You know youre a cancer patient when....

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  • trishyla
    trishyla Member Posts: 698
    edited June 2021

    Cancerchondria and it's kissing cousin internetochondria. That's when you search your (usually mild) symptom on the internet and find you're suffering from some rare disease that only four people in history have ever had.😏 Unfortunately I know a number of people with this malady.

    Ykyacp when you take a medication to battle the side effects of another medication, which was itself prescribed to help with the side effects of yet another medication. Then you forget what you were taking the initial med for in the first place 🤔


  • spookiesmom
    spookiesmom Member Posts: 8,178
    edited June 2021

    currently doing that.

  • karen1956
    karen1956 Member Posts: 4,613
    edited June 2021

    Trishyla - yup that was me when on AIs

  • nativemainer
    nativemainer Member Posts: 7,914
    edited June 2021

    Trishyla--too true on all accounts!!!

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  • jo-jo2018
    jo-jo2018 Member Posts: 139
    edited February 2022

    You know you are a cancer patient when you don't have the strength in your arm to blow wave your own hair becuse the tumor is pressing on your nerves and then it hits you... I won't have this problem when my treatment starts again-

  • nativemainer
    nativemainer Member Posts: 7,914
    edited February 2022

    Jo Jo--HUGS


  • barbojoy
    barbojoy Member Posts: 47
    edited February 2022

    YKYACP when your hairless nose drips so much and so often that every pocket and purse you own have wadded up tissues in them.

  • spookiesmom
    spookiesmom Member Posts: 8,178
    edited February 2022

    true!!!

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,894

    Bump, there are some seriously funny and sicko things in here, just what we need.

  • malleemiss251
    malleemiss251 Member Posts: 603
    edited August 19

    When one of your first thoughts after getting a de novo stage iv diagnosis is - "at least Alzheimers is off the table, now". Or, one of your first comments to the bs after getting the dx is - "yes, that's great, I understand that, but can you tell me why I have no appetite and can't eat"?