OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid
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I just got a private message from someone named Paula Johnson that gave me the cure for cancer! Yea! Just what we've all been waiting for, right?
I didn't know people were allowed to troll this site trying to sell their quick fixes. That's a little frustrating...
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I've read that there is a lot of PM's about the cure for cancer. I guess I am not worthy of the cure. I didn't get the message.
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I never got any pm's from healer's either - maybe I want a shot at a fast easy cure!
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I think my dentist had one of the best responses to my having had cancer. I filled out the new medical info, I was there for a checkup and to get clearance to get in a bisphosphonate trial (which I had to discontinue bc of gum pain). Anyway, he comes in and says- well, you've been through a lot! yes I have!
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Hadley - next time tell her you read somewhere cancer is contagious - that'll make her stop & think. BRAAAWK
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A minute ago sas-schatzi wrote: I wrote to the mods and made several suggestions-----I watch far too many Forencics programs. Don't delete and don't respond. The mods are evaluating situation with the Tech/Geeks. If we delete the letters until they are ready to do something with them . We may be deleting EVIDENCE. So, just let them hang there until we hear from mods. This could be VERY INTERESTING. Hope we catch there cluckin asses.
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Finally got on the Harley today for a nice long ride. I'm hoping that will stop the recurrence from my new spring mattress.
Hadley, after you burp, sneeze all over them!
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sas....I have read your post several times and feel like I am missing something. I even smoked some more asparagus, but still didn't understand. What am I missing??
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Sas: Is your tin hat on straight. I don't understand either!
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I think SAS was refering to the PM's some ladies were getting regarding "send me $100 and I'll send you the cure", sent under various screen names. The topic has been on several threads I believe...
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wow! only $100 for the cure? What a bargain!!
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How about sending them the diagram for the making of a tin hat? You must be wearing the tin hat or no matter what you do, it isn't going to work...BBWWWWAAAAAAKKKK!
Evidence? I heard the word...do we need the Covert Ops team to get back in action??????? While I have enjoyed the rest...it is getting a little boring looking at all the super sleuth stuff. Making a trip back down to the Valley of the Jolly Green Giant on Saturday to see about the new asparagus - green, white and purple - let you know if one smokes better than another and perhaps, since it is Pioneer Days...maybe I might get a lead that will send me off and chasing the Cancer Cure Guy - cluck, that clucker is quite the evasive one - wonder if he wraps himself in Temperpedic material at night...
Janet...pretty quiet at the HenHouse...is this the calm before the storm????
LowRider
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$100 for the cure?? Cheap, cheap!!
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So, where do I send my clucking $100.00?
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Makraz: I think we should send the $100 to our covert ops specialist and the moderators so they can uncover their evil ways and keep them off of this board.
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Ok, I just got the cheap $100 cure email from eliassmith - and then it tells me if I have terminal cancer, it could cause death and I will need to use it under a doctors supervision...what the cluck!
Keeping my tin hat on at all times...just in case...
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I am not deserving of the "cure" PM. No $100 cure for me--bagawk!
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Yeah I've heard terminal cancer can cause death. As can quack cures or just giving up living. Since when is a doctors being there gonna stop the inevitable? There's some serious stupid spammers out there. You know for $100 we could get a LOT of asparagus....
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And Bounty...
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Low - just been clucking around in the tree on guard duty while things are quiet. Cure guy can't PM me up here.
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If you see anyone acting suspicious, Janet, drop an egg on his head!
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Terminal cancer is deadly? WOW!! STUPID!!!
I am not worthy of the email either...thank God!
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It was the most ridiculous thing I have ever received...it had a recipe for a 'sipping tonic' and then the $100 'cure' and then the caution statement that if you have terminal cancer, only do this 'treatment' under a doctors supervison as it can cause death. So...terminal cancer isn't deadly all by itself, I need to add a deadly treatment to be sure that I am going to be dead under the supervison of my doctor. And I am going to pay $100 for this? Ok...so who pulled the plug and let this one's brains litter the pavement???
Janet...glad all is quiet on the HenHouse front...can you inject the egg with the dye they use for the money bags at the bank? And make it pink so we can be sure to find who we DON'T want around????? Yea, yea, pink for GO AWAY!
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Just got this as a FB message.
http://www.breastcancerwellness.org/assets/30tips.pdf
Do this and you will be cured -WTC - bwaak,bwaak bwaak.
Pass the asparagus please?
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Green, white or purple Alyson...*cough* testing to see if one smokes better than the other..*ahhhh* pass
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After that lot I think I need multicoloured. I just couldn't believe it was in a breast cancer awareness magazine.
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I'm not worthy! 0
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We could keep the puffing stuff in these!
I get plenty of silly PMs and emails but haven't been asked for $100
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I didn't get the "cure for 100 bucks" email either...I have my reply all ready...as follows..
" Dear Low Life Who Preys on the Misfortune of Others,
I was so excited to recieve your kind offer and since I just recently came into a great deal of money from a bank transfer from Nigeria ( in which I divulged all my banking and credit card information to some unknown stranger) I'd like to order this cure for all 90,000 members of this board. If you will meet me at the Toronto airport at 4 pm tomorrow, Terminal A, I will bring a bag of cash so we can make the exchange.I'll bring a truck and contact the news media so you are sure to get the credit you deserve for finding the cure for cancer."
Sincerely,
Em
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I didn't get the "cure for 100 bucks" email either...I have my reply all ready...as follows..
" Dear Low Life Who Preys on the Misfortune of Others,
I was so excited to recieve your kind offer and since I just recently came into a great deal of money from a bank transfer from Nigeria ( in which I divulged all my banking and credit card information to some unknown stranger) I'd like to order this cure for all 90,000 members of this board. If you will meet me at the Toronto airport at 4 pm tomorrow, Terminal A, I will bring a bag of cash so we can make the exchange.I'll bring a truck and contact the news media so you are sure to get the credit you deserve for finding the cure for cancer."
Sincerely,
Em
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