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OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

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  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 412

    ok... so this has nothing to do with cancer, but this person definitely deserves an idiot reward.

    today i was in my place of work (home depot) and was dressed in shorts, tank top and flip flops. I had a cart with merchandise i was planning on buying. ( I work in the flooring dept, so this is crucial to the story) I am in the tile aisle buying tile pieces for a project I am doing. totally minding my own business. I hear a customer at the end of the aisle say "isn't there anyone here that can help me in tile? I need help" then i hear one of the cashier voices ( she is a very new girl) say "yeah, see her down there, she works here"

    I about flipped out!!!! I am in a tank top, not allowed on the clock, short shorts, not allowed on the clock, flip flops,not allowed on the clock, no orange apron and a cart of items~!!!!!!

    I look down at the cashier and yell " I;m not working today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    the cashier looks at me and is like "oh, yeah, i guess so since you are buying stuff.. haha"

    ha ha smack right in her damn face!

    and these people bear children and drive.................. incredible

  • thegood5
    thegood5 Member Posts: 284

    veggy~  poor puppy, now she has BC

  • bookart
    bookart Member Posts: 210

    Pink poodle, those eyes - adorable!  So sad she used lipstick and will get cancer.  Feed that dog asparagus! (wrapped in bacon, of course)

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    Here's some asparagus...

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    and for those who just want asparagus and bacon...

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Member Posts: 3,246

    veggy , i will take the drink!

  • EmilyInOntario
    EmilyInOntario Member Posts: 288

    Thought I'd bump this thread up again. Although I am not here as much as I used to be the humour and jokes on this thread got me through some tough chemo weeks and myabe some of the new ladies will get a kick out of it...but start reading from page 1..

    How is everyone doing? 

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    I'm still here...alone...okay...lonely...so glad you stopped by.

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,893

    Brawgkkk I'm gere too, but i've had my mouthful of chickenfeed

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737

    Just saw some activity in the hen house!

    brawgkk, cluck cluck

  • bookart
    bookart Member Posts: 210

    Cluck a duck!  There's life!  I haven't had any asparagus lately.  Will I have a recurrence?  Should I be eating more bacon to compensate?  Or is it a coffee enema?  I'm so confused!

  • EmilyInOntario
    EmilyInOntario Member Posts: 288

    Been in the Hen House Recovery Room forever it seems ( chemo and rads now done). I bought some pickled asparagus with jalepeno peppers the other day...can we smoke that?
  • sam52
    sam52 Member Posts: 431

    Puff, puff,pass......

  • GirlFriday
    GirlFriday Member Posts: 203

    Alright! Who Bogarted the asparagus bong? 

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    We are having a party!

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150
  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    We'll Dance!

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    GET ROWDY!!

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    GET WASTED!!

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    AND HAVE A GOOD OLE TIME!!

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    WE'LL BE SMILING FOR DAYS!!

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    NEWCOMERS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME!!

  • Dilly
    Dilly Member Posts: 394

    I read an article about how chi-chi chickens are getting... and one woman's chicken's names were pretty good. 

    I particularly liked Attilla the Hen.

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    WHO'S READY???!!

  • chabba
    chabba Member Posts: 3,600
  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,893
    Do we have any preferred drinks??? And dress attire required is???
  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150
  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150
  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    OR..

    Come as you are!!!!

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    Drinks???