OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

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  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    I found this one knocking...

  • beccad
    beccad Member Posts: 189

    didwegetVeggyoutyet?iamwritin

    gincode,also.Icanbringweapons,butIamafraidthattheosewouldjustantagonizethemonstersandmakethemworse.ShouldwejustplaysomesoothingmusicandsecdatethemthatwaywhilepullingVeggytosafety?orwecouldlacesomebrowmieswithmedicinalherbsandbwakkkasparagusandthrowwtothemonstersaswegrabourVeggy.

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    I found some mushrooms growning in the basement.

    I wonder if they are magic?

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737

    Becareful if they look like this?

    I do need a puff so pass the asparagus, Puff puff, cough cough it might help the bronchitis, cluck. cluck.

  • beccad
    beccad Member Posts: 189

    Veggy?Veggy?Veggy,can you hear us? We are still trying!!!The door,I thought I had found it,but it moved!

    This is stranger than the train station in a Harry Potter novel.

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    Far out!!!

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    Wow! This is wild!!

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,894

    Okay Veggy Tap again . Lets have a mask to immediately put on Veggy and

                                 then be prepared to blow it out our asses.

    Shut the door . Seal off with cement and Gray Tape--------Gray tape can solve anything.  Are we organized? Those mushrooms might be good for smoking , but maybe , they made the monsters.  Okay are we ready. We need a pic in full turn out gear for a areosol explosion, so, everyone knows we have on the right get up. Vegggey can you still manage from the basement or are the monsters stopping you?

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    I may be down here for a while...

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150
  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150
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    veggy Member Posts: 4,150
                                            
  • puce
    puce Member Posts: 26

    My babysitter just e-mailed me saying: I'm not sure I can come babysit on Tuesday, I have been feeling under the wheather for a few days now.  If it last's one more day, I think I'll go out of my mind...

    I wanted to tell her to try some chemo SE's.  Oh! and how long to I have to be patient for my hair to grow back. 

    It's just a bad year honey...

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,894

    Veggy Honey are you getting to used to the air down there?

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737

    Does she really want to come out, I think the basement might be great with all those mushrooms.

  • Merilee
    Merilee Member Posts: 734

    What? I leave for a week and you are all smoking mushrooms? Are they legal in your state? LOL

  • Lowrider54
    Lowrider54 Member Posts: 333

    Janet...are you still well supplied at the HenHouse?  I have tons of stuff I have been picking up all over - going to shoot over replacements for the inventory used.  Make me a list and I will do what I can to get a restocking on board.  Seems to me that we might have had some 'operator interference' with, a, Veggy there - mushrooms that nice, I don't think I would want to be rescued either.

    LowRider - Covert Ops

  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646

    Talk about stupid.......................a co-worker emailed me a couple days ago and said "I just heard you had a bout with BC, so sorry to hear that".........."Well your "lucky", at lest its behind you"..............WTF was she saying...............................ok, you got breast cancer out  of the way, now lets relax and wait for your chance at Alzheimer's or Diabetes..............what an asshole.............

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,894

    duckyb-------cluck'er. then take her to the bonfire. She's definitely on the no-friend list

    Veggy did she stop tapping? Do you think she's succumbed to mushroom delight? Only did them once by the ocean. Very strange to watch seaworms come up out of their holes, irritate them with a twig and see them pop in again. May be we are taking a wrong approach, maybe they should be added to the cure. They definitely make the world look different.

     Hmmm anyone want to go to the basement???????? We could recognoiter the situation.

  • Merilee
    Merilee Member Posts: 734
  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    Please find the door and send down some munchies!

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    The monsters have the muchies too.

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,894

    Veggy I'll volunteer to bring them down Anything in particular????????

  • Merilee
    Merilee Member Posts: 734

    Doritos and a diet coke, What a blast of toxic energy.

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,894

    Merilee-------------Are you in the basement with Veggy?  Where's the door?

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    I have been scratching on the ceiling in the basement which would be the floor to you. I should be popping through any time now...

             

    Just be ready to take care of the monsters if they should follow me. Don't let them drag me back!

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,894

    Oh good Veggy I was beginning to think you didn't want to come out. do you think we have to just grab you and slam something over the hole or smoke asparagus together and blow them back with gas?

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    Try to hit them as soon as you see them. If they come all the way out and get too much day light - it could mean disaster. Like this...

    Don't them get hold of a club either...

    Ready! Set! GO!!!

  • beccad
    beccad Member Posts: 189

    We were talking about improvized weapons last night.. We don't need clubs, just a sock with a bar of soap in it. If the monsters get that they can either bathe, or if they think it's food ........Well let's just say burping bubbles.

  • Merilee
    Merilee Member Posts: 734
    Exercise balls and chewing gum