STFU (Shut the F*** UP)
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I'm happy for everybody for Saturday, but since I don;t work they're like one long day and darkness in between.
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Well Cami I hope today is one that makes you feel contented.
I am retired as well but we do different things on the weekend and today saw some lovely early blossom and there were lambs as well. We took MiL out for lunch. Think we have her 90th birthday sorted. She doesn't understand how we can do it because we leave for Canada and Us Sunday week. Gosh it is getting close.
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Alyson it's funny we talk about vacations and they seem distant, wham then all of a sudden it's here--This is a huge trip for u, lots of air time--I hope it's perfect too.
Shell I was thinking --to me--it's strange to go on an interview and u already know u'r maybe future boss--maybe goo, maybe not. But if u'r overqualified u really won't be happy I don't think, but maybe it's a place to start???
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Oh I can't get into well reply to my PM's for some reason, I guess I should reboot this thing, IDK it keeps kicking me out. I need sooth in the morning hahha
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Morning Cami! WHAT are you doing up so early? And whatever it was that you said on your last post, I gotcha babe! Just tell me what it is about "sooth" that you need this morning! I hope you find it, whatEVER the hell it is!
It must be something like .... ummmm...... tooth? Or maybe WTH???? I just can't figure it out. Honey, I think you should do more than reboot the thing..... just go back to bed, sleep a few more hours, and give it another TRY!!!
I think you are in need of a good chicken picture.
Okay, I've done my good deed for the day.
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Thanks for the laugh first thing this morning Chevy. You and Cami are to funny!!!!!
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Nasty headache at 3:00 am. I thought my head would explode.
I took some pills and finally fell back to sleep. In a little while I am going to try to eat some real food.lets hope this has passed.0 -
Good Morning All--
Chevy u love love to taunt me---well I will tell u a story that could make a scary movie and no more taunts. I've always been fearful of bird and one day (many years ago) I was in my home talking on the phone and I saw a bird fly right by me in the living room--I screamed bloody murder and hung up and ran (when I could) down to the basement, not knowing what to do??? A few minutes later my door bells were ringing and I slowing went up the stairs and looked out the back window and there were like 3 cop cars and 4 policeman with their guns drawn so I let them in and told them to kill the dmn thing--they thought I meant a person and I said no no a bird (which also means bad luck) was in my house---Well they all left but one and he did catch it and let it go.--I still don't know why he didn't shoot it, it was tresspassing, but it scared me (the wings flipping around) forever--The person I was talking to called the police. So u see anything that flips their wings I get all flustered. So I have a reason.Now u Know the truth and more about my sordid past.
So how is everyone this morning? I'm on my first dose of pain meds-so it helps some--I hope everyone has a decent day and the weather is beautiful so if u can get out u'll love it--We all know Chevyegg was out very early for her lb. of eggs. )It's better than a lb. of flesh)
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It's 3:35 am and I can't sleep again. Cammi - your bird story is hilarious. Trying to be quiet while I was ROTF! I just love it when you ad Chevy get started early in the morning - both of you are sooo funny, we really need to write that book, no movie, though, we need to protect the anonymity of our thread. Cammi, you are just wonderful despite the pain you have, you stay positive.
I so hope that you can eat, Vegette. I'm glad you could get the headache pain managed and get back to sleep. Is PPK near you, now? I just saw her post on TOL, think I'll go over and say hallo.
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LMBO Cam, about your sordid truth. I can see though why you have un-pleasant associations with animals that have wings.
Also....medical terminology is often confusing and your just as smart as anyone when it comes to things that turn up in your vocabulary ( field of vision ) on an irregular basis. I don't get too wiped out since I was a Medical Corpsman many years ago.....but just look up what I don't know.....which that long ago is a lot at this point.
Alyson, sure glad you and yours are fine with the recent earth movements in your area. I lived in southern California for about 25 years. My first couple of quakes were totally scary, but after a while.....it was just something to be aware about but not too frightened. You just did what you had to do ( stay away from things that could fall on your or anything glass etc. ) while one was happening and then went about your business as usual.
Lilli
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OK good news for me--well not great cuz there's nothing going to be done about it, but I mentally feel better--OK my stomach is very round and big (no other way of saying it) and now it's determined sonce I have 2 hernias in there, if I got them operated on my stomach would go down inches. haha--I am overweight but this is disgusting actually, but now I have a real reason and it will be announced to everyone I meet from now on and to those I already know --of course no one wants to operate on me, unless it's an emergency and this isn't yet so I figure I have to lighten the weight of the remote control cuz it's like the only thing I actually pick up anymore. I also have a hernia in the upper part of my stomach too--SO I HAVE 3--comtributing to my girth and I have LE in my arms and some in my legs so again I am misshapened, Good thing my head is huge it offsets my other parts.
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Let me get this straight little fraidy-cat Cami! You CALLED the cops because a little "bird" was in the house? Flying around your little house, scared to death? And he sees YOU, and it probably scared the Sh!nizzle out of him!!! ???? And so then you ran in the basement for cover???
And came out of your hiding place to meet the COPS???? And they pulled out their guns and did..... oh wait, I have to go back & read that again!
So if I am to believe you, they gently removed him/her, and let him go, and all the while with their little guns drawn??? And this bird probably CRYing, and having a heart attack, because he saw this HUMAN acting all belligerent and waving her arms and screeching???
Remember that story I told about calling the fire-department because these two little dogs in my neighbors yard....They were in dire straights, one dragging the other around, and them both howling? The fire department told me to leave them aLONE! That they were mating.
I knew that.
I said thank-you and hung up. I DIDn't know that.... I was profoundly embarrassed.
No WONDER I like you! Neither ONE of us makes any sense!
And your stomach is round? Okay, what's different about THAT??? Is all I want to know! Aren't they all? So your "girth" is in good company. My one leg/ankle matches yours.... maybe we are related? But I wear my compression stocking... That's IT!!!! Wear a compression stocking around your middle! Hernia gone! Do those ever go away on their own?
Okay.... enough of my babble.... onward to the store!
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I am so far behind, just checking in, still on oxy, oscar is still with me, haven't spoken to the lung specialist yet, just had my 3rd week of chemo, now my week off and I can catch up....hope you all are welll...missing you!!
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Welcome back Blondie. Enjoy your week off chemo.
Cami, Tippi Hedron, the actress in The Birds, was told they were going to use fake birds in that really scary scene. Hitchcock double crossed her and they were real. She was not acting when she screamed her head off. So you're in good company.
Chevy, the friend she was talking to called the police. Given the scream, it was the right thing to do.
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LittleGoats! I saw this and thought of you! I know it's a Sheep, but close enough?
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Goats -
The fainting kind.
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More goats:
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Veggy! How you doin' girl? I had seen that video once! It's because when they get excited, their muscles tense, and they seem to faint...
I just saw this one.... about a Lioness and her Cubs.... It's really sweet....
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Sheep:
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Hi all, goats did someone say goats
Cami, can I say I have some sympathy about small birds flying around the house. Have top find someone to help me get them out but I wouldn't call the cops and ours don't have guns. But I love chickens
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Oh those goats are so so cute, their little faces and ears. How sweet.
AMD MISS CHEVY I DIDN'T CALL THE COPS, my friend did when I was on the phone screaming and hung up and the cops put their guns away when I said a bird and just one stayed. Thank you wren u got it, u guys are so silly like I'd call the cops--I would have just stayed in the beasement til someone came over that's all. LOL
Veggy how are u doing today???
Let's see Ducky's gone for the week-end Mary flyabout is gone. Now not next week-end but the one after is the Holiday week-end closing summer things. OH already--I've got to get more swimming in the next couple of weeks I hope it's nice.
Thegarage sale is still going and no one is coming---I told them 3 days is way to long, everyone comes the first day so now they have to put what they didn't sell back and clean up--too much work. At least the weather was good for sitting outside.
OK this is my 3rd wake-up for the day--Now I have to stay awake and it's dfficult for me-no more pain meds--geeze they do knock me out but I do spell much better at first. Tht's weird.
Alyson isn't it super late by you now, u must be in bed. So i hope u sleep tight nd are comfortable.
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Just one of those days at the fabric store - every guest I helped seemed to have something going on with cancer and wanted to talk about it.
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Thought I was doing better until now. Just tossed my cookies again.
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OH Veggy we all thought so--damn, I'm so sorry this is hitting u hard.
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OH MISS CHEVYKNOWSITALL--Hernias can pop u'r stomach out and with 2 u'r tummy protrudes--that's my story and I'm stickin' to it and I hve a 3rd one too hahaha I laugh everytime I think of these things.
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Here is a picture of the pygmy goats that live down the road from me:
The same people also had a sheep-herding puppy at the same time. It was not long before going by.......I would see the little sheep-dog puppy herding the sheep all around the big yard they were in.
The sheep-dog puppy was purchased for cattle for the farm these people have.......and they came back laughing telling me how funny when the sheep-herding dog got old enough to go to the farm and confronted WHO he would really be herding. If dogs could faint....I do believe he might well have with the funny description they presented to me.
Lilli
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I was owned by an Australian shepherd for 14 1/2 years. They can and do herd everything from ducks to bulls and horses. So the first time I took him herding, he thought the sheep were funny smelling dogs. His light bulb finally went on, but he never really "got" it. He was a city dog, but excelled in obedience and agility. I miss him so much.
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When I was growing up the neighbors had and Australian shepherd, Buddy. She would herd us while we were playing in the backyard. Of course, we never knew it. My mom and neighbor saw it from the kitchen window and told us about it. Buddy hated when one of her charges wandered away and she would work us back into the "flock."
For many years, our county fair had sheep dog trials. It was great fun to watch especially the younger dogs. They tried so hard.
Hope all are having a good weekend.
Veggy, Did your tummy ever settle down?
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Oh those little guys are so cute--I love herder dogs--they are so friendly and herd everyone, and they are good kid pets, cuz they realy watch over them cuz they think it's their job. Very smart too.
It's the middle of the nite and I hope everyone is sleeping comfortable and Veggy I hope u feel better and are resting well.
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Camette, you just wrote us at 2:20 am - WTH?
This hour is MY purview you little FF, go to sleep!
Michelle 💛
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