OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid
Comments
-
thefuzzylemon: Well, no but I thought I was supposed to drink it not rub it on my breasts!!! That explains alot, lol! Hey, I bet I could use the tip for a new nipple, right?
hdangelbaby: Well, I am always haunted by the fact that the abreviation for birth control pills = BC and lord knows I was on them for years. Guess I should have smoked pot instead and smeared the asparagas all over my breasts for birth control lol!
0 -
Put lemons....alkaline lemons....into your drink and call it a night!
Once the Cure Guy is captured and interrogated, we'll have the answer for the bar buddies; )
Passing the pipe...0 -
Laughed so hard I peed myself and having asthma attack. Going to get the Bounty and the inhaler - not as good as pot, but it will do for now.
0 -
MJB- did you check out the stuffed chicken breast link? There may be nipple fixins in there as well! LOL
0 -
pipe is passed....
oh and the good stuff that has pot mixed with tea is getting drank as well....
puff puff pass....
sip sip pass...
lol!
0 -
Thanks Sandy for starting this thread and all of you wonderful ladies who have been part of it all... I have been off and on here all day laughing at all the remarks..it's been the greatest fun..will check back tomorrow to see what you have all been up to..*hugs*
0 -
Why is it that I can't get the "VeggieTales" theme song out of my head......?
0 -
HDangel, I think Captain Morgan (with a lemon, of course) has the cure! Maybe we should marinate the asparagus in the Captain?? Puff puff pass....
0 -
!!!!!!Bread is Dangerous!!!!!
1. More than 98% of all convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully half of all children who grow up in a bread consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century,when virtually all bread was baked at home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.
4. More than 90% of violent crimes are committed within24 hours of eating bread.
5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough". It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. A North American eats more bread than that in a month!
6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of Cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease and osteoporosis.
7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread as little as 2 days.
8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.
9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90% water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this super absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 500 degrees! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
12. More bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.
0 -
Just wondering, since I'm headed out to do barn chores:
Do road apples count as a fruit? Should I start saving them? Are they seasonal? I have both the winter (brown) and summer (green) variety.
Could they be the secret ingredient currently missing from the CC (cancer cure) recipe?
Should we start speaking in code? ARE WE IN DANGER?!
0 -
I knew bread was the culprit!
0 -
Yes, but which kind? White, wheat or rye? Details are important!
0 -
Don't take any chances. Skip the bread and stick with (pot-laced) brownies. It's safer that way.
0 -
HeidiToo...I think road apples only count as fruit if you have one too many tequila shots (with lemon, of course)
0 -
Motherofpatient
I agree with you.
0 -
I think pot should have been made availbale to all of us when we signed up for our treatment plan! I can think of nothing that might help heal someone and in a gentle way, too.
have a good one,
Teklya
0 -
You should all come to California where every other block is a Medical Pot Clinic! It's standard of care here! I will have to ask my MIL about the road apples--maybe they lace them with Kentucky Bourbon while eating pot brownies. Hmmmmmm, getting thirsty and hungry at the same time.
0 -
Teklya, it seems pot was made available - how else could this wonderful exchange take place! This is without a doubt the BEST thread ever. I'll give up pot but never bread!
0 -
I knew bread was the culprit! White, wheat, rye, it's all bird feed now.0
-
Okay, so do I switch out the Bounty towels for the chocolate bar??? Do I eat it or stuff it in my underwear?? Puff, pass
0 -
LOL! Kelben, you haven't been paying attention: You smoke the pot, eat the chocolate then stuff the Bounty in your underwear, lol!!!
0 -
I love this thread. Now I am more addicted to this site than ever!
0 -
If, in fact, the 'asparagus guy' is really the Cure for Cancer Guy and is claiming to be the Jolly Green Giant...he could be in Minnesota - so, off I go to the Valley of the Jolly Green Giant to see if there have been any unusual JGG's about lately - I will skip the museum in Blue Earth - that is all marketing stuff but St. Peter or LeSuer could be possibilities - if he is wearing the other outfit - Mankato State could be a good place to look...loaded the Bounty and the laptop...will report in if I find any clues....
0 -
lowrider: There have been sightings at Burning Man, but you will have to wait until August to go.
0 -
Taking the pipe..
Ah! Huge breakfast of Brownies and gotta take the healing shower to wash off my asparagus and garlic overnight treatment!!! I think I have a boob growing!!!! Could be the pot....update to come!!
Oh! Almost forgot my coffee enema...be right back!0 -
Laptop? We have to wait until you find Wi-Fi in order to get an update? This is ridiculous. Go out and buy a Blackberry----- NOW!
0 -
Road conditions are good, temps in the low teens...laptop connected, GPS hooked up, decided to make a Bounty 'pillow' for the seat - the roll was not too comfy for the ride, doobie rolled, cop detector activated, garlic bulb hanging from the rear view mirror, foil hat in the back seat (just in case), finished gluten-free steel rolled oats and yogurt (the only truth in the gluten-free is it really does diminish the joint pain se's from the anti hormonal treatments but cure - WTF!), and 9 thermoses of coffee (8 for the enemas and 1 for consumption), Pepsi and Doritos for the munchies. I will pick up the veggies when I get to the Valley of the Jolly Green Giants so I have left the building...
0 -
fuzzylemon, don't forget the lemon, it cuts the smell of garlic!
hahaha!! passing the puff to you....
0 -
Sorry...I got sidetracked...they had Konakat held in time out - she is out and back to posting so I can finally head south...it did give me time to pick up the lemons though and the blender in case I end up spending the night in the valley, I will have supplies for the morning treatment...Emily, do we have an updated recipe?
0 -
Since I am sure I am headed there at some point what is a time out.
0
