You know youre a cancer patient when....
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when you were dreaming that your implant migrated to your shoulder but wake up and realize it's just your cat
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Iodine- OMG! Fill-in-the-blank body forms!
Squid- Breech boobs! Laughing harder!
Gitane- I've got to try the armpit fart. My son will think that is too cool! Tears running down now!
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Iodine- OMG! Fill-in-the-blank body forms!
Squid- Breech boobs! Laughing harder!
Gitane- I've got to try the armpit fart. My son will think that is too cool! Tears running down now!
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Oh fun, more pictures of my insides. I can file them with the MRI/mammo pics of my breasts, the US of my leg, the xray of my port placement and the DEXA of my spine and hip. What ever happened to collecting pictures of vacations?
So then, you know you're a cancer patient when you have a file drawer dedicated to all the photos of your insides.
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...when you get home and stop at the neighbors to let them know that you posted the phone conversation of the other morning on this thread.
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When your plastic surgeon tells you that your implants will need to be replaced in 15 years and you laugh and tell him you'd be thrilled to be alive in 15 years and have that done.....
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This is so funny......
.......when you're in that damn hospital gown and flash the doctor your rear and really don't care...the doctors have seen and/or have take most of my body parts anyway.
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When you can't make it another minute without going to bed for the night and your husband looks at the clock and says "wow it is only 8:30" and your response is at least we made it until it was dark.
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who knew we were all so friggin funny??? these truly are laugh out loud posts kids - keep 'em coming
.....when you find yourself directing strangers to the appropriate locations in hospitals for x-rays, blood tests, nuclear medicine ..... just follow me!
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when you only have 1 armpit to shave.
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I love the armpit fart noise one. LOL
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hey there deb
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on GOOGLE. Go to Google click on images and type anything you want, when you see the image you want, to the right it will say full size image, click that the in the http addy, copy then paste the http in the section on BC.org site, in the post a reply, the little tree URL image, choose left in the alignment menu then press insert.
You have to keep 2 windows open so you can toggle back and forth.
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when the advil or aleve wear off, because the arimidex is kicking in, my aching hips!
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unbelievable...I just tried it - who knew? I like this one for all of us
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AStorm and Deb, I am LMAO, OMG the picture is just too funny. i am trying to do the arm fart thing but i can't tune up my pits!!
OK you when, you are standing in the grocery store talking to a friend and you are fondling your boob in front anyone as you explain your next procedure.
When you HOPE that the back gap in the gown is wide enough that it gets an accidental butt grope from the CT tech trying to balance your ample a$$ on the skinny table-man or a woman tech-I don't care!!!
When you find coffee stains on your stomach instead of your chest.
When you are wearing your bathing suit to fish on the beach and purposefully bend over the bait bucket to flash anyone who might be looking.
Lordy, I have got to go to sleep!! We have got to write a book! I mean if the "I wore red lipstick to my mastectomy' can get it-we can get it. Now she is probably on this thread and I have totally insulted her. I am sooo sorry! And I am actually having dreams of life before cancer!! Sweet Dreams all, SV
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by the way Deb, when I went to google image, once I got full size, I just right-clicked and chose copy, then pasted into this window ... didn't have to do the url thing with those steps.
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Breathe....Don't Breathe....Breathe.......Don't breathe.....???? (after forgetting you) OK-breathe!
as I am looking at the 'funny faces' now placed on the CT scanner and listenting to the tech thru headphones! SV0 -
......................you reach down inside your dress/blouse to scratch the skin of your chest underneath the foob, then take a big breath of relief, only too look up to find a sleazy looking character watching you and then................no matter how hard you try not to look, everytime you do, he is sitting there like a kid, waiting for a Santa Claus to arrive.
Sheila.
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Last night I went to see my nephew's band play at a local bar/restaurant and realized I had something to add.
.......while attending a rock concert you realize that the implants in your reconstructed boobs vibrate to the music and you try to hold them to stop the vibrations while laughing uncontrollably, and when your family sees you holding your boobs and laughing ask what is going on and they start laughing.
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Thanks for the info on how to upload a pic...just had to try it
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Aw, justpayton, so cute. My dad walks around with chihuahuas tucked in his shirt.
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StillVertical - when you were talking about playing with your boob when describing a procedure it reminded me to the old joke " What is a goatee?" and people will automatically touch their chin.
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When you get carried into the ER after a motorcycle crash and the only thing you are worried about is whether one of your TE's busted.
When you finally are allowed to be unstrapped from the backboard and you tell the nurse about to rip the tape across your forehead to hold your head stable off, that if she rips out even one of those precious 1/8" hairs from your head, she will regret it!
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When, on a holiday weekend, a sweet darling sistah brings you to the PS for an infection from reconstruction. As you wait by the elevator for the dr to show up to unlock the doors, she pulls her tank top open so I can look down and see the finished product. Then you look up and see the security cameras are pointing right at you. True story
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.....when you know the exact hour and day your Neulasta shot pain will begin and you embrace those couple of pain free days prior to that time!0
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ivtwoqlt,
So does this mean you will be going to more concerts?
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You are in a mixed group (men & women) and all the women are looking at your chest and saying "really? you don't have on a bra and your boobs aren't sagging?" and you don't even feel weird having the guys hear it; And you say "yes, it's great and these aren't even the real ones yet." This happened to me Tuesday night.
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