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  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858
    edited August 2014

    when I called my GD she too was havin a good belly laugh

    And

    She said don't touch it till I show u once again how to use it

    I did not want a toaster over

    I am gettin rid of my microwave

    I wanted something like a whatch call it oven...forgot the name

    Help me out here

    And yes I was scared  and not laughing either

  • glennie19
    glennie19 Member Posts: 4,833
    edited August 2014


    A convection oven?

  • JAN69
    JAN69 Member Posts: 731
    edited August 2014

    Toaster oven?

  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858
    edited August 2014

    thanks Glennie

    Yes that's it

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737
    edited August 2014

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  • crog234
    crog234 Member Posts: 324
    edited August 2014

    my good news for the month is that my husbands surgery went well!!!!

  • wren44
    wren44 Member Posts: 7,921
    edited August 2014

    Crog, WONDERFUL news! I'm sure it's a real relief to be on the other side.

  • blondiex46
    blondiex46 Member Posts: 2,726
    edited August 2014

    Wow what a great party, of course forgot...


    Such good news from all .., mine have a party to go to Saturday,  yay getting out of the house.

  • juliaanna
    juliaanna Member Posts: 575
    edited August 2014

    Crog, So happy your husband is on the road to recovery.

  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858
    edited August 2014

    I wanna thank everyone for sharing their wonderful gifts with us

    Yes gifts

    We r here

    Thank u God

    Save ur thought for the end of August...the date will be aug.29 as the last day of Aug falls out on a Sunday...

  • SlowDeepBreaths
    SlowDeepBreaths Member Posts: 6,702
    edited August 2014

    Joan, Jan & GG, I think that's the best news of all - a clean checkup! Congratulations!!

    GG, great to see you here. Haven't seen you around for awhile...I hope you're doing well!!??

    Wren, sounds like you lucked out. I guess there are still honest people in the world.

    glennie, Congrats on the raise.!

    Kracker, Oh boy did you get lucky!! I think toaster ovens are dangerous. Thank goodness you were able to get the fire out.

    crog, I'm so happy hour husbands surgery went well!!

    blondie, Have fun on Saturday!! It's so nice to get out of the house - I need to do it more often.

    Ducky, hope that Boa Constrictor doesn't get you!!

    and Alyson, I love chocolate biscuits!! Save one for me!!

    Happy Friday!!

    Edited to Add: Here's a picture of Ducky enjoying her weekend.

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  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646
    edited August 2014

    LOL..........

  • gmafoley
    gmafoley Member Posts: 5,978
    edited August 2014

    Guess I'm gonna hear a lot of "Old Fart" Jokes this weekend with the kids.... Here is a fun one to start with..

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  • gardengumby
    gardengumby Member Posts: 4,860
    edited August 2014

    SDB - I was kinda down in the dumps for awhile.  I think I'm getting better now - hope so anyway.  The dumps are boring and wet - too many tears.

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737
    edited August 2014

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  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858
    edited August 2014

    hahahaha Alyson

    That's me walkin and farting

    My stomach is still not well,don't no if it will ever be

    And that's the biggest problem I hope I ever have

    Except burning the house down...

    I really enjoyed this party...stops u from thinkin 

    Love my sistas

    I AM THE FIREKRACKER...

  • joan811
    joan811 Member Posts: 1,980
    edited August 2014

    K, I'm not laughing...I set my main range oven on fire and there were flames inside and thick smoke coming out...smoke detector blaring...had to open doors and I refused to call the fire department.   The broiler burned up but the oven still worked! 

    I was broiling a cheese crust and forgot.  Always set the timer! 

    What a day you had....

    At least the cookies were GF.

    Ducky, love your news (eating cookies)...I wonder if the snake loves cookies.  Maybe you should eat them all just in case.  I am really glad you got to go to the shore.  I hope you didn't get the pouring rain I heard about.  I am supposed to get it in the morning.

    I am on steroids from my sudden case of hives and itchy hands.  It's Day 3 and I can't sleep now....heart racing....feel like a rocket ship.  I had to skip tonight's pills...but wait this is starting to sound like bad news and I really don't have any!

    It was a fun party.  Love the cartoon of Ducky and the snake.
    Duckies always win!

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  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858
    edited August 2014

    u Joan can laugh all u want

    Cause

    I'm good at doin those things and including spillin water by the potfulls

    Just wish the fire meets the water if it ever happens again

    Ducky always wins u said?????

    Oh really!!!!!!!

    It's supposed to thunderstorm for the  next 5 days....and damp...I still would rather have this then the 90 deg...

    I hope u feel betta Joan,

  • gmafoley
    gmafoley Member Posts: 5,978
    edited August 2014

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  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858
    edited August 2014

    in ur dreams GmaF...

  • proudtospin
    proudtospin Member Posts: 4,671
    edited August 2014

    yeap, life is good or better!

    my sister did AA and not drinking!  left the dumb hubbie and got a mint!  Nephews is still trying trying to find themselves but do believe there is hope, certainly for my fav the oldest!
     

  • gardengumby
    gardengumby Member Posts: 4,860
    edited August 2014


    Wow - that's Great!!

  • proudtospin
    proudtospin Member Posts: 4,671
    edited August 2014

    yeah, feeling like celebrating!  cried when I hugged my nephew good bye....will see him again soon I hope

  • gmafoley
    gmafoley Member Posts: 5,978
    edited August 2014

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    Look what GD made me for my birthday. It says Happy Birhday Grammie in beads. She gave me a big hug and told me she loved me and would see me next year. She leaves dad to go home to mom, next weekend. 

  • gmafoley
    gmafoley Member Posts: 5,978
    edited August 2014

    oh by the way.  Yes it is a hoola hoop. That big lol. I love it

  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646
    edited August 2014

    Wow, what a nice gift..........you deserve nice Sweetie..........hugs

  • glennie19
    glennie19 Member Posts: 4,833
    edited August 2014

    cool gift!!  

  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858
    edited August 2014

    PTS nice to see u and hear the good news,u wanna celebrate...come here

    GmaF... Beautiful gift.I no u deserve it.

  • blondiex46
    blondiex46 Member Posts: 2,726
    edited August 2014


    a hula hoop, how cool is that...she really loves you gma

  • april485
    april485 Member Posts: 1,983
    edited August 2014

    Beautiful G'ma! Can't wait to meet my new grandbaby in October. It's a girl! My DIL's shower is this Sunday. I am doing all of the food...for SIXTY people! Started out 40 and now 60. Oh well, no biggie. I am Greek and feed people is what we do! Hugs to all. Happy Monday!!