OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

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  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,894

    What happened to my print    hit something and it got really teeny?? help????

  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Member Posts: 183

    Lettuce stop and take notice.

  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 412

    thanks gals!! talk about a self esteem boost!!!! I really enjoyed doing those pics, and boy did i ever feel like crap that day too.

    That's my profile pic on my facebook page too. I have gotten lots of positive comments on it!

    love the lettuce bra, you could wear that over the bacon bra, now all we need is a tomato bra, and it could be a "BLT bra!"!!!!! yum!!

  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Member Posts: 183

    here's a pretty avatar for you sas:

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737

    Sas have you seen the ad for Nissan independent suspension - really funny, lettuce or maybe cabbage bra reminded me of it. Not sure about a tomato bra though.

  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Member Posts: 183
  • janet in virginia
    janet in virginia Member Posts: 923

    this must be the back door

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    Could this be one of the Cure Guy's helpers?

  • MBJ
    MBJ Member Posts: 3,671

    JanetinVirginia:  Than you for the chorus line Solo! 

    Kymn: Hugs!  Sorry this one was rough on you.  Hope you cluckin' feel better soon and come by soon for a laugh.

    Fuzzylemon:  You are so in the choir since you right original songs and all you are long over due for a Solo, too!

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 1,605

    God, we want all people to participate and LAUGH!!!!  We were just annoyed that our thread made it on FB.  FB is fine for some things and BCO is our safe haven where we can say/do anything because we all 'get it'.  Hope you stick around!

  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Member Posts: 183

    Is that chicken woman or Betsey Johnson?

  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Member Posts: 183

    It's the Veg Monster kicking the heck out of BC!

  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 412

    i like the joke about the chickens crossing the road.....

  • apple
    apple Member Posts: 1,466

    a little funny for you.

    I have a British friend and he wrote me and said "I have sad news.. .... My father went to join the invisible choir"

    I about died.. I have a choir and he knows that so maybe he was just being funny when relating that awful news.

     I like that so much I may request that on my tombstone.. 'She went to play for the invisible choir":

  • mbtlcsw01
    mbtlcsw01 Member Posts: 250

    Welcome back Fuzzy.  So glad to see you out of the hen house even for a moment.  Kymm, hugs and hang in there baby.  Low and Meece, we want a report.  Ok, I'll got outside now and peck around for something good.

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,894

    I just went through one of those rabbit holes for a computer. I pushed two buttons trying to make an abbreviation for mindovermatter- mom with a space in between ---except the screen kept getting smaller and smaller. Finally went in on firefox and found the answer. smaller----cntrl -. larger cntrl +, normal cntrl 0. but it's taken like 2 = hours to solve.

    m-0-m beautiful pic in the running , but perhaps to innocent for me, reminds me of a Madonna.

     the veg green monster don't like. looks kike a vagina hanging out

    Whew i hate computer malfunctions they distress me. 

    Sorry Queen Sandy I broke into the chocolate wine for your coronation,  by the way when are we going to to that. Easiest to do by acclamation. 

    God -is-good-----No we want you here , I was only trying to figuire away we all could communicate without anyone knowing what we were talking about. That's what the PM tree was about. --------Hot flash- clothes off---okay now.  See when we realized people were accessing us on Fb we got paranoid. It's none of their clucking business. Even though there are lurkers here. Everyone on BCO knows that and either accepts, ignores it, or doesn't post. All three groups are understanding that's the way it is. BUT FB isn't here , they have no right to use us, for there enjoyment either sane, insane, as a true-ism, or perversion. So, in an insomniac state I figured out how we could do it. So, that in a nutshell is how the tree got in the hen house.

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,894

    Low posted on another thread , Isaw it before Iwent through the rabbit hole. She made itt throgh fine YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    I'm not crazy about the VEG monster either especially since I am VEGGY. I might be mean at times but for the most part... I am not a monster. I am going to bed now and curl up in the blankets until I get a hot flash (a short trip to the tropics). Good night all.

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,894

    Apple  no tombstone talking here lovey-------if you are going to be up late remember to come to the insomniac thread ------it's posted either on this page or the page before----or else go to main forum under deprsession ptsd etc............Love the new doo! sas

  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Member Posts: 183

  • bookart
    bookart Member Posts: 210

    Clucking ChickClucking Chick

    I have a bad feeling about this pic- probably won't show up...

  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 412

    love the chicks with guns!!!

  • bookart
    bookart Member Posts: 210

    clucking-chick

    This may not be everything, but she's trying the cure, she's trying.  The coffee enema is not fun, can I do chocolate milk? 

  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 412

    sitting on some bacon!!!! with pot in the background!! it should be the cure poster!

  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 631

    Oh yeah...puff puff ... Good morning Mother Cluckers ... puff puff ...

    JanetinVirginia...would you please consider the position of Creative Contributor?  Loved your song!!  Hdangel...hoping you may consider Head Chef??  I'm requesting brownies right out of the gate!

    MJB...please arrange for an emergency practice....new theme song for our ladies in covert operations has been declared and is ready to be submitted to the choir.  I went to great lengths to create something that our immense group could learn quickly and repeat as needed ... here we clucking go ... (to the Theme Song for Mission Impossible ... hee hee - Emily, this has been in my head for HOURS!  Try it, you'll love it Wink)

    Cluck cluck cluck cluck....cluck cluck cluck cluck ... cluck cluck cluck cluck...cluck cluck cluck cluck ... cluck (bok bok bok bok bok bok okb bok, repeat, repeat over and over by backup singers) 

    May need to test out bok's, begaks, clucks or find the preference of Covert Operations ...

    Sas...I had to change my cluckin' pic with the new FB mess ... I really think I should have Lemon Drops 'cause that's just damn funny!

  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 412

    I am totally down with being the head chef!!!!!

  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 631

    YEAH!!  Hmmm...I think we need a clucking menu....what cha think??

  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 412
    Laughingoh yes, and i think i have all the ingredients to make one!!!
  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 631

    Updated list of Clucking Reps ,,, I've been out for a while so I may have missed a few ...

    Board of Directors and Chair Holders:  Co-President and Co-Vice President:  Makraz as well as Head Gardner; Secretary:  Emily;  Security:  Meece (we are keeping the weapons in play ... ) with assistance from Beccad;  Head of Research:  Kymn;  Official Dietician:  MJB;  Human/Chicken Resources: Fuzzy; Founder:  SandyAust; Covert Operations:  LowRider and Janet;  Physical Therapy:  Sandymess and Hdangelbaby (do you offer videos?  *L*) and GirlFriday leads the advanced classes (videos can be found in the back back *L*);  Lead Mascot and Recruiter:  TheGood5;  Head of the Cluckin' Choir: MBJ; Hdangel:  Head Chef/Brownie Specialist;  International Liason:  She;  Treasurer:  Veggy (as well as advertising); Keeper of the Cluck:  BlueCowgirl;  Ombudsman:  Sas; JanetinVirginia: Creative Contributor;  Mascot:  Chihuahua Bounty Hunter and a wide variety of Chickens ... need to add this to the agenda items ... Looking for President, Vice President, Co-Treasurer, Co-Secretary ... we smoke too much asparagus to not have Co-Directors ... and many many positions open for the Chairs.  Also need positions filled at corporate for a wide variety of duties.  Give me your skills and I'll work you in.  May also be in need of our own Chase Team.  Please see LowRider for details.

    Now...did I read somewhere that we are going to be even more diverse and allow the cock...er...doodledoos around the hen house?  May need to set up a welcoming commitee for that ...

  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 412

    god is good, how cute!! i love that pic, but i need to confiscate it. i have been appointed head chef/brownie specialist. i need to work on some breakfast for everyone! lol!!!