MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN 40-60ish
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luvmygoats, It's on Tuesday. Are those Poles shifting again? Will the Germans be shifting as well?
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luvmygoats I think you are correct about the rads. I am sure they have improved it over the last 20 years. I remember when my FIL was going through rads they had him all marked up. I think they radiated alot of his colon as well. The ostomy nurse got all his surgical reports from 20 years ago and gave us several reasons why they might not have closed him up. But without asking the orginal doctor who really knows, but I guess he had his reasons.
I have watched Doomsday Preppers too and I think they have lost a few marbles along the way. Have never watched swamp people but DH likes Pawn Stars.
Eli good luck on Tuesday will be praying for you.
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Here's the headlines (pulled from the future) after you give birth E
I won't be able to attend the party as I will be off the grid this weekend... Have fun.
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Eph! LSHIPMP!!! (Laughed so hard, I peed my pants!) But are you sure that is not from the past (Chelsea?) That looks like young Hilary to me.
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Well, if you can't poop or pee your dead....I think this is wonderful information, I had a friend that had a temp one and its a lifesaver....except for the gas LOLOL! Watch out for that Eli, lolol, stay away from broccoli, cabbage etc...woo hoo!
Eph, I love that pic, but Eli, where is it going to come from......
Those baby goats sound like real babies, so adorable!
Still waiting for that pie
). Yes you rock Dianna
We still have trouble missing our beloved pets, we had a German Shepard named Sheba and 2 cats, brandy and midnite, that was 12 and 15yrs ago, we still miss them and we can't deal with the loss again. Then my daughter moved back in around that time and we inherited her miserable dog named Bob (when she got married), Bob and I never liked each other and I used to call him "bad bob". He adored Jim...I think the damn dog was gay! xoxoxo0 -
Eli - we will throw the biggest, best virtual alien baby shower that ever there was. I think I'll start tomorrow morning off with some cereal that I bought just for such an occasion. There is lots to go around.
Eph - sorry you will miss all the fun here, but we'll save you a piece of cake and take lots of pics.
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Oh, I love baby showers! So alien baby is due on Tuesday? Have you been carrying it for Hillary? haha, great picture!
hmm... I need to go shopping. And we need some delicious food, maybe games..
barsco - Nice! Crop Circle cereal imported from Orion. That's the good stuff!
Sometimes I'll get hooked on Hoarders while I'm flipping through the channels, but I do like to watch Storage Wars or the other storage one. Isn't it silly how these reality shows are oddly interesting? They sure are cheap to make as opposed to a real series with an actual star. Never saw Duck Dynasty or the swamp show, but one time out of curiousity I looked up Honey Boo-Boo. My son was there and because it takes place in Georgia (I've never heard of the town) my son started yelling, "My eyes are burning! Turn it off!". Haha, needless to say I kept watching - actually because I was trying to figure out what towns were around it. But I didn't know any of the other towns, either.
Jo, German Shepherds are my favorite dogs. I'm going to get another one some day.
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These alien birth are really very common, but I know mine is special. You might think comet Pan-STARRS is mere coincidence, but it's not. It's all part of the celebrity alien birth festivities...like when human celebs get married and paparazzi helicopters are doing fly-overs. So, when you see Pan-STARRS right there by the crescent moon on the night of the 12th, you'll know the inside information on what's really going down.
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Barsco--I know research supports the existance of chemo brain, but I also believe in "cancer brain." You don't need to get chemo to have your entire body's chemistry changed by estrogen blockers or upset by stress from diagnosis, repeated testing, multiple surgeries or procedures. In fact, I'm quite sure I remember some research into the long term effects of anesthesia on the brain from a long time ago. I didn't have chemo but I've got all the symptoms of chemo brain, I just call it hormone brain. Good news is that it is getting better now that I'm off the arimidex.
Dianarose--WOW!!!!!That is a lot of pie!
Luvmygoats--so glad the goaties are doing better! I'm sure the local wildlife would love an easy meal off your babies, so you are smart to protect them!
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Thanks Native. Unfortunately, I think I will just have to accept the "cancer brain" as part of my life now. Oh well, it does give reason for a good chuckle every now and then.
Eli - I found a lovely headpiece for you to wear to the shower. I know how shy you are about showing us your lovely self.
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I hadn't really thought about my party ensemble yet. That headpiece looks like it could complement any number of looks, being a neutral color.
They did a quick ultrasound at my pre-admission yesterday and outlined the baby's features. Look:
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Yes, but how do you expell it ELi? lol!
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Eli - So is the party in full swing yet?? Tried to find some alien baby wear but could not get it to post. Did the earlier alien snack plate come through? That was my 1st attempt. DH tried several ways to post a "hug" gif to another thread and even with his savvy could not.
So what is proper alien baby shower atire? Antennae are up and receiving!!
Didn't know we were in for a comet brushing. Barely catching local news these days.
Listen for scary Twilight Zone music.
Eli - I rather liked Michael Jackson's drug. Instant asleep, instant awake but then instant awake after major surgery would prob. not be pleasant. Better to awake gradually. Not much for Versed, too hung over. Had sodium pentathol 45 years ago for twilight procedure. Think I yelled out in surgery I wanted a cheeseburger. Headache city for days.
Party hearty!!
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I too like MJ´s drug for anaesthetics as there is no hangover afterwards and I am normally really bad post op
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JoC, No bursting thru' the stomach birth at the dinner table for me. Tues., a robot is going to deliver it, under the guise of me having surgery.
Yes, luv, those snack plates will come in handy. I already used one at breakfast today, when my husband fried me a couple eggs.
Yes, they are giving me MJ's drug (propofol) on Tues., along with three others in a potent anesthesia cocktail. They offered me an appetizer of Versed, but I am not one to need the pre-anesthesia drugs. If I'm ready, I'm ready. I'm never that nervous beforehand, (just alert and sniffing the doctor's breath for booze) and once they have the line in and the drugs start flowing, it's all good and I'm out. A lot of the anesthesia is going to be gas (preferred in 9 out of 10 alien deliveries) via the endotrachial tube. It doesn't even matter so much if I get the "hangover" the next day, because I don't expect to be moving around very much anyway, so long as I don't get nauseated.
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No real alien surrogate would be caught dead in one of these maternity t-shirts. For one, we don't advertise it, and for another, alien babies like to be touched. In fact, they like if you pat your tummy like your are playing the bongos. I did have a traditional maternity dress, as seen in the second pic.
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Eli - Love the green dress. Exceptional designer. Nothing like hidden expansion. Is that for the prego that sprouts overnight?
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luv, You know too much! Not just about goats...I think you've experienced alien birth before.
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Don't know where the others are today, but I have some snacks on hand. Since I am "eating for two," I hope they bring more. I do have the traditional pickles and ice cream, if you would like to join me...
But I am way past that now. Lately I have really been craving DOLL HEADS. Oh, please! Like you've never had them before!
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I'll bring some cupcakes - for those who are not quite as adventurous as Eli with the doll heads.
and I met this fine specimen while out shopping for todays party. He agreed to come and wait on us hand, hand and foot for the day.
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AND we can't have a middie party without Cheetos!
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Eli - I'm around because I have no life. Have sleeping baby alien goat on lap & typing 1 handed. Yum - doll heads, been craving those. Celebrating alien goat poop, I know TMI. Headed off to get some yummy alien very red tomato soup with cheese sandwich. BBL.
BTW - dress model looks like she's about to deliver alien basketball.
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barsco, how did I miss seeing those Cheetos. I wonder when they were on the shelves? I. WANT. THOSE. CHEETOS!!!
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Is it time for the gifts yet? These are cute. Who sent me these? The card fell off.
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Happy alien baby shower, Elimar! Sorry I'm late, the alien store was packed! I found a perfect onesie for it. Does it have a name yet?
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Oh, we've got party favors?
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Here we go, I've fixed us all a drink to go with the Cheetos and doll heads! Yummy!
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You're right, Elimar. This happens more often than we know. I was looking through some old issues of the New York Post and they had a picture of another celebrity's alien baby!
You can tell they're in show business.
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LOL - I Poop in Peace. LOVE IT.
Alien tomato soup was good appetizer for yummy party snacks. Have no idea what planet Barsco got her Alien Cheetos on. But do note they are in Spanish. And bring on the 3 eyed alien green cupcakes.
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HnS76, That onesie looks about actual size for a newborn alien. Good choice!
Even an alien baby needs a mobile. At the store, they told me that thru' an alien baby's eyes, this thing looks like a harmless sock-monkey.
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