OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid
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thanks thrmine!
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Do you HAVE to drink the mud, or can you make it into a mudPIE? seems like it would be a little thick to drink and I would end up dribbling it on myself and that is NOT what I want to be wasting my Bounty on.
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I am so regretting not opening that bottle now. Maybe I was supposed to thin it down with olive oil? or lemon juice? Or perhaps, I was supposed to eat a brownie first so I wouldn't notice that I was drinking dirt from who knows where?
The possibilities boggle the imagination.
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Does the MUD go into the already prepared recipe or can it be added just to the ingest or cavity filling portion?
Speaking of the recipe - I decided not to do it at all today...just in case I get called upon to meet up with Dog and Mazy and if there is any possibility of the 'Dog' team doing a cavity search - I would like to be nice and clean (never know when one might get lucky...LOL) My vehicle is still packed from yesterday and I did grab the new ingredients that I was missing...do we think Cancer Cure Guy could be diguised as Mud Guy now? Good way to throw off the scent dogs...and we think he is actually a twin? No wonder spottings have taken place in NM and MN at the same time...
Ok, lets go back to the cure for stupid...that might be easier *inhale* *cough* *poof* - now I am stupid...pass the Pepsi and Doritos please...
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Opps, I goofed, I didn't cure stupid, I made myself stupid - this thread has really gotten me backasswards...oh well, nothing a good nights sleep won't fix...unless I end up driving all night to meet Dog and Mazy - better get a 5 hour energy...nothing cancer causing in that one is there? Well, they haven't FOUND anything yet - I am sure they are looking for something...man, where are the Doritos???
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Enjoy!
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Wow, man...they look great! Thanks!
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mmmm... eating a krispy kreme custard stuffed doughnut....
i think THIS is the cure for cancer!!!!
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Maybe there should be a race to raise research money to cure stupid. Don't know what we'd call it since 'for the cure' is taken (which is pretty stupid itself). We could all wear asparagus ribbons. Maybe Bounty would be our sponsor and make green rolls during stupid month. I wonder how fast the cure guy can run??? puff, puff....pass. (Whew - the 2nd hand smoke is starting to get to me)
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immarybell: I agree totally that I despise the candle e-mail going around that says to pray for anyone living with cancer. Then HOW THE HELL can we be positive if they all think we are still "living with cancer". I'll never understand that phrase. And I've also had enough of the stupid senseless bracelets that people wear that said "I love boobies", or shirts that say "save the ta-tas". Good God is that the most important item on me?? Stupid is as stupid does...
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Hot wings and blue cheese doritos? Cool. Bet the additives in those are more toxic than chemo..*L**munch* *munch* Tasty though..and of course the "cure" will turn those additives into the "good kind" of unpronounceable additives. Polysorbitolgluteusmaximuschorophormitolflavanoids, here I come..*munch*
*passes the doritos bag and the asparagus*
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loving the doritos.....
need a shower, with some mud, and lemons, and asparagus! i can't get off this thread today!
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Yeah I got all the sugar talks too AND 2 days after diagnosis a friend sent an email with an article of a study saying that being overweight causes cancer........OUCH!! Another friend told me that bitterness causes cancerous tumors.....well I'm pretty BITTER about that! Last week my ONC told me I needed to lose weight - this is the same woman that told me to drink milkshakes and eat ice cream when I was on chemo and losing weight because I had no appetite. NO you wouldln't let me lose it when it was easy!!!!! Even ONC can be stupid!!
Puff, puff..............I need some more puffs.........to improve my mood.........
Sorry I won't be passing it on for a few minutes.......
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I'm thinking " Puff For the Cure" might work...better yet, "Puff For the Cause"..might be a good idea to find the cause before the cure? Just an idea.
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I HATE the 3 day walk comercial that is on TV now. I HATE listening to it. It starts off with something like " No one ever really asked me if I want breast cancer". WTF?? Hey, who wants breast cancer???? Me!!!!! Me!!!! STUPID Fing people made that commercial.
BIG puff after watching that one.......pass....
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LOL!!!! I love the "Puff for the cure" and "Puff for the cause"!!! LOL! What a creative bunch we are!
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Makraz..*L*
Nobody asked me if I wanted it..I must have had "PICK ME" written on my forehead that day.
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i get annoyed with the people (whom i don't know very well, but find out i have, or had, cancer) that tell me how their aunt, grandma, whoever died from breast cancer.
and THAT is supposed to make me feel better!!!
how about shut the f*** up! that will make me feel better! lol!
puff puff pass.. and munching on those doritos!
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Makraz - seriously! And have you seen the one where they sing happy birthday to cancer patients??!! Who makes this stuff up? With so many people out of work, you'd think they could hire someone who isn't stupid!
Emily - I'm still got tears in my eyes laughing about Polysorbitolgluteusmaximuschorophormitolflavanoids. That was hysterical.
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Oops, how do you insert a picture?
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The pic has to be on the Internet somewhere (Google images, Facebook, Ofoto etc) & then just do a copy/paste.
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I was gone 4 hours and two pages have been completed!
Frantically trying to write up the orders for the Asparagus Bras. Now to develop matching panties. Notes to self: Must get contract with bounty for liners the delicates. Buy asparagus when it is on sale.
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Emily, yes, special orders will be taken. You want cottage cheese? You got Cottage cheese. I prefer mine with Hollandaise.
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barbe, are the walnuts for that chilled look?0
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I'm thinking I'll just go to an expensive spa and take a mud bath, but I plan on being very careful NOT to injest any of it.
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I'm not knocking Dr. Oz by any means, he is a super smart guy and I enjoy the show but have you noticed how many episodes are related to...."how to prevent cancer", "what not to eat to avoid cancer" "what to eat to avoid cancer", etc. Also how many magazines are out with the same thing. I gotta be blunt, this sort of tics me off. One of the first questions I asked myself when I got the diagnosis was...what did I do wrong? I exercise all the time, don't abuse alcohol, don't smoke, eat pretty good....my point, there is enough pressure on ourselves to fight cancer and to get beyond the awful side effects of treatment and surgeries...these articles related to "how to avoid cancer" can really be stupid. Wow! Thanks for starting this thread, venting was very therapeutic.
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I have my development team on the bra issue, but they got side tracked. Seems they enjoy bacon wrapped asparagus and gave me the following:
But you have to be careful you don't wear it while tanning...
We have made great strides in the half slip pattern though..
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Let me interject some "stupid". How about those who ask you if you know how you "caught" BC?
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Can I have two dozen bacon bras as well? I like mine slightly crisp...
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