OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

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  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150
  • veggy
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  • thenewme
    thenewme Member Posts: 174
  • sandymess
    sandymess Member Posts: 86

    Bwahahahahaha! Oh, thenewme, that was brilliant!!

  • sandymess
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  • sandymess
    sandymess Member Posts: 86

    SandyAust: In answer to your question, YES! Chicken DO have hands. Here's the proof:

  • MBJ
    MBJ Member Posts: 3,671

    Bagoookkk!!  OMG  I am losing my feathers laughing over here!!!  Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! 

    Fuzzy:  How about a song?

  • MBJ
    MBJ Member Posts: 3,671
  • MBJ
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  • MBJ
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  • MBJ
    MBJ Member Posts: 3,671

    SPRING CHICKEN SONG
    I'm a real spring chicken and I'm yellow and small,
    My feathers are fluffy and they're keeping me warm.
    My legs are not long, so I'm not very tall,
    But I'm a real spring chicken and I'm having a ball,
    I'm a chicken, I'm a chicken and I'm having a ball.

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    150 × 148 - Spring Chicken Song

  • janet in virginia
    janet in virginia Member Posts: 923

    Draft Hen House Threat Level Warning System:  (Today's threat level is Low.....so far).  Feel free to add recommendations for next update.

    Low (Green):  No known clucking threats.  Feel free to walk around in your bacon bras & panties or princess dresses.

    Guarded (Yellow):  Static (chatter) detected from unknown source in tin hats.  Assume look-out positions in the tree in the hen house.  Lock the back front door.  Close blackout curtains at all windows.

    Caution (Orange):  Stupid people spotted just outside the barnyard.   Extinguish all asparagus smoking materials.  Get dressed & put on "I'm with Stupid" T shirts.  Gather eggs to throw. 

    Imminent Threat (Red):  CURE GUY discovers hen house!  Send out emergency call to Dog by singing Bad Boys song.   Activate siren and inflatable rafts.  Wake up the garlic.  Evacuate immediately.   Run for your clucking lives!

  • MBJ
    MBJ Member Posts: 3,671

    JanetInVirginia:  Thank you so much for this!!!  Cluck, cluck, bagoook!!!

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    I think we should throw this incase of level RED!

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    I'll take back "Rotten Egg" if you'll apologize for "Dumb Cluck"!

  • [Deleted User]
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    Okay, I feel much better now.  Back to fun and games.

  • [Deleted User]
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  • thenewme
    thenewme Member Posts: 174
  • [Deleted User]
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    Anyone know someone who always has it worse than you?  As in, "You think breast cancer is bad, I once had a splinter that was so painful I thought I would die!" 

  • janet in virginia
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  • janet in virginia
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  • [Deleted User]
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    Finger Lickin Good

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  • EmilyInOntario
    EmilyInOntario Member Posts: 288

    Here I am for my morning dose of humour...oh..it's afternoon..oh well...

    Sas-schatzi..good points about importance of accurate scientific testing etc. And yes, we live in a totally different environment than they did a 100 years ago.And do we really know if our ancestors herbal cures worked for cancer? Complimentary therapies can certainly work WITH scientifically based treatments to help fight cancer. And while I'm sure asparagus is actually good for us I would never count on it as a CURE...I think most of us here understand this...

    Love all the comics!

  • EmilyInOntario
    EmilyInOntario Member Posts: 288

    Hmm..hope my post made sense...darn chemo brain...

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 1,605

    I understood your post......EAT ASPARAGUS!

  • EmilyInOntario
    EmilyInOntario Member Posts: 288

    I buy asparagus every week now as a tribute to all of  you wonderful ladies with a sense of humour...oh..and because I like it! *L*

  • [Deleted User]
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