OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid
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I like the last suggestion...
"Discreetly tape them on the back of people who annoy you."
I could have used them about an hour ago. I was talking to someone I know, not a friend, who asked all of the stupid and personal BC questions. I answered her with all of the stupid answers.
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So I've just picked up my hat to wear to the Royal Wedding. I figure there must be enough feathers on it that I can just fly there direct..if I can catch the jet stream ...and probably even swoop into the church and land on the balcony for a bird's eye view.
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EmilyinOntario: LOVE that hat!
Those mini boobs are MAGNETS! They could be used for the cure, OR temporary foobs, or stick them on some unsuspecting boob that says something stupid to us. The list goes on and on!0 -
My dentist asked me today why I haven't been in for so long...I said cancer, mastectomy, chemo and reconstrucion kinda got int he way. Duh. He didn't say much after that.
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LOL!! Good for you Kim!
I think the pack of 5 boobs is a riot too.. Why 5?? Yes, I know MX. But 5?? I have 2 teenage boys and I would love to see their reaction if I put them on my fridge.
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Last visit to the PS, I made boob minicakes with little hershies for nips. White cake with butterscotch, chocolate with chocolate, and mixed the white and chocolate together and they came out Indian asian color. Some broke on the way over so they were uni's, Then the others were bmx. Some nips fell off so those were phase 2 v.s. phase 3 with nips. Found this cake pan that did boobs. I'm a nurse we always have weird sense and also tasteless sense of humor. SO if your offended---------ignore, otherwise just laugh.
I was at the thrift shop and could have picked up a wedding dress for 3 $. Can't do now-------the Shuttle Endeavor is going off tomorrow and they expect 1/2 to 1 million people in the area . The locals are staying home. Made sure I got comfort food, wine, and gas. Almost felt like preparing for a hurricane.
To Paraphrase Dr. ___________from Silence of the Lambs-------"LOve the hats"
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SAS that's how we prepare for snowstorms in MA. Wine (and by wine I mean any liquor at all) and gas for the generators so the fridge will work to keep the wine, etc cold! God forbid we have to put a bottle of vodka in a snow bank!
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Emily - maybe I can fit the little boobs in my paintball gun.
Luv the hat dahhhling. Mine is a few pages back - I think it matches Mak's (have to go check).
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Whoops - no it matches Meece's.
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Apr 26, 2011 08:31 pm sas-schatzi wrote:
A minute ago sas-schatzi wrote: I wrote to the mods and made several suggestions-----I watch far too many Forencics programs. Don't delete and don't respond. The mods are evaluating situation with the Tech/Geeks. If we delete the letters until they are ready to do something with them . We may be deleting EVIDENCE. So, just let them hang there until we hear from mods. This could be VERY INTERESTING. Hope we catch there cluckin asses.
Sorry-- was c&p for another site about spammers so this is an uneeded ditto
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Just this week, my son's girlfriend's friend's mom; ( there are so many of us) was foobless and a woman asked her " when is your baby due"? She went home and cried. Poor thing, I wish I was with her. I would have put that silly woman in her place that she would never mention any womans' body parts again!
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I really want to get some boob magnets.
Anyone for Pert Peppermint Nipples or peppermint peckers?
Granted I think it makes more sense to have gummy boobs. The penis gummies don't make sense either.
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Speaking of hats
Click image to learn how to make your own.
That butterfly hat really cracks me up.
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Does anyone remember the history of hat making in England. Diana wasn't particularly fond of hats and was told she had to wear them. It's an industry that if it became common , that hats weren't worn-----then the industry would die out. Just as it has here in the USA. Ergo , it would put people out of work. Diana's response was to wear really stylish hats. She brought it too a new level, not quite the level above.
Haven't seen Kate in a hat?
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I'm not sure how they get some of those hats to stay on? Glue? I bought several nice brimmed hats for summer...but no feathers on them..*L I could always add some...
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Looks like Hillary is one of us and is ready for the wedding!
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Aaahahahahaaha Sam52, that was hysterical!!! You've spurred me to see if I can dress up for the official wedding after all - it looks like more fun than I had imagined it!
Drats - there seems to be a chicken feather shortage, so I'll have to settle for this little blue cocky number, and accessorize with my best tin foil hat.
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TRY USING A PEACOCK FEATHER IN BED--------TICKLES
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Hey SAS - don't even think about plucking my dress!0
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suggest your significant other pluck your dress LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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newme - this should fit over your tin hat - they'll never know
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I bow to the genius minds of y'all! You are one funny group of cluckers!
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The mini boobs reminded me of a dessert my DH used to have as a student - it was called Sabrinas after a British actress who was very well endowed. Two large scoops of icecream with cherry nipples and covered in sauce!!!!!
Don't think I will wear my wedding hat tonight while watching the wedding - it doesn't have peacock feathers on it.
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Ok feeling clucking stressed out now. Was just getting ready for the Royal Wedding, put on my good tin hat and my dedazzled gumboots and thought I would add a touch of lippy. I HAVE NO LIPS!!! BEGAWK.
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The english plan the wedding for the same time the old colonials plan a launch into space--------does that mean there's going to be a tea party in Boston?
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You could stick them on the offending person's steel plate in their head - that would teach them!
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SAS, about your cupcakes -- it reminded me that for awhile I made sculpted breads -- a yeasted rye bread. Rye because it's heavy and doesn't raise too much like wheat does, so you can work with it.
I made an owl, several dinosaurs, other things, but our all-time favorite was a Cuddle Couple loaf the size of a cookie sheet; anatomically correct (use a garlic press for the curly hairs, your imagination for the rest), she touching his privates, he with a hand on her breast - and baked it and gave it to SIL for an anniversary gift. It was fun to watch them decide where to cut... in fact, given how young we were, It was hilarious.0 -
Who in their right mind wears shoes like these especially to a wedding where you have to stand as well as walk a bit. And you thought the hats were silly!
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the two key words were right mind
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Sandyaust- Calm down! I found you a pair of lips! Just hold it in you beak. You'll look fabulous!
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SEE!!!!!
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