OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid
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Wanted to wish everyone Happy Easter!!!
( Sorry I haven't been around much..day 4 post chemo for me but you have all been in my thoughts!)
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emily: I hope your SE's are few and you are back to your cluckin' self before you know it.
Happy holidays everyone!
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Had to pluck a few feathers, but thought I'd wear this to watch the royal wedding this week. Somehow my tin hat doesn't seem appropriate.
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Is that a fascinator? I want to wear one, too!
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Hope all had a wonderful blessful Easter. You Mother Cluckers are the highlight of my day-sas
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I opened this site and the first thing I see is the baby butts lol! Hope everyone of you Mother Cluckers had a Happy Easter ! I haven't written on here, by the time I read the post I am laughing so hard I cant see any more. like sas-schatze... you all make my day too!
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ok...gotta get this thread movin' faster...new stupid topic...someone posted on another thread that they were told they can get cancer from sleeping on a mattress with springs...roll with it chicks!
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Garlic butt strikes again...this time taking hostages 0 -
" this one won't give you cancer, but it may land you in jail.. 0 -
"We have not succeeded in answering all your problems. The answers we have found only serve to raise a whole set of new questions.
In some ways we feel we are as confused as ever, but we believe we are confused on a higher level and about more important things."
One of the graphics chicks could sure have fun developing a logo for TMCI. Thanks, SAS.0 -
It's no wonder they can't find the cure.
From The Insurance Underwriter Customer Service Rep's Dictionary.
Artery: the study of paintings
Bacteria: the back door of a cafeteria
Barium: what you do when the patients die
Benign: what you be after you be 8.
Bowel: a letter like A, E, I, O, and U
Ceasarean section: a neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan: looking for kitty
Cauterize: made eye contact with her
Colic: a sheep dog
D&C: where the president lives
Dilate: to live long
Enema: not a friend
Fester: quicker
G.I. Series: soldier's ball game
Impotent: well known, distinguished
Morbid: a higher offer
Nitrates: cheaper than day rates
Node: was aware of
Outpatient: a patient who fainted
Papsmear: a fatherhood test
Pelvis: a cousin to Elvis
Postoperative: a letter carrier
Recovery Room: a place to do upholstery
Rectum: almost killed him
Seizure: Roman emporer
Tablet: a small table
Terminal illness: getting sick at the airport
Tumor: more than one
Urine: opposite of you're out
Varicose: nearby
Vein: conceited
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No wonder we have problems trying to communicate sometimes, we didn't have the right playbook. bagawk!!!!
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lol! too funny Lost_Creek!
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OMG...too funny LostCreek...
So...the mattress with springs cause cancer - my RV came with a Sleep Number bed - does this mean if I spend my nights sleeping in the RV, the no springs can CURE the cancer???
Ok, so we add to the recipe - Emily...when you are able...when sleeping, it is preferable to have a Sleep number bed, Thempedic or other variation without the jumping springs from the mattress factory ad - and do check with your insurance to be sure the purchase of a new mattress is covered...I didn't see it on the insurance-speak above so probably have to call...
To all those staying in the HenHouse - nests are best!
So - who DIDN'T have aspargus over the weekend???? Even the fur-children got a taste (and if a contact high if they were in the smoking room after dinner)
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Low
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I have a sleep number bed. We've had it before I was diagnosed. There's no box springs, just a wooden platform. Maybe it was smelling the fumes from the new plastic from the sleep number bed that caused the cancer.
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Cure Guy??? Mybe he works for Sealy?
I just had a new clucking mattress delivered Friday. An innerspring mattress. I wonder when my recurrence will hit.
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I'll take a bed of money over a spring matress any day, Bagawk!!!! Oh yeah, no feather beds! I certainly wouldn't want a bed of nails, either!
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
No, we certainly don't want feather beds...nothing like laying on our fellow chickens!
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Caged Cluckers Unite!
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Here's a real sick one, girls. When I started chemo, suddenly, I started getting calls from people wanting to sell me funeral plots and specials on caskets. I kid you not. Someone at the chemo lab may have sold our names and contact info or the oncologists emails may have been hacked into, but I never had a call like that before chemo and now that I don't have chemo anymore, I've never had another call. As for the wacky cancer cures, I didn't know the last time I was in a hot tub, I was curing cancer from the heat of the water.
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Well I have a regular ol' mattress, with a memory foam topper. Damn three inch topper didn't prevent my damn cancer...dammit. Like Linda, when can I expect my recurrence?
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brendaclee3: That is cluking horrible! Unclucking believable.
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Nursing causes breast cancer
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Well, I was able to keep my recurrance away for 10 1/2 years - I floated in the air alot, spent a lot of time on other people sofas (crashed at their pad), was on the road on my Harley a bunch, pretty much beat myself up and had a good time doing it - then I got a 'real' job and now, it has recurred - so once I stop working from the 'real' job - planning on doing the same thing again...maybe it will go away...another of my 'sounds good but flawed' theories.
Bwaaaakkkk!
Low
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Was little distrubed when I saw these advertised for sale at Easter!!!
We don't have peeps but have chicken feet. May be its the cure guy with a weird sense of humour making them, or may be they are the cure.
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Oh Hadley, you should have belched in her face! A big ol' belly belch...and blew it on her for good measure.
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Hadley...I sooooo get where you are - my hygenist has to discuss her entire family and the cancer in it...OMG - I want to bite her fingers...
My dentist, on the other hand, asks in a very concerned manner and then we move on to how to best take care of my teeth to avoid having any issues with the se's from the bone strenghteners - I have just been switched to Xgeva which I understand comes with a tad more risk of jaw issues howvever kinder on the kidneys.
I just got the root canal done and was off the Aredia for 4 months so the 15th would have been my first back on it so I asked for the Xgeva and my insurance approved it - woo hoo.
I get the final permanent bridge on tonight so the dentist and I are going to go over the new way to care for a permanent bridge and discuss what I can do now that I am on the Xgeva to avoid having any jaw issues. I think we have about fixed everything so hopefully my teeth are good to go!
And yuck on the chicken feet...bwaaakkkk!
Low
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Low: I think work causes cancer, so my advice is get back on your cluckin' Harley and ride and that will be your cure. I am all about doing what you love to do if you can cluckin' get away with it.
Hadly: Should have cluckin' pecked her hand off!
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