OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

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  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737

    Love it Veggy, really made me laugh.

  • sam52
    sam52 Member Posts: 431

    Well, Mary...you know why all you could find was rooster curtains? Of course word has got out that you've been spending a lot of time in the hen house!

    SQUAWK!!

  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 1,433

    Laughinglol

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737

    If you got some of these you would just have to join us in the hen house, bgawaak, cluck, cluck. Pass the asparagus.

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737

    Actually we could decorate the hen house with rooster curtains

  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 1,433

    OMG! They're after me! Cant get away from them! I Really need to cut down on the asp. and mushrooms, I think they're making me paranoid.

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737

    Maybe we found the cure for stupid 'cause everyone is so quiet or maybee there has been too many mushrooms and too much puffing.

    Please pass I need it badly - have mmamo and doc appointment today.

  • proudtospin
    proudtospin Member Posts: 4,671

    Allyson, if only mushrooms solved all things~~best of luck on your tests

  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 1,433

    I was just thinking about this thread today, its been quiet for way too long...,Im adjusting well after my traumatic expierience with the roosters... will be back to normal? any day now. On a serious note-best wishes on your tests today Allyson...Please somebody come up with a good story, I need a laugh...

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737

    This chicken is dancing got the all clear today - 6 years now.

  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 1,433

    im dancing with the chicken for you! Yippee!

  • cheryl1946
    cheryl1946 Member Posts: 62

    Wonderful news! Congratulations.

  • lostinmo
    lostinmo Member Posts: 332

    Yippee Alyson!!

  • kathindc
    kathindc Member Posts: 1,667

    Great news Alyson.  So happy for you!

  • wren44
    wren44 Member Posts: 7,933

    Great news Alyson!

  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 1,433

    Just had to let everybody know, my niece has shaved half her head. For fun. I think shes been smoking WAY to much asparagus, maybe mushrooms too!

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737

    You should ask her and she will think that you have been puffing something! Would love to see her face. Have young friends who have shaved their heads to raise money for charity.

  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 1,433

    This is not for charity, it was for fun. I guess it really bugs me because every time I have a new head of hair I have to go on a new treatment that makes me bald again. Now Ive been bald for the better part of 2 years. Oh well, enough..just pass the asparagus and mushrooms-PUFF!

  • proudtospin
    proudtospin Member Posts: 4,671

    mary, my nephew says the same thing, he is bald naturally (about 27, inherited thing)...he hates guys who shave their heads to be cool....course, I think my Bob is a cool guy anyhow!

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737

    Maybe this is what we need. Posted on FB!!!!!

    And mushrooms are on the list yippee!!!!

  • proudtospin
    proudtospin Member Posts: 4,671

    hmmmm, guess I am doomed, I have never eaten sea vegetables

    maybe dark greens every day counters it

  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 1,433

    I must admit that licorice root is not on my menu very often either.

  • wren44
    wren44 Member Posts: 7,933

    We get the dried Japanese seaweed and use it in soup. Licorice root makes things taste sweet. We've used it in tea. We ordered sea cucumber once, but it just looked too much like a giant slug.

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737

    Pass the asparagus please?

  • wren44
    wren44 Member Posts: 7,933

    At least it's familiar and available everywhere.

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737

    Just noticed red wine on the list - now I will drink to that!!!

  • proudtospin
    proudtospin Member Posts: 4,671

    yes, my cardiologist recommended red wine...ok on the white too

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737

    Have just been looking art some images of the snow storm in the Eastern States. One was of someone stocking up for the storm. In the trolley there were two large packets of either paper towels or toilet rolls. Why would anyone need 18 rolls of paper towels or 54 rolls of toilet paper? Maybe they might need the paper towels if they were going to read this thread from the very beginning. (I presume you use the term toilet paper in the US not some euphemism like bathroom paper ?)

  • proudtospin
    proudtospin Member Posts: 4,671

    of course it makes no sense but then again, as someone who just lived through Nemo and previously dealt with Sandy...of course it is crazy

    for Sandy I did little for Nemo, I went out for batteries for my torch light......and of course a bottle of wine

    yeah, had the paper junk in house, it is all about nerves

    ever been powerless for 8 days?  not fun

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737

    Have been through no power and its not fun and not in cold weather either but I did wonder about the excess paper but then we do panic if we think something might run out.