OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

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  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 631

    Veggy...LOL Good point!!!  HAHAHAAAA!! 

    Linda....that would do it, right?  Couple of good whacks and the conversation would be over!

  • gmafoley
    gmafoley Member Posts: 5,978

    Ok, some of you know I do press releases for a job this kinda got me and I'm not sure I like pink any more:

    "...Offering Pink Chips in Support of Breast Cancer" - Pink tortilla Chips that is so going to far!!!!! Just saying...

  • sandcastle
    sandcastle Member Posts: 289

    I did not buy into the color Pink before I had Breast Cancer.....NOW I hate the color pink and all those girls jumping up and down for PinkOctober.......Is it not STRANGE...that men do not do this for Prostate Cancer.......Liz

  • SimplyAudrey
    SimplyAudrey Member Posts: 92

    Liz.....you're onto something!  Prostate Cancer Awareness!  What color is their ribbon?  Hmmmm......... or Testicular cancer awareness.....

    The only thing is guys do get BC too.

  • SimplyAudrey
    SimplyAudrey Member Posts: 92

    A local health system did a "Pinkie Promise" campaign for BSE's and mammograms.  We could create a "Winkie Promise" campaign for men to have DRE's and PSA tests......

    I AM a sick puppy.

  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 1,433

    how about instead of ribbons for the guys for prostate cancer awareness they do a set of matching blue balls?

  • sandcastle
    sandcastle Member Posts: 289

    There is JUST something about those people jumping up and down....YEA!! I have cancer.......but HOW come it is so very hard to get a Breast MRI though insurance???  I just guess they are not jumping enough....Liz

  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 631

    Mary & Simply....I am laughing my ass off!!!

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737

    Laughing as well, love the blue balls idea.

    Like I was this morning when I received an appointment for an ultrasound of my left breast??? I have a 'something' on my collar bone and onc wants to see what it is so ordered an ultrasound of left chest area. Luckily I was in a good mood so the appointments lady and I had a laugh when I said they could have problems doing an ultrasound on my left breast cause I wasn't sure where extactly it was now!!!! 

    Had better do something constructive.

  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 631

    Alyson....DID THEY FIND IT??? LOL!!!  OMG you all are crackin' me up!!

    Here lefty lefty lefty....come get your procedure....

    I need to lay off the asparagus...or the mushrooms...

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737

    Actually Fuzzy it is probably in a jar or some freezer as I have been on a trial and know it has been retained in case they need to re test the tumour!!! Well I suppose that all they kept I don't know.

    I need the asparagus, maybe its too many mushrooms - had both for dinner last night!!!

  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 631

     oops...that's not it....

     Nope....not in there....

     I FOUND IT!!!  YOU WOULDN"T BELIEVE WHAT IT'S GROWING!!!! 

  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 1,433

    OMG!!!!!!

  • SimplyAudrey
    SimplyAudrey Member Posts: 92

    FUZZY!  LMBO!!!!

  • SillyMama
    SillyMama Member Posts: 49

    I am SOOO glad my kid's not home yet, because I've been laughing until the tears ran!

    But... if THAT's what Alyson's lab specimen left breast is growing now... Wonder what happens in the lab to the Winkie Promise guys' blue balls?

  • gmafoley
    gmafoley Member Posts: 5,978

    I found the blue balls!...They hatched into smurf babies!!! 

    smurf babies 

  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 1,433
    Well actually some one else is going to have to do the pictures as I am not computer-literate to do them-wish I could I could really add a lot of worthwhile photos.Frown
  • SimplyAudrey
    SimplyAudrey Member Posts: 92
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    SimplyAudrey Member Posts: 92

  • SimplyAudrey
    SimplyAudrey Member Posts: 92
  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 1,433
    They were all great! I think we should do a poll and come up with the official winkie promise picture!Laughing
  • Omeggo
    Omeggo Member Posts: 42

    Brava SimplyAudrey!! Very funny!

    Hey, if they can have the Viagra commercials on the tube as they do, the Winkie Promise is only a matter of time, after they spend milliions of dollars on finding the perfect name (alliterative if possible).  Personally I think the name "Winkie Promise" is perfect already.

  • SimplyAudrey
    SimplyAudrey Member Posts: 92
    Should we Copyright it???? Tongue out
  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 1,433

    Copyright it is a good idea, now we should have a famous spokesman too. One who will "tell all". Any suggestions?

  • SimplyAudrey
    SimplyAudrey Member Posts: 92

    Justin Bieber.  Goes right along with 12 year old girls "pinking out".  And Jewel speaking as an authority on Breast Cancer.

  • SimplyAudrey
    SimplyAudrey Member Posts: 92

    Or Lance Armstrong.  I hear he's looking for a gig.  Maybe the two together making a "winkie promise".

  • SimplyAudrey
    SimplyAudrey Member Posts: 92

    I'm 9 days to BMX, working on the house renovations before MY renovation starts (in other words while I CAN)........and I think I'm toxic on paint fumes.  I can actually SEE a commercial with Lance and Justin doing the "Winkie Promise"

  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 1,433

    Im thinking maybe Charlie Sheen and his tiger blood would liven things up too.

  • gmafoley
    gmafoley Member Posts: 5,978

    trying to sleep

    I so understand this... I'm having a vascular ultrasound on my arm today... I have 2 doctors that disagree with what the lumps are in my arm and one says I also have LE in my good arm and the other says its not... :/ 

  • Omeggo
    Omeggo Member Posts: 42

    Good luck Gma! Hey, maybe you can ask your docs what they think of the 'Winkie Promise' for prostate cancer! Please let us know.