Bonfire of the Goddesses

1176177179181182343

Comments

  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646
    edited March 2014

    Lily......welcome to the "Nuthouse".................so glad to have you.............not for the reason your here,....but because your here......not by choice...........so glad you found us.

    We have  fun here......we laugh, joke, console, cry, and have the best ladies you will find on this website..........

    So glad to have you........but I must advise you.......I am the oldest, funniest, prettiest, sexiest, nicest one on the thread..........(Shut up Ethel)....................and I have a Pilot and am a member of the Mile High Club............RIGHT LADIES..........

    So welcome to the Nut House......come sit a spell...........ya'll come back now ....ya hear...........

  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858
    edited March 2014

    I AM NOT ETHEL

    IM LUCY

  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646
    edited March 2014

    Oh right, of course you would want to be the prettier one..........nice, real nice...........that's ok, Ethel was smarter..............LMAO.

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737
    edited March 2014

    Gee you lot have been busy getting things organised.

    FK if we find we have any imposters this is what we can do.

    image

  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646
    edited March 2014

    LMAO.............Aly your a girl after my own heart...............LOL........and she will do it..........

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737
    edited March 2014

    image

  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646
    edited March 2014

    image

    They said make room on the bus, and they will even bring a cake, along with other goodies..........

  • SlowDeepBreaths
    SlowDeepBreaths Member Posts: 6,702
    edited March 2014

    jeez. I go away for awhile and come back to male strippers. You ladies have been busy!

  • jo1955
    jo1955 Member Posts: 7,545
    edited March 2014

    FK - If you are Ethel, then I am Lucy!!!

    Hey fellow travelers.  The question was asked how many people does the bus fit?  Come on - it is a magical bus - it can fit as many as we want.  So keep the list going.

    Lily - Welcome to the insanity.  These ladies are great for a laugh or two.  Don't mind FK or ducky - they can get out of hand sometimes.  Love them both though.  They are part of the original bunch when this thread was started and they are here to stay.

    ducky - Great job on the pic.  The guys look yummy!  You better bring them along.

  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646
    edited March 2014

    Jo..........oh I made sure the bus had enough seats for them................lalalalallalala

  • SlowDeepBreaths
    SlowDeepBreaths Member Posts: 6,702
    edited March 2014

    I'm confused....now we have two Lucy's? OR is it two Ethels??? OR Is it one Ethel and two Lucy's???

    AND, who was on second?

    image

  • 4sewwhat
    4sewwhat Member Posts: 1,895
    edited March 2014

    I still am thinkin' Thelma and Louise!!!

    YOu all can have the cake, I'll take the other goodies!!

  • Linda-n3
    Linda-n3 Member Posts: 1,713
    edited March 2014

    I think Lucy & Ethel got abducted by Thelma & Louise a while back....

    Alyson, I LOVE the animation - throw 'em under the bus!!!! Nerdy 

    Lily, are you SURE you want to hang out with this group of crazies? It is QUITE contagious!!! Yes, I'm pretty sure there are no medical textbooks that mention how insanity can be transmitted as easily as measles or rabies or the flu, but I am pretty sure it happens that way, and I don't think there is any vaccination to prevent it, so just be forewarned!

    Can I have a turn driving the bus???? I got to drive at the Charlotte race track one year (most romantic gift DH ever gave me was a day on the track driving as fast I could!). I promise I can get you wherever you want to go ON TIME!!!! Not sure I can park the thing, but maybe somebody else can help out on that one..

  • 4sewwhat
    4sewwhat Member Posts: 1,895
    edited March 2014

    I hired a chauffeur

    image

  • SlowDeepBreaths
    SlowDeepBreaths Member Posts: 6,702
    edited March 2014

    oh my

    I think we scared Lily away LOL

  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858
    edited March 2014

    I am not Ethel nor Lucy

    I wanna be one of the mob wives

    Everyone nos I'm a gangsta,come from Brooklyn,Italian and a Scorpio....sooo we need at least one male gangsta for me,,u girls can fight over the rest..someone like Antonio Bandaris will do just fine

    Alyson,,love that bus,,,got a few to throw under it..very useful

    Linda,if it was up to me u could drive but I do have a partner so ask her

    Remember no food or drink for me...I'll bring my own

    So now we have the entertainment 

    What's next?

    Did I hear someone say we have a newbee

    If she is smart she will not walk but run away

    WE ALL LOST OUR MINDS

    This bus is gonna sink if we get anymore

    19 sistas now how many of u want the eye candy

    We need a count,grrrrrrr

    Check in with ducky,,,ok?

    Valjean where r u? I'm givin u Chayanne cause I'm gettin Antonio 

    It would be nice for everyone to check in,u put ur name on the list and we don't see u

    Come on we need to hear from u..kk

  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858
    edited March 2014

    FYI between the trip!the shoes and all this back and forth we did at least 25 pages

    JOJO we all brought ur thread back to life

    Your welcome!!!!!

    Love u dearly

  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646
    edited March 2014

    Don't forget...........I can't wait till 2am....Have to put my 20 year old picture on so you will recognize me.

    image

    image

  • hollander
    hollander Member Posts: 93
    edited March 2014

    OK, all of that eye candy is fine as long as one of them is the cure guy.  Or NED, if cure guy can't be found.  Vacation with all of you AND one of those guys would be the best ever!!!!  I'm ready for a margarita, and I'm buying the first round.

  • badger
    badger Member Posts: 24,938
    edited March 2014

    hi all, you bet I'm still up for the trip in the Magic Bus.  No naked men for me tho.  Went to a chippendales show once and it was not my cup of tea.  Some of my girlfriends loved it but I was like get your sweaty ass outta my face!  More beefcake for you ladies. 

    image

  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858
    edited March 2014

    oh I don't want naked men either

    Just eye candy,my kinda eye candy

    Along with the cure guy

  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646
    edited March 2014

    EWWWWWWWW...........don't want no ones ass in my face....................;you can dance, but you better do it from a distance.............

  • hollander
    hollander Member Posts: 93
    edited March 2014

    I agree!  Let's just have them serve the drinks and carry the luggage.  Leave the entertainment to Thelma and Louise! 

  • SlowDeepBreaths
    SlowDeepBreaths Member Posts: 6,702
    edited March 2014

    ducky, that's a beautiful picture of you.

  • badger
    badger Member Posts: 24,938
    edited March 2014

    Good morning!  

    image

  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646
    edited March 2014

    Slow...............LOL if you looked for that face today even if I was in front of you you would not recognize it........only if I could turn myself back to 20............LOL

  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646
    edited March 2014

    image

    I said to my daughter the other day...............I was thinking of letting my hair come in gray........it is highlighted, and I am thinking maybe I should stop...............then said............or maybe not ........the face is scary enough in the morning mirror.............add gray hair and I will probably look like Tales from the Crypt.............

  • badger
    badger Member Posts: 24,938
    edited March 2014

    Ducky, that's a great wedding pic!  It's obvious you kids were crazy in love.  ♥  edited to say you look NOTHING like the above pic!!

  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646
    edited March 2014

    Yea we were.....met him when I was 14........can you imagine........love at first sight........I was in Jr. High School....so was he................his italian mother forbid him to see me, even when we were in with our crowd of friends...............told him Puppy Love.......get over it..............I was engaged at 19, and got married at 21.................did 2 years in the Army, and then back home from Washington State to Phila...........had my first baby at just 22......and the rest is history...............he died very young.....57..........so the dream ended..........

    LOL on the above picture..............

  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646
    edited March 2014

    I will be going Tuesday to get the whole magilla.........color, highlights, cut............guess the gray hair can wait a little while longer.............LOL...................if it was a pretty gray I would say "hmmm maybe", but it is that mousey gray that looks like a hair net all over your head.................some people turn gray really beautifully..........my mother didn't, and I am not going to either.......too scattered......actually did not get my gray hair till I was much older...............I was 60 before I got 1 gray hair........and now have very little.......but its there......and I will be 79 next month...........and so it goes.