OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

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  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150
  • chabba
    chabba Member Posts: 3,600
  • chabba
    chabba Member Posts: 3,600

    Party Time

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,894

    veggy can I make debs on the guy in the middle please, please please, CLUCKKKKKK

    (previous page, don't want to get it mixed up with the guy above)

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    We are going to have an auction so make sure you are the highest bidder! LOL!!

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    I have some friends who are doing the wheatgrass shots to help cure their cancer...

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    Its not the kind of shots I'd want to do...

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    Even with an orange chaser..

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  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    No matter what you put into it...

    It doesn't interest me.

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150
  • EmilyInOntario
    EmilyInOntario Member Posts: 288

    Oh...I should add wheatgrass to the recipe? Or can you smoke it?
  • EmilyInOntario
    EmilyInOntario Member Posts: 288

    I just did some research. Since we aren't cows, wheatgrass has to be juiced or it won't digest. Apparently if you don't have a juicer you can chew the wheatgrass raw, suck the juice out of it and spit out the wad of grass. I'm not making this up. Okay ladies, start chewing that grass but please use the spittoon provided at the back of the Hen House. 
  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 1,605

    I thought I was supposed to smoke the grass??  Now I have to chew and spit???

  • EmilyInOntario
    EmilyInOntario Member Posts: 288

    Makraz..maybe we should do both... at the same time....light up, inhale, insert grass in mouth ( not the lit grass..use a seperate piece), chew, spit, exhale...

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 1,605
    Exhaling : A person smoking
  • mebmarj
    mebmarj Member Posts: 143

    Is bounty on sale anywhere this week?

    Does it matter if I use the reynolds non-stick foil for my hat?

    Messing up the hair is not a big deal these days, but I'd like the hat to last as long as possible.  The non-stick might be an asset if there's a food fight or say meatballs falling from the sky. (wrap 'em up and save 'em for dinner?)

    Y'all cluck me up!

  • thegood5
    thegood5 Member Posts: 284

    Makraz..you are confused...you smoke the asparagus and eat the grass!  silly girl!

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,894

    Seriously in the 60's my dad made us drink alfalfa grass UGH. I gave it back to him in a different form UPCHUCK brawagkkkk! I will supply the antique spitoons ,yeah, they will finally get used. I hate it when antiques don't work, rather than just sitting there looking interesting.

     Meb----your creativity on the hat is your own. Be prepared for some strange looks and questions when someone comes to visit. Peacok feathers or mockingbird, just avoid chicken feathers . We don't like to be disrespectful to out sisters. Strutting rooster feathers however are okay.

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    The GRASS MONSTER is going to getcha!!!!!!

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,894

    Veggy is this what were supposed to chew?It's even worse than what Dad made me do. PuffPuff pass.

  • janet in virginia
    janet in virginia Member Posts: 923

    Heard there was a party going on in the hen house!  Invited a guest.   Don't know if it is a cow or bull - but we might get some good cud chewing tips.  I've been trying the new cure but it keeps getting stuck in the roof of my beak.  puff puff pass

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150
  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150
  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150
  • mostlymom
    mostlymom Member Posts: 378

    veggy - we need to have a serious talk about your sense of humor - - - - you make me lolrofpmp

    Martha

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,894

    Okay Martha translate ALL after LOL_______rofpmp Puff puff pass BtW welcome come and stay and be outrageous

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    l-laugh

    o-out

    l-loud

    r-rolling

    o-on

    f-floor

    p-peeing

    m-my

    p-pants

    Martha- am I right?????

           

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    I don't think she meant...

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150
  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150