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  • Keys-Plez
    Keys-Plez Member Posts: 190
    edited November 2015

    I finally get a handle on the insomnia only to dream about them SOBs! Yikes!!!

    YKYABCP when you can't pick out the blouse you're going to wear today until you've picked out your bra and/or "condiments".

  • juliecc
    juliecc Member Posts: 4,360
    edited November 2015

    YKYABCP when when one of your foobs is somehow itching like crazy and scratching has no effect because you can't feel it. Scared

  • Redheaded1
    Redheaded1 Member Posts: 1,455
    edited November 2015

    Juliecc that's a great one....


  • feelingfeline
    feelingfeline Member Posts: 5,145
    edited November 2015

    Julie that's exactly the same for me without recon. Guess my chest is missing all those nerves the surgeon made off with....Loopy

  • spookiesmom
    spookiesmom Member Posts: 8,178
    edited November 2015

    Or you can't tell exactly WHERE the itch is. So scratch the whole scar.

  • kathindc
    kathindc Member Posts: 1,667
    edited November 2015

    How true, how true on the itch

  • suems
    suems Member Posts: 79
    edited November 2015

    I sympathise! If only I could make my non-existant right nipple stop itching! my husband offered to go to the lab and scratch it for me, but I don't think they kept it.

  • magdalene51
    magdalene51 Member Posts: 2,062
    edited November 2015
    Sue that's hilarious. I tell people the worst thing about having your breasts amputated is the phantom itch. I suppose it's the same as any amputation.
  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,894
    edited November 2015

    Yup

  • juliecc
    juliecc Member Posts: 4,360
    edited November 2015

    I did find hydrocortisone cream helps!

  • karen1956
    karen1956 Member Posts: 4,644
    edited November 2015

    Ramona...where are you at in Colorado? I'm in Denver

  • rwiley4529
    rwiley4529 Member Posts: 35
    edited November 2015

    Karen, I'm up in Greeley.

  • Gabby56b
    Gabby56b Member Posts: 32
    edited November 2015

    I have that itch as well, and no matter where I scratch, it doesn't help....

  • janett2014
    janett2014 Member Posts: 2,950
    edited November 2015

    I agree with all of you about the weird phantom itch. I've tried to explain it to a couple of non-BC friends, and they don't really get it.

  • spookiesmom
    spookiesmom Member Posts: 8,178
    edited November 2015

    I found a sunburn gel at Walmarthas aloe and lidocaine in it. I just smear it all over the area. Numbs the itch.

  • SuzyBlue
    SuzyBlue Member Posts: 84
    edited November 2015

    I was incredibly itchy for months after my breast reconstruction, which I guess was nerves on the outermost rim of the skin firing off. I found myself scratching at the most inappropriate times and places as it drove me crazy and I couldn't stop myself. It still happens sometimes but not nearly as often thank goodness

  • kathindc
    kathindc Member Posts: 1,667
    edited November 2015

    I didn't start getting an itch until about 2 1/2 years after my BMX (left side was the cancer side, right side prophylactic) and it's only happens on the left side scratching and anti-itch creams don't help. I have to take a Benedryl.

  • catfurr
    catfurr Member Posts: 39
    edited November 2015

    ykyabcpw...you try on bags of frozen peas in the frozen food section just to make sure they're big enough😄

  • annika12
    annika12 Member Posts: 92
    edited November 2015

    You ask your husband " does this shirt make my arm look fat? " The pharmacy knows you and greets you by first name AND your name is on the bottle of tamoxifen on the shelf 😜

  • feelingfeline
    feelingfeline Member Posts: 5,145
    edited November 2015

    Lol trying on peas Catfur!!

    Know the fat arm syndrome only too well Sad

  • amygil81
    amygil81 Member Posts: 42
    edited November 2015

    ykyabcpw: Your partner helps you wrap your LE arm before bed, and you both consider it part of foreplay.

  • Redheaded1
    Redheaded1 Member Posts: 1,455
    edited November 2015

    amygil that's a good one.


  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,894
    edited November 2015

    Oh amy, too funny

  • ShetlandPony
    ShetlandPony Member Posts: 3,063
    edited November 2015

    Ykyacpw: Your weekly chemo appointment counts as date time with your hubby and you both miss it when chemo is done. (Really -- conversation, nice music, picnic lunch...)

  • feelingfeline
    feelingfeline Member Posts: 5,145
    edited November 2015

    Shetland - You and your hubby really need to get out more often Loopy!

    (believe me I am guilty of not taking my own advice on this subject)

  • fujiimama
    fujiimama Member Posts: 236
    edited December 2015

    Shetland: My hubby and I did the same thing only the first movie we watched was Nacho Libre. We got some interesting looks in the chemo sweet.

  • ShetlandPony
    ShetlandPony Member Posts: 3,063
    edited December 2015

    Feelingfeline and fujiimama! 😄


  • Beachbum1023
    Beachbum1023 Member Posts: 364
    edited December 2015


    You know you're a cancer patient when....you are asked "what do you want for Christmas?" and the only thing you can think of is another Christmas.


    I hope everyone here at BCO gets THAT present. Happy Holidays!

  • nativemainer
    nativemainer Member Posts: 7,955
    edited December 2015

    AMEN!


  • feelingfeline
    feelingfeline Member Posts: 5,145
    edited December 2015

    And so say all of us

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