Maybe a dumb flat question?
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Idesim if you are not speaking to me I'm going to fling myself off a bridge! And then you will have to marry DLLP. So, let me know.
Oh, BTW, Mary from Ribbon International called my phone by mistake. She was returning your call.
(peeing)
G, can we have lunch with your friend with BC? Or is she not fun?
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Z, was just going to ask about Mustangs! Oh no!
I have done no loads of laundry.
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She is nice person, but I really don't know her well. We used to work together back in 1996!! Amazing that we recognize each other, just walking past in Macy's. Told her about this forum in case she was interested. Also told her you were going to see Vinnie and she knew who Vinnie is!Bra strap cushions helpful for padding the straps to hold up the breast binder for compression. They are cushioned. 3rd pair I've tried. 3 is the charm, Right?
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No. The fifth time is the charm.
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Just found out my DH is going to NOLA for 6 days in April. WTH? I could go with him if it were't for two things...my kids. Damn. When we moved stateside he bribed me with many things that havent come to fruition. One of which was going with him to conferences and training. So far that hasnt happened. The worst one was when he went to Anaheim and stayed across the street from Disneyland. None of us was happy to miss out on that trip.
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OMG, that sucks Andrea! Does that mean that YOU deserve a NOLA trip in July?? Don't you want to meet Vinnie? I will let you watch. I don't mean that in a filthy way. Also, at the hotel, you will probably get to see my patchy vagina.
DP, am watching Wen while cleaning the bedroom. Will you order yourself the 613 fragrance? I want to test it out on you first to see if you like it
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Where is DP? Anyone check for her buried under the packages?
Well that settles it for me..Bobo flaunting her thin self is one thing. Flashing her new nips is another...but selling peep shows to her patchy vagina sideshow... as Bob Barker used to say "That's too much!". .
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Well, PRB, I just meant that Andrea might see my patchy vagina while I was changing into my bikini, revealing my nips, etc. It's just that it's possible.
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Well now,Bobo, that is one offer I have never been presented with before.My DH already assumes I am going there for a big orgy. I think that is his fantasy speaking personally. I simply will be happy to spend time with no men or kids!! Dont really care what we do.
I will try my best to make it Bobo. it is more about it being in July, when I am usually in Canada.
Also still wanting to go to Vegas with DP and M....and anyone else.
I would really like to see a show. Who is playing there now? I hear they have good buffets. And of course Circus Circus. I want to lay outside by the pool in the warmth. Of course I have to be covered up to the neck because of radiation treatment...but still.
PRB my friends son meets his friends in Las Vegas every year. He wont fly either so he takes the train. Not sure how long it takes.
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lmao.. Ribbon international. You are an ingrate.. and now I am back to not talking to you.
I've only done 2 loads of laundry and no walk by no pond with no cows, dogs or kids... I am a bum. I'm gritting my teeth thinking of popsicles, it is so damn cold out. BG doing somersaults.. so cute!
Speaking of bums.. I've been thinking of having mine bleached... (peeing).
Andrea, let him think you are going to an orgy.. from the sounds of it, you will be at least going to a strip show as it doesn't sound like Bobo is keeping her clothes on.
Hmmm... am worried too that DP is trapped somewhere under boxes.. or the UPS man whacked her.
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OMG-DD2 has had 6 deliveries in 2 days. I asked her if she has been reading this thread and is trying to keep up with DP! She looked at me as though I have lost my mind! I think DP is trying to work her way out from all her boxes, or she feel asleep trying to open them all!
DH is really pushing me to go on the trips! Hum...must want more than a trip to Atlantic City!
New Reno show on HGTV, well new to me. Haven't done a dam thing all day but watch these people from Waco, Fixer Upper". Not even a load of laundry! Did sit outside with the puppy for a bit as it was a nice sunny day. Caution Puppy Porn below:
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haha.. Trixie has competition! That is one content pup!
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Morning girls! I am still walking in a bit of a fog, this morning, it has been a full on, nearly a month, that Bec has been here. The house is very quiet this morning, without her shouting "Muuuuuum, come outside and have breakfast out here, Muuuuum, what bird is that? Muuuuum, it's so quiet here, I can here the frigging leaves, falling off the trees!, Muuuum" It was great and I love her to the moon and back, but I need some rest and to get back, to my stress free lifestyle! LOL So, I can happily report I have not been sad!
I was peeing my pants over the wing spread too, was waiting for Bobo to react!
Bobo, Sean Connery, indeed! He may be a fellow Scot, but way too old for me! LOL
Bahaha, ldesim, you don't like Johnny? He has that kind of Rock Star grit that I like, yeah, I could give him a bath! LOL
Glennie, I am so pleased to hear our lovely Ava has some spring in her step again, that must make you feel great! I can't believe how many women that I meet now has had or is in treatment for BC. Did I mention the 2 women who won the raffle I was running, had both been treated for BC years ago and one, had never been involved in any kind of support group, she's another 1, in my town of 2000 people. The other winner lives on the Island and I had met her, at a BC exercise class. I was so pleased it was those ladies who won the raffle!
Gosh Andrea, 28 hours on a train? That's how long it takes to fly to Europe, from here! I'd really need to break that journey!
I am surprised at the airfares in the US, it used to be a lot cheaper, didn't it?
Z, I just twigged that you were stating driving times, not air. I am sitting here thinking, what the heck is she flying in, to take 10 hours, from her to Bobo? LOL
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Porn! Thank you S!
'Oh, oh, I am Andrea's vagina, I don't care if we have an orgy, I am very blase about it. I know I will be the most beautiful one there, I am not concerned.' There will NOT be an orgy! I only love you as a friend, Andrea! Put your 'special mail order package' back in your pocket! I am not for sale!
Hmm. I used to not be a naked type, but all of that will be by the wayside soon. I am going to get waxed up to my eyeballs before NOLA because I know you guys will be clamoring to see me naked, in a bikini, etc. I only hope I will be as thin as you think I am.
Laughing because I am so funny! Ribbon International. I should go on the road!
M, I KNEW Johnny Depp would be your cup of tea! Ha ha! BTW, Sean Connery NOT too old for DLLP! He is still on her short list. So glad you are not sad! Love your Bec impression, that is LOL funny. How is our John Wayne?
As I write this all four cousins are playing Monopoly, having just finished an organic apple pear crisp (GF) with vanilla ice cream. Well, W Boy didn't get any. He had a time out. Whilst they were outside (I instructed him specifically not to turn on the hose) he turned on the hose and doused our princess. It is not okay! So angry.
Where is our DP? I so picture her buried under UPS packages. Or maybe the UPS man has asked her to marry him in order to stop delivering to her house?
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Oh, I reply to myself. Update, in case you missed it: Idesim is having her anus bleached. Perhaps she will have her salad tossed while we are in NOLA. Not by me of course -- by a professional. PLEASE NOTE Idesim, I believe the gay rules state that salad tossing is not officially adultery.
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Oh, I reply to myself again. Update! DLLP and I have actually been together nineteen years, not seventeen. I miscounted.
Anyone want to pile on for an MD bashing? I don't want to be negative and sad and whiny, so I will enjoy a pile-on instead. MD never said she would come to the wedding. Even though she's 90 minutes away. She said she has to volunteer that day. And then she texted last week, What time is the wedding? But when I texted back, she didn't reply further. What does she think, she is getting my hopes up? Have you ever heard of a mother who acts like this? Much less not helping at all with the small details of a wedding?
At this point I don't want her there, obviously, but, you know, our princess invited her, and now MD is torturing me. In fact, since our princess invited her, MD has not phoned me (for two weeks). Afraid she is going to show up, having been shamed into it by a friend. I am trying to practice yogic detachment and not hate her and be furious for ruining this really happy thing.
But I believe it's okay for you guys to be furious...
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I am furious! MD is not only rude and self centered, she is cruel and just mean spirited. As my kids would say, she is a toxic person who doesn't deserve messing with your peaceful mojo! Ignore her and hope she doesn't show up! Karma will get her for sure!
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Sgc, so well said! MD is a nasty piece of work! Well, I say Fuck You MD, I am coming over there and I want to meet you!
Volunteering that day? Oooh, that's so much more important than your daughter's wedding! No Bobo, I have never heard of a Mother that acts this way, she's like the petulant teen that thinks everyone wants her to be at the event, but everyone is secretly hoping she doesn't come! She's so up herself, she can see daylight! Ooooh she makes me so mad! I'd text her a time change, so she arrives too late! That would fix her little red wagon! M x
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Bobo, thanks for asking, our John Wayne is going really well, I just posted on the other thread about how much better he seems already.
OMG, ldesim will have a heart attack when she sees that, Bobo, oh my, that was a total tea snort and I almost choked when I read that! and salad tossing is not official adultery...bahahaah my gay, (male) friends say that anything that happens, less than twice, is not official adultery....LOL M x
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Something about a man in full dress kilt. Drool!!!!
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Ok, I'm sure this will set her off again, but I have no clue what salad tossing means... I have a feeling if I google it, I will see a list of porn sites...
Oh M, that is a purely evil and delicious solution! She will be all befuddled when she can't find the wedding party.
Had my first actual meal since Sunday, have been having shakes & soup all week. Gosh it tasted good lol. Fish, butternut squash and quinoa... this quinoa I got is a bit bitter though. I could nap now
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I am with you on the kilt, spookiesmom!
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Dn't do it ldesim, don't google it! bahaha it is really gross, but funny!
I love my shakes and soup, we have lots of soups, even in the summer, none of those cold soups, which I call veg juice! I love hot soup no matter the weather. M x
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Idesim, I specifically told you not to do a liquid diet! You are going to end up 400 pounds! And then you will have to pay extra to have a professional toss your salad!
Ooooh, I see someone else is lining up for Sean Connery. Good on you, Spookie!
So glad people are furious about MD. Not sure how I would manage time change caper when she is already not planning to go. And then what? Say, 'Whoops, we changed the time back'?
She runs a mean game. I don't really want to play. Oh, and p.s. I do NOT toss salads, nor do I have it done to me. However, M, it is natural. It is a natural part of God's plan. All nudity and salads are beautiful in His eyes. Moderators, please have mercy on us.
I imagine Idesim will never eat another salad after she reads up on this. That cannot be good for her diet.
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I am not doing liquid.. there was tons of veggies in the soup and I had a piece of wheat bread at every meal.
Sean Connery wouldn't be too difficult at all.. but topping my list is Clooney... I give two sh!ts if he's now married or not.
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OMFG, I am now BLIND... that is DISGUSTING!
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Wait a minute, I thought MD had asked for the time, so she could just swan in, with a moment to spare, in a sequinned MuMu. That's why she hasn't responded, she has all the info she needs to irritate the shit out of you, right up till she makes her entrance. I imagine her to be a tad Laura Desmondish! Probably all wrong, look at how wrong I was about the preppy BS who turned out to be, more like Danny Devito!
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Bahahaha, told you ldesim, but would you listen to me...nooooooooo!
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It's prison terminology.. how on earth do you two know what the heck it is? Hmmm?
I'm laughing over the image of a befuddled MD looking for the wedding party in a sequined mumu.
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I thought salad tossing was a guy thing? I am not going to google it!
I believe the moderators have probably given up on these 2 threads long ago. They see an update and think "move along. NOTHING to see here!"
M has probably paid them off.Call from sleepover mom.. they are 25 minutes from home. I can now rest a little easier. Need to get moving so I can go get the cake.
1 2 3 Go.....
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still here.
Where is DP? I hate when she doesn't post.. I imagine all sorts of bad things that involve the E.R.
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