OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid
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Ad glad to hear those that have more recently joined in are finding a place to laugh. We sure need that don't we?0
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Hey Emily , sorry about your troubles, but every thing is still Clucking in the Hen House. We now have some very heavily armed watch-kitties. Fearsome looking, Cute in their off-time. Hope all gets better. Brawgakkk
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Kitties have been checking everything in and around the henhouse.
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The cutest kittens ever.
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How about some of these kittens?
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Ahhhh! Very scary kittens. I may have nightmares now!
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I rather liked these two!!
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Now you just stay away from the chicken house.
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This is off the topic but --
For some time I've been trying to think of some way to check on cyber sisters who just disappear from these forums. Sometimes it is just that they have been busy elsewhere, but no one knew how to reach them. I'm active on over a dozen topics and I've noticed that several of my sisters frequent some of the same topics. I figure that it would take only 3 or 4 of those women willing to keep my phone number and call to see if I'm OK should I disappear for an extended time and I would be happy to do the same for them. If we start a movement to do that we would have few if any instances like the current one in The Fuzzy Room, where we are left wondering and worrying about someone we care for with no way of finding out. This way personal information would not need to be published but someone could always check.
Just send a private message to someone to talk to frequently, maybe feel a connection with and talk to them about the idea, see if they want to exchange information. Chabba
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Thanks Nancy and Sas..I'll try to check in more often....0
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So...I've just checked out our jacuzzi. Umm, who left their chicken feathers and asparagus butts in the hot tub? Really girls...And when is the next shipment of asparagus due to come in?0
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If they are tail feathers... ummm... they're mine. Sorry.
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1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League26. 1000000 millipedes= 1 kilopede
(Sorry about leaving the feathers in the hot tub.)
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The security camera caught someone in the hot tub. Is that you Scuttlers???
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Darn,forgot about the security cameras! Thought since I was alone a little skinny dippin' would be fun!
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Scuttlers..hehe..funny..And no problem girls. I skimmed the jacuzzi and used the feathers to stuff a few pillows for the Hen House...0
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And a reminder not to stay in the jacuzzi too long. As much as I like chicken broth, I'd rather it not be made from someone I know.0
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Hilarious scuttlers! And I think I probably left some feathers in the tub too. They've pretty much all shed at this point but there's still some hanging on and slowing shedding every day.
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OK, diggin this thread. I'm sooo sick of stupid people. 2 yrs ago, my DD was dx w/leukemia and people actually worried that my boys would catch it. No shit! Since I finished chemo 5 wks ago, why aren't I back to my old self? Why did I only remove 1 breast? Why am I gonna do recon? I think it'll be fun to make fun of them w/other bc sisters. I too have been given the miracle food cures as well as the gov't conspiracies...too funny!
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You ladies just crack me up with your pictures. Thanks for giving me my only chuckle of the day.
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This Kitty "volunteered" to help keep the henhouse safe from stupid people.
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Blah! Blah! Blah!
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Catnip! Want some?
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Too much catnip!
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Ha! Catnip could just be the new asparagus. Can someone roll me one? Might not cure me but it always made my cat VERY VERY happy...0
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Not weed, this kitty found the asparagus.
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Stjude...sorry you too have had to endure the "stupid ones". Have some catnip. Maybe we should order more in?Always love all the pictures girls!0
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Glad to have found this site...love the kitties, and yes, I'll have some catnip while I'm at it!
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You guys are awesome! Just just found out I have BC and came on this site to figure out what to expect, but can't seem to stop reading this thread! I'll have to take it a few pages at a time.
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