OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid
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Alyson what great news-------------------yeah -fireworks!!!!!!!!!!
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Nope, no one on the insomniacs thread is banned, or blocked for talking about sex or mushrooms or even chicken! The tech team has been alerted, and when we hear there's a solution, we'll let you know. Thanks for your patience while we get this checked!
Judith and the BCO mods
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...garlic bread...can I throw that into the "Cure Recipe" pot? Or just have it on the side WITH the cure..? Oh..I forgot..it was pointed out earlier in this thread that bread causes insanity..oh well..I'll risk it...
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but GARLIC bread is good cause it has GARLIC in it! lol!!!!
make sure the garlic rests before applying it to the whole stick of butter, let is swim in warm butter bath for 15 minutes, then spread the good deliciousness on french bread---yummmm!
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Do you know about 'crazy bread'. In medieval times, before the harvest the wheat often went mouldy but they had to use it 'cause there was nothing else. The mould contained ergot and when the bread was eaten it made people really happy. Who says history is boring?
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that's a really cool fun fact!!!
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I was getting my hair done/cut before my chemo starts and I was telling my hairdresser that I was going in for chemo for my BC and his assistant asked me, "How did you get it?" I really didn't k ow what to say other than say, "I don't know... Anyone can get it." Durrrrrr.
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Yes the history of food ----------history of alcohol--------history of mind altering substansis(sis).
we should be more well versed maybe there is something better than asparagus that is also legal
Ergot--------------hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Low and Fuzzy. In a Constitutional Monarchy, the Queen is a figurehead only. She gets to sit around smiling and waving. The popularly elected officials (i.e. you guys) get to do all the work and I just rubber stamp (or is that rubber chicken?) your decisions.
However if anyone in my family dies or gets married you all have to turn up and look like you give a cluck. Oh yes, and its a public holiday on my birthday.
On the subject of rubber chickens, a local radio station asked people to ring up and say what their parents used to do when they misbehaved as kids. This one lady rang up and said her mother used to belt her and her siblings with a rubber chicken. Clucking hilarious.
I was excited to see the moderators on our thread, but a little concerned for their safety. Does anyone know if they were wearing their rubber boots and tin hats??
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I need a tinfoil nat. It might help my head. Our friends 'The Boys' came over for pizza and we drank a lot of wine. Celebrated anything we could think off. Like the end of term and the fact my scan results showed adhesions. i can't drink much wine at any time so three glasses means i am having trouble typing. think it might be an early night heresome how.
I coulsd be your Keeper of the Win, Sandy and organise the Loyal Toast ( which I am having trouble spelling) Actually I want to be an undercover agent- subversion is my game.
Have fun chooks Cluck, Cluck Cluck.
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this one's for you Sandy. Perhaps you can give it to the guards at your castle, check with Meece to make sure it's a weapon she would like to use to keep the penguins at bay. 0 -
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Lowrider: Welcome back, Bagawk!!!
She's back!
She's back in the saddle again
She's back!
She's back in the saddle again
ridin' into town alone by the light of the moon
She's lookin' for old Cure Guy, at the crazy horse saloon
barkeep gave her a drink, that's when he caught her eye
he turned to give her a wink, that'd make a chicken cry
She's back in the saddle again
She's back!
She's back in the saddle again
She's back!
come easy, go easy, all right until the rising sun
She's calling all the shots tonight, She's like a loaded gun
peelin' off her boots and chaps, She's saddle sore
four bits gets you time in the racks, She screams for more
fools' gold out of their minds, the chicks are cluckin' wet
no barn's drier than mine, she'll call when she gets back!
She's back in the saddle again
She's back!
She's back in the saddle again
She's ridin', she's loadin' up her pistol
She's ridin', she really got a fistful
She's ridin', she's shinin' up her saddle
She's ridin', this snake is gonna rattle
She's back in the saddle again
She's back!
She's back in the saddle again
She's back!
ridin' high!
ridin' high!
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Janet that is HYSTERICAL!!!
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I love the choking hazard at the bottom of the chucking chicken toy!!!!!
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Head of henland security here. We need one of those Chucking Chickens at each window in hen house as first line of defense.
MBJ - do we have choir practice tonight with that song?
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And the nice thing about singing in the choir...is that if we forget the words we can just "cluck" and nobody will think it's unusual..*L*
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I'd like one of those Chicken Chuckers...but how big are those chickens? Could someone really choke on the chicken?
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Emily: you said choke ON the chicken, right? Not choke THE chicken...cause that's for the roosters!
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Whatcha lookin at?????
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Alectoromancy Definition
Divination by the observation of a rooster eating corn scattered on letters; crowing, etc.
In Africa, a black hen or a gamecock is used. An African diviner sprinkles grain on the ground and when the bird has finished eating, the seer interprets the designs or patterns left on the ground.
This type of divination has been attributed to the famous philosopher Iamblichus, who died about the year 330 A.D., after restoring various mystic rites dating back to the times of the ancient oracles.
His followers did quite well until Valens became roman emperor of the East and began a campaign to stamp out oracles, soothsayers, astrologers, and even philosophers, since their tendency was to favor those practitioners of the mystic arts.
The Roman mystics traced a large circle on the ground and divided it into sections bearing the letters of the Greek alphabet. Grains of wheat were sprinkled on the letters and a white rooster was placed in the center of the mystic circle.
From then on, the sponsoring seer, or seers, watched while the inspired fowl moved from one letter to another, spelling out a message as it pecked at the grains. That message was interpreted as the answer to the question mutually chosen by the observing seers.
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The Modern Hen House
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mindovermatter: I cluckin thing you may be a bit beaked, but I cluckin love it!
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Alyson, directions for a tinfoil hat:
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WTC???
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Who likes to knit??? You could make a fortune selling these hats! 0
