OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid
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Cant devulge where I heard it, but Ive heard from a source of a new cure!!!!!! Baking soda! Just a teaspoon a day! and as added bonuses it will make your teeth white AND help with indigestion!I for one am running towards the fridge with my cup and spoon right now. I have a drawer full of cures so I should be "curing" very soon now.
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No, you are thinking about cleaning plugged drains! You pour in a cup of baking soda, then follow with a cup of white vinegar, then after a bit, you pour boiling water down the drain! Or maybe that's what we are supposed to do for us??? I get so confused.
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Alyson, I love the story about the minister. Mine would probably think the same thing. He thinks Hooters resteraunts(sp)? are dens of iniquity. I can only imagine what he would think if he read this thread lol.
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Yes....baking soda is the cure all right; but you have to take it with maple syrup apparently.
And stand on one leg reciting the Lord's prayer backwards whilst wearing a tinfoil hat..and clucking VERY LOUDLY
bwagawk
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Could someone remind me how to post a picture/image, please? My head's full of feathers these days.....
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Oh Sam I love that one, but please let us know how we incorporate the clucking in with reciting or do we recite first and then cluck? I want to make sure I have this down right. I really do need to practice my clucking anyway, I havnt been doing it for quite awhile. We have been teaching my dog how to sing though, as soon as we have it down im going to put it on youtube.
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You must cluck between every word!
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Couldn't help myself Is that an asparagus chicken is smoking??
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Oh NO! it doens't mention the cure!
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oh boy - look what I started - veggy's on a rampage!!!
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Good to see ya posting Veggy!!!
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Finally got my computer back. I was using my iPad but never learned how to post pictures on it. Now I am learning to post pictures all over again. I forgot how to. Chemo has made a home for itself in my brain once more.
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I've missed your posts Veggy.
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Cluck, cl;uck bgawkk Veggy is back in the hen house.
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Veggy and Alyson, your cartoons always make me LMAO. So glad I found this thread.
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So can I be in the hen-house now?
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Since I am amazingly incompetant on the computer, i'll just have to settle for the occasional funny story. Veggy so glad to see you again. You've been missed.
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All silly old chooks and young poulets welcome in the henhouse. (I hope being called a silly chook means the same in the US as it does here!!!)
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I am always amazed at how gullible some people are, to keep these quacks in business...
http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/cancer.html
They are honestly trying to find a cure for their cancer, but going about it bass-akwards! I just read how baking-soda would "cure" any cancer.
And here all the time I've been throwing it in my washing machine, and baking with it!
I also bought some asparagus.....
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Here is some good smoker kind Chevy - the skinny ones are the ones you eat.
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Oh! Okay, I'll take my skinny ones back... and exchange them for something more smokeable!
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Yep, I read about the baking soda too. Isnt that something? and all this time its been right under our noses. Have been doing it for a few days now, and I think its working. I smell better and my teeth are whiter too. Am off to Fla. next week, heard that the cure guy is down there, working on his tan, will let you all know if I find him. Hes probably hanging out with those young co-ed cuties this time of year.....
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Oh NOOooooooooooooooo! The Sun? You KNOW we can't DO that...
At least for more than 12 hours at a time!So we can clean with the baking soda, eat it, clean the sinks with THAT and vinegar, it makes our teeth white.... (I KNEW that) and we will never have cancer again. It's so simple!
Yes the cure guy.... He's probably with my Grand-sons.... and yes, they DO play with all those "cuties." Damn kids.
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Oh yes this is most definately an investgational trip only, looking for the cure guy is my main objective, but will play it cool while hunting him. Will have my 3 older sisters and my husband with me, we will fit right in with the college crowds, ha-ha. An old lady brigade with our 1 male escort shouldnt draw too much attention, right?Will wave to all of you from all those beach cams.
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Forgot to add that now I have to convince my husband that black socks with his sandals does not work and he will not fit in the crowd like that. I may have to drop him off in Miami.
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Gosh darn, I have been spending a fortune on my docs and here it takes a 99cent box of soda that i use to freshen my fridge and freezer. DOH!!!
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