daughters for a long time to come. Cancer sucks.
Don't really have a bitch today, but it's still early. Have an appt with PS today so hope that goes well. It's dh's birthday, so that'll probably initiate a bitch before the day is over!
Hugs all
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Hi you all,
Yep.
I think we'd all be great lined up in the alley on King of the Hill. All in a row, can of preferred beverage in hand. They live in a town in Texas. I think called Arlen. Anybody ever watch that show? It's a cartoon type program like The Simpson's but I like it better. Hank Hill is the one with the sense but he is friends with this motley crew of guys - none of them are alike, but they all hang together in the alley at the end of the day and share their misery, philosophy, and company while nursing a brewsky from the cooler they take turns bringing.
So these guys line up shoulder to shoulder facing the alley, then they start up a conversation after each pops open his can and said one after the other - Yeeuup, Yeeup, Yeeeup, Yeeup.
Hank is famous for selling propane and propane accessories.
So Miss Shapen - you think Wilmington sounds good? Sounds good to me. Shirley, how would you feel if we all started up our own alley in Wilmington? I have about had it where I am currently situated. Gotta get my degranged chest in some kind of acceptable presentation, then I am ready.
Part of this is because I want a bird and my dh (the d is NOT for dear here) has never "let" me have a bird. I want a parrot to sit on my shoulder that I can teach to talk. I'd want to teach it to say a variety of things that I can't bring myself to say. Like, "Liar!", "You're ugly", "You stink", "Go away". You know. Stuff you'd like to say, but just can't. So I'd have my bird on my shoulder in our alley. Of course, he'd learn to say nice stuff to us all. Like, "Hey beautiful", "Want a massage?", "Let me buy you a nice dinner", "Hi Honey!" "Gimme some sugar!" "You sit and I'll cook".
I would get a nice, guy bird.
Later girls - hanna
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Hi Ladies,
Lisa, Love the little darling, and how can you resist.
Shirley, Love the wedding dance video. One of my girlfriends from college got married and their 1st dance song was "White Wedding by Billy Idol". It was a riot. And I love him cause he is a BAD BOY!!!! Always had a weakness for BAD BOYS!!! HA,HA That is awful about your friend. Really sucks!! My DAD died of a massive heart attack at age 63 at home. Your poor friend. I hope she recovers. That SUCKS!!!
Here is my bitch for the day, I set off alarms when I walk into stores because of my tissue expanders. Have cut all the tags off of my clothes, so it must be the expanders. So far it has happened at one drugstore and Old Navy. So they look at you funny when you walk in. Ya, I'm the shoplifter coming into the store.!!!!! And the darling little daughter was awake ALL NIGHT!!!!! I kid you not!!! What is with that? She is eight!!!! I was up with her and then I went to bed to get some sleep and the DH was up with her all NIGHT until the sun came up and then he went to bed and when I got up this am she was all ready for school and asleep on the couch. Put her in bed for the am and woke her up at noon to go to school for the afternoon. I don't get it. Also I cry at the drop of a hat. Usually am and pm. And in my car if a sad song is on the radio.That SUCKS!!!! Sometimes I am just sooo SAD. I was putting pictures in a photo album from this time last year and looking at my birthday pictures from last year and I got really SAD!!!! So much has changed in a year. No boobs, no nipples, no sensation, 4 friends who have dropped me , 3 female and 1 male due to the hideous disease of BC. It takes so much from you!!!! I really miss them, but I cannot get blood from a stone.That really stinks!!!!!
I will try and read the whole thread when I get time. Take Care Ladies.
Hanna, I think that you should get the bird.You could teach it to say "That Sucks"
Kerry
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OK ladies...today is the day I get my final path report from my Onc. Sitting on pins and needles is a huge understatement. My appointment isn't until 3:40 so it's going to be a looong day. I have my list of questions to bombard her with. I'm having dinner afterwards with my sister to either celebrate my good news...or get plowed! Tomorrow I turn 49 so I am really hoping and praying I see the big 5-0...
Linda
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Linda........hoping for good news for you for today! Let's hope you will go out to celebrate!
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linda-i'm hoping and praying for you that everything is clear and fine and no more tx!!!!
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Linda, Hope you receive good news today. Will be thinking of you.
Kerry
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Linda ~ I'm hoping you will get good news today too that all's well! And Happy Birthday to YOU a day early!!
Hanna
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I love this thread! It's going to be great to have a place to bitch. Lord knows my family is fed up of hearing it and since I'm 5 years post dx. and the "cancer card" is getting a little old......at least on them.
I've laughed my ass off reading some of your posts. You ladies rock!
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That sucks!!!!
Linda--good vibes your way......HannaB I love you already you are a great writer. Can you teach the nice, guy bird to say "Nice tits"?..Lisa--I want to smell that puppy's breath!! I LOVE puppy breath!!!
My bitch for the day is......I am all read up to the present on this thread and now will have to wait for more magical medicine and humor and I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!
So write more!!!!
And Traci I am 20 minutes from Grand Prairie!!!
Sue
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Gosh...! I just LOVE puppy breath too! I just pop my nose in their sweet little mouths and breathe it in while they have fun chewing on my nose!
Hanna
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While I'm sitting here toe-tapping...I had a friend whose parrot said, "Candy little girl" and "I can talk, can you fly?" He was a riot!
Linda
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Wow, that sucks!
[Added in edit: I didn't mean the talking bird thing sucks. Something has to suck or I can't post this.]
Hanna, now we know why your dh won't let you get a parrot. One of my mom's brothers had a parakeet that could talk. When he and his wife were going on vacation, they had the other brother's family take care of the parakeet while they were gone. (No, this has nothing to do with pet loss.) Brother #1 (owner of the bird) was a Democrat, and brother #2 (bird-sitter) was of the other major persuasion.
Sooooo, when brother #1 and his wife got home, the first thing their bird said to them was, "Vote REPUBLICAN!". (True story, I swear.)
Lisa, I love puppy breath, too. Those computer techies can figure out how to do everything else. Why can't they set up a way to make "scratch-and-sniff" available on the web? We can see animations, and hear songs, and darn near everything else. Why not scratch-and-sniff puppy breath? I think I'll patent it.
Linda, you are on Pacific time. It will be really late my time (CDT) by the time you get home from your celebratory dinner, but will you please let us know what your path results were? We are all hanging with you on this, because you certainly need something positive to happen (even if it's just in a path report).
Traci, I hate moving. I don't know how people can just pack up and move as often as many of them do. I have so much stuff, it takes me months just to decide what to take and what to toss. (Most of it I end up taking, which explains a lot of things.) I'm not as bad as my mom & dad, though. They've lived in the same house for 55 years, and they've never thrown anything away. Some day that will come to haunt me I know...
It ALL sucks. All of it. BC especially.
otter
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It would make my day if someone said "nice tits" to me, even if it was a parrot. I better go bird shopping. Hanna, Send the man in your dreams my way too. My dreams are boring right now.
I also HATE moving with a passion.Moving SUCKS!!!!
Kerry
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Oh thanks for the lingo I will teach my parrot when I move to an alley in Wilmington! "I can talk! Can you fly?" Hilarious Linda!!
For Kerry he will learn "That Sucks!"
For Sue (and all of us!) "Nice tits!"
Otter! Vote Republican! That was priceless! I heard once you teach a bird to say something...you can't unteach it! It's there for good. And the bird was probably bursting with pride at having a brand spankin new sentence to say to your brother #1. Typical guy brother #2 huh?
I hate to move too. I even hate moving up to the tool bar here to change the font to italic like you did !! I am really lazy! Too much effort. Too much moving. For me, moving is throw everything in boxes, get to the new place, unpack the box that says Kitchen and the one that says Bathroom, then leave the rest stacked up till the next move.
Now I'm tapping my toes too. Good news....tap tap...Good news....tap tap tap....It'll be good news!!....Tap tap!
Swquack.
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Linda,
I hope you get the best possible news! We are all here for you!
Daniella
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A big hello to everyone. This is just a quick pop in. Back to work and not much computer time.
Linda: Im praying the results we be good - sucks you have to do this the day before your birthday.
Isabella: Oh I hate carnivals too. Planting flowers sound like much more fun. Whats the public holiday for?
Hello to all newcomers and hugs to those I could mention. I must check here everyday.
Foot hurt like heck all day, and the dog still smells like a skunk 3 baths later! Grrrr!
Shirley: OMG Im laughing at that wedding video.
Vickster: Did I see you snuck in too. A big hello and hug to ya.
Hugs to everyone
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Just signed on the puter a few minutes ago. I'm caught up with all the sucky news. But first I want to say....
I'm originally from San Antonio. Not that I celebrated Cinco de Mayo, but I wanted to share part of this HBO special with you. I think this guy is one of the funniest comedians. It brings back so many memories from way back home. And, when we had the outside of our house painted, it was mostly Latinos. They had their boom box with Mexican music playing LOUDLY and being silly. I enjoyed just listening to them.
I must tell you that a few words are "racy." I watched him last night on the Comedy channel and they beeped out what they considered to be bad words.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PhTnBfYaxw&feature=related
and, this is a short clip of his "Why You Crying" routine. When I saw this on the Comedy channel ( I think it was during my chemo) he cracked me up.
Mexican Style Beatin'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re5YTuJXDaA&feature=related
Hope you'll get a little laugh from this. Laughter is sooooo good!
Shirley
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A big that sucks to everyone.
Nikki: I love the gif.
Linda: I'm keeping my fingers crossed that your news is good news and you'll give everyone here a lift when you post it.
My gripe today is this: Every morning I run to the mirror to see if another eyebrow hair grew in - either eyebrow, doesn't matter just give me a hair....damn, nothing. Now I notice this morning that the pubic hair is growing in just peachy keen. WTF? Who needs pubic hair? I need eyebrows.....is this a cosmic joke?
This bc crap just keeps on sucking!
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Today I was dragged to the local carnival by DH, and it was cr*p as expected, I was so fed up of the whole afternoon...I can't stand these events, too tame by far (It was our May Day holiday, should be May 1st, but this year the powers that be decided to take it May 6th)
I made such a job of looking fed up, and moaning all the time that DH suggested a trip to an outlet shopping center. I jumped at the chance, and got 3 tshirts, 2 prs PJ's and a lovely china Pekingese, I collect these, and DH wouldn't let me pay. ??????
We came home via a garden centre, and I filled DH's truck up with plants, and a big fir tree, again he wouldn't let me pay...this was beginning to worry me, something was going on !!!!!
Just short of home he pulled into a decent pub, and treated me to my tea, and just sort of dropped it he was playing squash in 2 hours, and would be gone all evening....I knew he was up to something, men can't you just read 'em??
I wasn't pleased, but he knew I couldn't kick up when he'd been treating me all afternoon. I WILL get my own back.
Isabella.
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Gugerrty: Hahahaha I have pubs but my belly is too fat to see them.0
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Marsha, my friend's going to be okay. It's just going to take time. And it took so long to find the right man. Good men are hard to find. We're having lunch together tomorrow.
Traci, all I can say I NEVER want to move EVER. I don't think I could even begin to know how to pack. It's bad enough packing to go out of town for the weekend. I'm sure I'd need to put one of those dumpsters in my yard so I could throw out half of the stuff. Then, rent one of those Pods for storage.
Isabella, I'm with you. Who wants to go to a silly carnival. I'm like you. It takes me two to three hours to get ready. I usually start the day ahead. LOL I went to the circus with my grandchildren and their parents last year. But if it wasn't for the grandkids I would have stayed home. However, I DID NOT GO to the parade this year with them! And I could never raise doggies. I'd keep every single one of them! I get way to attached. That's why I won't even "foster mom" an animal.
Nicki, sorry you had to go back to work with that bum foot. I know it hurts. I sprang mine a few years ago and OWEY! I went to the ER the next day. They sent me to have x-rays. I had to get on this x-ray table with no stool or anything to help me climb on it. So, here I was trying to jump UP on the table with one foot. And the weight I had put on certainly didn't help. I was afraid I was going to come down on the bad foot. I finally made it. But I was so stupid. I should have DEMANDED a stool. Then they gave me crutches. I 'bout killed my self with them there thangs. Ha! No way could I use them. I must be totally uncoordinated!
Sue, that sucks! I would hate having to have that drained twice a week. It was bad enough wearing the stupid drains. Couldn't wait for those things to come out. I felt FREEDOM again after they were gone.
Hanna, that'd be fun having our own bc alley here. I'll start looking for an alley (if the gangs haven't taken them over). Go get that parrot, girl. Don't let your dh tell you what you can or cannot have. My dh went out of town after we had to put our dog to sleep (many years ago). I told him I was going to look at this Pom. He was against it. I did. I bought her. He came home. He couldn't help but smile at that little bundle of fur. I also brought home a cat he didn't want me to. I told my dd that the cat was so ugly that no one would adopt him. He was adorable and we had to have all his teeth pulled (horrible teeth). He used to like to nip us. Aw, but when his teeth were gone no mure teeth bits. He had diabetes. He and my Pom were both put to sleep within a matter of months...my doggie while I was doing rads. Now, instead of having only one cat after my other babies went to animal heaven, we have four cats.
And remember, one of them just cost us $900 to remove to kidney stones.Kerry, for you.
Bring you back some memories!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfloxARAXd0&feature=related
Linda, hope your path report comes back A-OK! Have a wonderful dinner with your sister.
Otter, too funny about the parrot! At least they didn't teach him bad words!
I'm moaning again because I have to cook....Chicken Chow Mein. However, dh usually helps pull the meat of the bones. I really don't like to cook anymore.
Well, it's time for me to curl my hair. Have to start getting ready for tomorrow to meet my friend for lunch. Isabella and I take a very long time to get ready. The sad this is, when I take all this time it still doesn't help! I need lipo, a makeover...no, a whole body lift!
Shirley
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Shirley, I love the White Wedding video. That was really good. Does bring back memories. Thankx a lot. LOL LOL LOL.What a beautiful bride. I'm sure that I look like her, only with brown hair with red hi-lights. Ya, right!!!!!!
Kerry
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My girls would NOT do a dance like that, nor would their husbands. They think I'm crazy. I have to force myself to act sane around them. Shoot, I would act stupid on the dance floor if they would let me. LOL Why are my girls so serious!?
Shirley
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Shirley, The kids have to lighten up. I went down south in Feb.2007 with my 2 girlfriends, have known both of them since we were teenagers and one of them brought her 18 year old daughter. First time away for a week with the girls. It was the best trip ever. We had a BLAST. And we are not afraid of making total asses of ourselves in public, no matter who is around. I was laughing so hard I was on the beach crying. It was too much fun, hardly any sleep and too much booze. I was exhausted when I got home. I needed a vacation from the vacation. It did me a world of good. Loved it. So every now and then you have to let loose and enjoy yourself as long as you are careful. One of the girls we nicknamed her Radar, she kept tabs on everyone, including the 18 year old which was her daughter. She knew where everyone was at all times!!!!!!
Kerry
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one martini and you could just forget about bc for a few hours
its usually just straight vodka maybe with a little vermouth shakin with ice and poured out
if they tell us one more time that drinking alcohol of any kind may cause bc I may scream ! bad enough we have bc but now they take away all the fun !!!
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