OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

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  • gmafoley
    gmafoley Member Posts: 5,978

    LOL thanks for the laugh!!!

  • BrandyB
    BrandyB Member Posts: 60

    My friend drunk called me and asked if I had a bucket list! She told me that she was wondering bc I have a higher chance on dying and all... I'm thinking What????? So not cool.

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    How about putting her in a bucket and kicking it???

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 1,605

    LOL!!!  Brandy, for real????????  I hope you bucket kicked her and then started puffing.

    Puff puff pass!

  • mostlymom
    mostlymom Member Posts: 378

    Veggy - correct on the pmp then you go on to top your previous lols with the cat - love it!

    Martha

  • BrandyB
    BrandyB Member Posts: 60

    Veggy-love the bucket picture!!!!!! Everytime I hear someone mention a bucket list, I'll remember that photo and smile...



    Makraz- for real!!!! Can you believe??? I told her that I merely wanted to keep my regular life. She jealously said "oh yeah, I forgot. Of course you do, your life is fabulous just like it is"(sarcastic tone....)". Some people are so mean.



    I have another one...

    My hair came in really curly post chemo. It looks completely different now. Well, when I saw my aunt the first time she asked. "Is that your real hair?" (me: "uh, yes") my aunt: "You grew

    That?" (me: "yeeeees...") my aunt : "Yourself????" (me: " uh, yes.... I grew it MYSELF!!!")



    People say weird shit when they're nervous... Of course I grew it myself! No, my husband grew it outside in a pot!!!???"

  • Mouse6
    Mouse6 Member Posts: 68

    ch ch ch chia...ch ch ch chia pet!

  • Mouse6
    Mouse6 Member Posts: 68

    by the way ladies...you've got it all wrong. the wheatgrass is supposed to go up your bum. seriously...people are actually doing that. wtf.

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,894

    OKKKKKKK M6 how do the get a grass up the bum?

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 1,605

    LOL on the cha cha cha chia!!!  Sorry your aunt said that!!

    I was searching the internet for a pic and this one came up and I immediatley thought of my STUPID friends. (please dont take offense, it's just the name of the thread!)  Could this be our leader????

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,894

    Makraz----------The name on her hat VOLVOSPEED----------hmmm What does that mean? -Great hat though-----I must get more creative with my hat.

     Drinks now ============we must get more creative with the drinks. Perhaps I will look into a couple of books from the 30's. Puf puff wish---------and pass

  • EmilyInOntario
    EmilyInOntario Member Posts: 288

    BrandyB...please do ask your aunt if they are other ways to grow one's hair if one doesn't grow it oneself.. I am dying to know. With a question like that I am thinking..hmm...am I missing something. Does your aunt know something WE don't know? I am having a heck of a time getting my hair to grow with any acceptable speed. Maybe there are people out there that provide surrogate hair? ;)
  • Mouse6
    Mouse6 Member Posts: 68

    SAS...I quote "To make the enema, combine 1/4 cup fresh wheatgrass juice to 1 cup warm quality water." from a book called "Prescription for Wellness"



    LMAO. Not kidding. Ick.



    That's so funny about the hair comment. Honestly...some people's children.

  • dutchgirl6
    dutchgirl6 Member Posts: 322
    The key must be the "quality water".  Maybe it's full of positive ions.
  • K-Lo
    K-Lo Member Posts: 826

    What about this flax seed oli and cottage cheese diet. It may be healthy but they say you cannot eat it with a spoon, you must blenderize it together for it to work. Doesn't your stomach do that?

  • joan811
    joan811 Member Posts: 1,981

    OMG this thread has me laughing out loud.
    I joined the discussion boards yesterday and was feeling pretty serious as surgery approaches 8/30. 
    People about whom I don't really care are not talking to me, but I go back to work next week, a week before my lumpectomy.  After reading this thread, I am hopefully prepared for STUPID.  Cool

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,894

    OMG we ARE ALL STUPID,,,,,,,,= TRY OMG TO  FIND THE CURE GUY. ++++++++++++CLUCK'EM =====HE DON'T CARE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, THEY MAKE MONEY/////////// WHAT DOES IT MATTER IF WE'ER SCREWED.. CLUCKEM

  • EmilyInOntario
    EmilyInOntario Member Posts: 288

    I guess I should be taking notes so I can add these ideas to the Cure Recipe. 
     
    If you don't have a juicer I guess you chew the wheatgrass, spit out the liquid into a measuring cup, then spit out the "cud", put the juice in an enema bag with quality water ( I guess NON - quality water would be swamp water or something from a puddle after a rain? so avoid that) and administer. Follow this with oily cottage cheese ( again..without a blender one probably has to chew it up for 10 minutes before swallowing? ( Sounds like a combo I'd have trouble swallowing no matter how long it was in my mouth )
     
    How many times a day do we need the grass enema?
     
  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,894

    well it 3:30 am I wonder what had me going yesterday-------sounds like I was on a real rant----I guess that was 2 days ago---------pheww. HMMMMM. CLUCK CLUCK.

  • Merilee
    Merilee Member Posts: 734

    Aha!  So this is where all my fello nuts have been hiding!

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,894

    Oh Merilee nuts would be for sqiuirrels, just us free ranging pecking chicks-oH my, almost said peckers. Brawgwkakk

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150
  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150
  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    I think I've gone a little squirrelly being here all alone.Tongue out

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150
  • Merilee
    Merilee Member Posts: 734

    OMG LOL!

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150
  • Merilee
    Merilee Member Posts: 734

    I love this!

  • mostlymom
    mostlymom Member Posts: 378

    loveitloveitloveitloveit

  • dontworrybehappy
    dontworrybehappy Member Posts: 7

    i think i just busted my stictches out from my insurances paid tummy tuck, this is the best thread yet..