Lets conduct our own study on how we all got breast cancer
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Or it could be acrylic nails!!!! The fumes, the acrylic, who knows!
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Or nail polish remover. That stuff is toxic.
Aha, just looking at an incredibly good-looking guy on TV. That's what did it - heart goes pitter-patter, louder and louder and it's located right there between the breasts. Swift heartbeat scared the cells nearby so they morphed into bc cells. Now, depending on how many scaredy=cat cells you had and whether they ran to the right or the left or, if enough of them, both ways, gave bc.
So, away with good looking guys. (hey, come on ladies, have to sacrifice sometimes!)
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I've used my share of fingernail polish remover and clapped a few erasers but was never one for acrylic nails.
patoo- maybe it was the scaredy-cat cells that came from that first drop on a roller coaster, or the free fall at six flags (or in my wussy case) the double ferris wheel ride when i was a child. When we got stuck on top...ARGH...all i knew was that i wanted OFF...that's kind of the feeling I had when I got diagnosed so FOR ME I think it was the ferris wheel scaredy cat cells that morphed into breast cancer... (don't want to give up the good looking guys just yet) OR
maybe I said cross my heart hope to die one too many times as a child....oh but wait that would mean a heart attack not BC....UHHH OHHH
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My ancestors, Adam and Eve ate an apple or somethin' like that - why would you expect me to know to feed myself better?
Maybe it was too much artificial butter flavor on the movie popcorn at the drive-in.
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UMMMMM movie popcron at the drive-in. I remember those days.
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I think it was all the girls jealous of my breasts. They voodooed me!
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waves, I think the butter-flavored popcorn is more likely for me, NO ONE was jealous of my boobs - size AA.
Or the scaredy cat thing since I'm terrified of heights.
Patoo my dear we will give up LOTS of things but - good looking guys? You gotta be kidding!
Leah
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hehehe
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there is nothing like the alluring smell of theater popcorn....and it HAS to be buttered!!!
I guess I might have been voodoed...I was an early bloomer and had boobs long before most of my friends did and was a very full 36c at 17..It was once they got to be 44DD that noone envied them anymore.. At least people don't talk to my chest anymore....HEY maybe that's it!!! They were tired of being talked to!!!!
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ummmmm...just checked this thread out and haven't read all the ideas....but some one MUST have said what we all know is REALLY behind BC...and most cancers for that matter...the microwave oven!! Especially those under the counter ones that are practically at breast height!! Or worse, talking on your cell or portable phone while cooking in your microwave...that is for sure!!
And what is wrong with silk flowers?? My husband watered a miniature bonsai for 3 years until my 6 y/o granddaughter frustratingly told him, "GRANDPA....this is NOT a real plant!!" and we had to put it under the microscope! She was right!
God Bless!
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angel- nothing wring with silk flowers---the tie in is those of us who can KILL silk flowers because we have black thumbs!!
I don't doubt the microwave thing...maybe we cooked too much popcorn (with theater style butter of course) in the microwave and that's what did us in.
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Maybe it's the syran wrap I used to cover everything with before I microwaved it. It would get all warm and melty....can't be good.
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Or wrapping food in aluminum foil. That silver stuff directly touching food can't possibly do the food any good. Bet those bc critters lived in the aluminum foil waiting for me to wrap something imoist in it.
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Oh crap! I just made banana bread and wrapped it in aluminum foil. I guess the boys will have breast cancer tomorrow.
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zeez- i wrap everything in aluminum foil....NO WONDER!!!
Anybody out there remember standing in line waiting for that blasted smallpox vaccine.....maybe that stinking gun they used infused us with BC instead
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You are not thinking logically... you have to eliminate anything that boys ate or used.... so the school glue is out... even the yellow stuff cuz the boys ATE it. Anything microwaved was eaten by both sexes. I go with clapping erasers cuz girls always volunteered. My catholic school uniform included the tunic.... top and pleated skirt in one. With white blouse and blue knee socks. We wore them so short there was a dip designed in the back to cover our butts and we sometimes wore shorties to cover too.
I think it was the ugly gym uniform.
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Then it just HAS to be all those last tidbits left in the pan before you wash it...just eat it instead of scraping it in the trash....none of the guys in my house can claim that and the ladies in our SS class have all talked about the stuff stuck to the cake plate is always better than the cake!!! Well not better but really good!!!!
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dreamwriter, I think you may have hit on it....it was the knee socks. Very few boys wore knee socks, but the girls all did, even those who didn't go to catholic school.
Maybe it was the tight elastic around the knee that did it, or maybe the exposed skin between the bottom of the skirt and the top of the socks!
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roflmao ljh...
well if it has to be something boys didn't use, I am going after Tampax and Pads!
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I wore those knee socks too! You maybe onto something. Or maybe it was those Catholic school girls neckties. I forget wht they were called but they went around your neck with a snap in the front, to make an x shape.....pointing to your breasts!
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Patmom...I think you are more on target....my husband did not volunteer to clap the erasers....that was his punishment!! He clapped way more than I did!
He does the laundry too...so all those detergent chemicals are out...and he dusts....hmmmmm....what do I do that he does not?
Bingo...I wore tampons!!!!!
God Bless each one of us!
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I never got the hang of tampons... they would just pop right out.... so no its not tampons
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Oh oH.... I cried until the operator let me off the kiddy ferris wheel at the CNE in toronto. My 6 yr old at the time was just fine.
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What if it's not something we did do, and men don't do, what if its something protective in things men do... like...
Using Just for Men, Wearing Aqua Velva and Mitchum deodorant?
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Maybe we should pee with the seat up? Maybe we caught BC from a toilet seat?
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Rachel...if it is something that men do and we don't...then it must be oggling...that must be it! Breast obsessed, butt obsessed oggling!
God Bless!
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See, God made females considerably smarter in taming their sex drives and let the males almost full force. Someone suggested to me that circumcising a male is a way to slow his second head's drive for sex down. AND it is proof the circumcision slows down the transmission of AIDS between heterosexual partners. It's in the newspaper today! Honest it is, so ... like, it must be true? (Seriously, I think it is a medical fact. Lot's of times you gots to do what you are told even if you don't know why and you find out the reason later - just get your orders from a reliable source.)
Besides, not even that woman who got the sex change could have given birth to her daughther if she were not biologically a female. Male human beings cannot give birth, it's not on their pay grade scale.
Oily, sweet, salty, warm, crunchy --- movie popcorn butter. I can believe it was not butter - I drank my hemlock willingly. Yummm yummm.
sessna1
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OK, let's talk popcorn... first of all, its not really popcorn unless its jiffy pop in that built in shaker with the spirally thing. (Do they still make that?) And its not butter unless its BUTTER, preferably that you melted yourself. Hey, maybe it was all that SHAKING over the stove to MAKE the Jiffy Pop! Hmmm . And then eating the burnt kernels that still had butter an salt on them so like, why not.. they definitely gave me BC.
Then if you are talking about movie theater popcorn, you gotta distinguish between the one that popped from kernals in the bucket falling into the bin, and whether you were swift enough to get the stuff that had popped that night from the bucket, or maybe from months before that was still in the bin. The butter in movie theaters never was BUTTER, it was butter flavored grease. And for you young'uns, you never had popped popcorn in a theater, it all came in huge plastic BAGS and it was popped in another century, another zip code, possibly another planet. You've probably never even SEEN a kernel unpopped!
If you ate anything in the movie theater- unless you went to independent films and got their granola mix instead with a cappuchino- it gave us BC. That is, except the things with chocolate. Mounds, Junior Mints, Raisinets, Milky Ways, M&Ms and Goobers- all safe. Good and Plenty, Chuckles, Twizzlers- all cause my BC.
Whatever turned the orange soda to be orange, definitely caused BC.
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I think it must have been the pink snowball cupcakes...I don't think too many guys ate them....
God Bless!
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Yes Angel....Def. the pink....lol
Guys hate anything pink and young girls LOVE anything pink...you're onto something there!
jezza
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