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  • Chevyboy
    Chevyboy Member Posts: 10,258
    edited October 2013


    Little goats! Ha! I didn't know that! I meant to tell you, we were out driving last week, and I passed a "farm" and they had a lot of little goats in their field! Probably about 10 of them! They were sooooo cute! So tiny!


    Okay, was all of this an "upgrade" So that means from "everything working great" to nothing works at all...Ha!


    Well, I shouldn't say that..... at least I can still post.

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,893
    edited October 2013
    Probably shouldn't tell you about this b/c it's a real calorie packer. NUTELLA and salty crackers. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
  • chabba
    chabba Member Posts: 3,600
    edited October 2013
    For me it is ripe avacado smeared thickly on saltines.
  • 4sewwhat
    4sewwhat Member Posts: 1,895
    edited October 2013


    Cream cheese and fig preserves or plum jam!

  • 4sewwhat
    4sewwhat Member Posts: 1,895
    edited October 2013


    Chevy, I'm scared if you are leaving it up to me to post the pictures. You do realize that is dangerous, right?

  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 1,433
    edited October 2013


    Oh give me ritz and melted cheddar any day. Have to tell you guys, my 65 year old sister is getting a new tattoo tomorrow...a lizard, on top of that. Isnt that ridiculous? She must be going through her mid-life crisis a little late.lol. That's her "power" animal, whatever that means...

  • Chevyboy
    Chevyboy Member Posts: 10,258
    edited October 2013


    Yes, 4! That's why I said that...Ha!


    I found "Jif Whips" It is whipped peanut butter, and you can stick ANYthing in it! It is sooooooo good!


    Mary....WTH? Yes, I would like to get a few things done myself, too numerous to mention.... But I figure...."Why?" A lizard? Oh well.... guess there COULD be something worse.... like a Chicken...Ha!


    Oh man, that skank Miley is on Ellen! She is the worst excuse for a "gal" that I have ever seen! Even if she IS a billionaire, she doesn't have to act like a porn queen to GET there! I wonder what her Mother thinks. Never mind her Dad, ole' Billy probably thinks it's cute.


    She says she hates to have pictures taken of her..... Yeah, RIGHT! Sure Miley, we all believe you!


    Okay, guess I can't cut her down anymore than I have....

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,893
    edited October 2013
    Mary, how did your sister find out her POWER animal was a lizard. It's kind of an Indian culture thing. When she tells you maybe we can all find out what our POWER animals are. Like in Harry Potter they had their Patronus. Harry's was a stag.

    How is everyone doing paragraphs? Mine keep glumping all together.

    $ it's okay with me if you do pics---you find some very interesting ones.
  • ChickaD
    ChickaD Member Posts: 971
    edited October 2013


    Here is the Power Animal quiz....


    http://www.quiztron.com/tests/your_inner_power_ani_quiz_14798.htm

  • gardengumby
    gardengumby Member Posts: 4,860
    edited October 2013


    this has been a day from H@#$. Everything I've touched has turned to sh*t and I'm so incredibly glad I'm retiring that I cannot even express myself. That said... sas is the problem that you are getting bad things sent to you (and possiblyyour friends) from your own email account? That was what I had assumed. If that's not the problem, could you 'splain to me (again) what it is?


    Btw chicky took your test. I'm a cat.


    Oh yeah - sassafrass what browser and os do you use?

  • ChickaD
    ChickaD Member Posts: 971
    edited October 2013


    Miss GG...I'm a cat too!


    Meow

  • savgigi
    savgigi Member Posts: 245
    edited October 2013


    I'm a cat, too!!

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,893
    edited October 2013
    Chickie I took the test I'm a black jaguar. Poop the pic is gone. It was so cool and the description was spot on. Cool
  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,893
    edited October 2013
    Gumby, I'll be back with a sequential description. Thanks so appreciate any help. I hate to give up my email. I'm attached. I've had it for eons. :)
    I'm up to mischief :) with a bottle of wine OH MY.
  • gardengumby
    gardengumby Member Posts: 4,860
    edited October 2013


    i probably won't be back on tonight as I'm going to uncork some wine take a bath and make dinner... probably in that order. ;)

  • ChickaD
    ChickaD Member Posts: 971
    edited October 2013


    Very sexy Miss Sassafrass...black jaguar

  • camillegal
    camillegal Member Posts: 15,711
    edited October 2013
    Hi Hools--OMG all this confusion--National egg day---could that mean eggs that women have to have babies instead of chicken things for once.
    What a day---we got new AT&T for TV and OMG it's so complicated for ME, I had everything down perfectly and now I went thru the whole guide and marked what I know but it's all different on the premium channels--They show pics. OMG TV. the computer all screwed up I-started but now I will completely go insane--so if u read about a Chicago suburban elderly lady doing some crazy stuff it's me. Then the guys was here and he was georgeous and my DD said to him u look like (then she named a fottball player)and he said people have told him that--Well I said to him u'r georgeous u can pose for pics. Hmm my DD got so embarrassed, I wasn't but she was like MOM he smiled at me and winked--he loved it. I have so much to figure out with this.
    Mary I'm so glad u'll be with Jordan Sunday--it'll make u feel so good inside.
    I got my Diarhhea back today, it stopped for 2 days--Stupid chit.

    That scan someone tell me exactly word for word how to do it please.

    Leave it to 4 to find that disgusting pic. but u should have made us guess what it was--Well Chevy would know--BTW I was a virgin when I got married and when we were married I could not figure out why 1 minute for that act was such a sin. And I thought what a joke to stay a virgin, I wouldn't have married him. So after my divorce I tested the waters more.

    Alyson I like the picture of a box for the rubbers. LOL When I was younger I used to work part time at a pharmacy and when I had to price things and it was rubbers I would only price a few--So the cashier (even me) would have to announce Price check on blah blah--I don't have a clue why I did the things I did ever.
    I'm blabbering I know just took some meds and whooooooo
  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,893
    edited October 2013
    Cami you are absolutely priceless. I totally love your humor.(promise I've only had two glasses of wine, but expect to finish the bottle, small bottle not a big one). Loved your misspelling of gorgeous as "georgeous". Made me think immediately of George Clooney. He is the epitome of gorgeous. His eyes are to dream for, they look right through us. His whole face says I absolutely love and respect women. He adored his MOM, Rosemary Clooney, saw an interview once. She raised him well. (paragraph) So understand using a clicker. Push the wrong button and no picture. (paragraph) Call we can talk scan. (paragraph) One minute, you got robbed. Glad you experimented. I hate to move on to a new guy now b/c it's waaayyyyyy beyond one minute. Hey at 63, risking finding a guy that doesn't need pills AND knows what to do.
  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,893
    edited October 2013
    Ckickie I feel powerful--A Black Jaguar---the line with it was so cool too. But the page wouldn't hyperlink. Bummer.
  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,893
    edited October 2013
    Does remind me of a story as a young nurse. (Always a story:) Fall 1974--Had a patient going for open heart surgery in the morning. Did the pre-op teaching. He says " I just have one question?" I'm thinking GWAD I hope I have an answer. He says " Can you make sure they put my tiger back together right?" He had a Bengal tiger tattoed over his entire chest. It was a georgeous tiger I must admit. BUTI did think, what is this man thinking? !974 open heart surgery was still new. His greatest concern was his TAT was sewn back together correctly. I decided it was a lesson. Lesson: What we may perceive, may not be what is.
  • chabba
    chabba Member Posts: 3,600
    edited October 2013
    We are quite a feline bunch. I'm a cat too.
  • chabba
    chabba Member Posts: 3,600
    edited October 2013
    In the '70s every condom manufacturer or wholesaler wanting to do business in WA State had to submit samples for testing annually. One year we inflated them all (had an air machine for the testing) and used them to decorare the whole place for Christmas. I think the colored ones looked better as decorations than they did in the bedroom!
  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,893
    edited October 2013
    CHABBA ROTFLOL. You had to evaluate rubbers. or just use them as xmas decorations? You have lead an interesting life girl. So many stories. Cool
  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,893
    edited October 2013
    We're all cats so far. The science part of me finds that entirely intriguing. What kind of cats? That's intriguing. Cats are elusive, endearing, selective, independent, all knowing, demanding when their needs aren't meet, don't put up with chit, make their own fun, demand fun, are loyal as long as you have their trust, phycic, Love catnip(a form of pot). WHAT DID I MISS?
  • 4sewwhat
    4sewwhat Member Posts: 1,895
    edited October 2013


    I was a cat, went back and changed most of the answers just to see what would happen. Still a cat!!


    image

  • juliaanna
    juliaanna Member Posts: 575
    edited October 2013


    I'm a snake !

  • spookiesmom
    spookiesmom Member Posts: 8,178
    edited October 2013


    uh, Sas, hate to pop your bubble about George Clooney. Rosemary was his aunt. His parents are Nick and Nina. His dad was a news anchor on channel 12 in Cincinnati for many years. And Nick was a VERY good looking man. The family still lives in Ky.


    Here's another piece of trivia. Jerry Springer was Mayor of Cincinnati until he paid a prostitute with a check that bounced.


    Lived through that chit in good ole Cincinnati.

  • marywh
    marywh Member Posts: 1,433
    edited October 2013


    Im a frigging snake! The one animal that I absolutely cant stand!

  • spookiesmom
    spookiesmom Member Posts: 8,178
    edited October 2013


    me too! The only "good" snake is a dead snake. UGH.


    But it did seem to fit me

  • sas-schatzi
    sas-schatzi Member Posts: 15,893
    edited October 2013
    Spookie why did it seem to fit you? details

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