OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid
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hehehe... So nice to wake up to your laughs ladies!!
So did anyone get the one about... dairy and cancer... aparantly Chinese women don't get cancer because they don't have dairy in their food.... So we have to stop drinking milk, eating yogurt, and cheese for the rest of our lives... Don't worry too much about your vitamin D and Calcium,.. Osteoporosis won't kill us!
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I monitor my ph etc but these people who honestly think its a cure are just nuts. I think its all in moderation and that maybe these things will help prevent further spread ...in my humble opinion LOL. Never heard of Guyobana...but then we wouldnt if the huge pharmacies are conspiring again LOL. Oh has the baking soda diet been added here yet? I already knew vinegar was a cure cause a friend of mine's,freinds mom used it and she is cured too. Wow we are doing something wrong ladies..all these people have the cure and I feel so stupid for not paying attention to them.
Marjie..and use the laundry soap with breast cancer label just in case its our soap that caused breast cancer. LOL
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I have been offline for the past day and a half and still have one and a half pages to catch up on, but Salma's post about the boob job struck a nerve. My SIL also felt intimidated by me and when my daughter died she said she was glad that she would be able to use the name now! People can be so hurtful when jealousy drives them.
Ladyinbama, my heart is with you as you face yet another Big C.
Now to continue on the next page and a half.
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So then, how does Breast Cancer dog food help??? Do we have to eat it?
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Meece, that has to be one of the worst, most hurtful things I have ever heard. Most of us can handle a pain the involve only ourselves but to involve our loved ones, especially at a time like that is the work of the devil himself. I do not have the words to express my sympathy for your or my contempt for your SIL.
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Meece, I'm so sorry about your daughter -- and your SIL -- wow. Words fail me.
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But the reason I came here is, this thread is hilarious!
If anybody can, you genius ladies can figure out the alchemy required to incorporate both vinegar and lemons AND maintain an alkaline balance, and avoid dairy as Chinese women do AND eat that cottage cheese with flaxseed for every meal!
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Meece - what your SIL said is beyond stupid. It's outrageous. I'm SO sorry!!! But you know what? People like that are not even worth letting it upset you.
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Bookart - just don't inhale
Dragonfly - you're so smart. You NAILED it! That's why we found so many asparagus pictures. It's a whole NETWORK!! Cure guy isn't a lone wolf - there are asparagus sleeper cells everywhere! We need to find them & freeze their assets. puff puff...pass
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(((((Meece)))) I will send you a Tshirt for your SIL.
My delivery truck just arrived. Maybe this is why you can't find asparagus in the stores.
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Humor aside---Meece... I am beyond outraged by your SIL! The loss of a child is uncomparable to any pain in the world... may you find peace and solace in memories of good times...and knowing she is now in peace..
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Ok...here it is ladies! The email about asparagus.
Asparagus -- Who Knew?
This is from a friend
My Mom had been taking the full-stalk canned style
Asparagus that she pureed and she took 4 tablespoons in
The morning and 4 tablespoons later in the day. She did
This for over a month. She is on chemo pills for Stage 3
Lung cancer in the pleural area and her cancer cell
Count went from 386 down to 125 as of this past week.
Her oncologist said she does not need to see him for 3
Months.
THE ARTICLE:
Several years ago, I had a man seeking asparagus for a
Friend who had cancer. He gave me a photocopied copy of
An article, entitled, Asparagus for cancer 'printed in
Cancer News Journal, December 1979. I will share it
Here, just as it was shared with me: I am a biochemist,
And have specialized in the relation of diet to health
For over 50 years. Several years ago, I learned of the
Discovery of Richard R. Vensal, D.D.S. That asparagus
Might cure cancer. Since then, I have worked with him on
His project. We have accumulated a number of favorable
Case histories. Here are a few examples:
Case No. 1, A man with an almost hopeless case of
Hodgkin's disease (cancer of the lymph glands) who was
Completely incapacitated. Within 1 year of starting the
Asparagus therapy, his doctors were unable to detect any
Signs of cancer, and he was back on a schedule of
Strenuous exercise.
Case No. 2, a successful businessman 68 years old who
Suffered from cancer of the bladder for 16 years. After
Years of medical treatments, including radiation without
Improvement, he went on asparagus. Within 3 months,
Examinations revealed that his bladder tumor had
Disappeared and that his kidneys were normal.
Case No. 3, a man who had lung cancer. On March 5th
1971, he was put on the operating table where they found
Lung cancer so widely spread that it was inoperable. The
Surgeon sewed him up and declared his case hopeless. On
April 5th he heard about the Asparagus therapy and
Immediately started taking it By August, x-ray pictures
Revealed that all signs of the cancer had disappeared..
He is back at his regular business routine.
Case No. 4, a woman who was troubled for a number of
Years with skin cancer. She finally developed different
Skin cancers which were diagnosed by the acting
Specialist as advanced. Within 3 months after starting
On asparagus, her skin specialist said that her skin
Looked fine and no more skin lesions. This woman
Reported that the asparagus therapy also cured her
Kidney disease, which started in 1949. She had over 10
Operations for kidney stones, and was receiving
Government disability payments for an inoperable,
Terminal, kidney condition. She attributes the cure of
This kidney trouble entirely to the asparagus.
I was not surprised at this result, as `The elements of
Material medica', edited in 1854 by a Professor at the
University of Pennsylvania , stated that asparagus was
Used as a popular remedy for kidney stones. He even
Referred to experiments, in 1739, on the power of
Asparagus in dissolving stones. Note the dates!
We would have other case histories but the medical
Establishment has interfered with our obtaining some of
The records. I am therefore appealing to readers to
Spread this good news and help us to gather a large
Number of case histories that will overwhelm the medical
Skeptics about this unbelievably simple and natural remedy..
For the treatment, asparagus should be cooked before
Using, and therefore canned asparagus is just as good as
Fresh. I have corresponded with the two leading canners
Of asparagus, Giant and Stokely, and I am satisfied that
These brands contain no pesticides or preservatives.
Place the cooked asparagus in a blender and liquefy to
Make a puree, and store in the refrigerator. Give the
Patient 4 full tablespoons twice daily, morning and
Evening. Patients usually show some improvement in from
2-4 weeks. It can be diluted with water and used as a
Cold or hot drink. This suggested dosage is based on
Present experience, but certainly larger amounts can do
No harm and may be needed in some cases. As a biochemist
I am convinced of the old saying that `what cures can
Prevent.' Based on this theory, my wife and I have been
Using asparagus puree as a beverage with our meals. We
Take 2 tablespoons diluted in water to suit our taste
With breakfast and with dinner. I take mine hot and my
Wife prefers hers cold. For years we have made it a
Practice to have blood surveys taken as part of our
Regular checkups. The last blood survey, taken by a
Medical doctor who specializes in the nutritional
Approach to health, showed substantial improvements in
all categories over the last one, and we can attribute
these improvements to nothing but the asparagus drink.
As a biochemist, I have made an extensive study of all
aspects of cancer, and all of the proposed cures... As a
result, I am convinced that asparagus fits in better
with the latest theories about cancer.
Asparagus contains a good supply of protein called
histones, which are believed to be active in controlling
cell growth.. For that reason, I believe asparagus can
be said to contain a substance that I call cell growth
normalizer. That accounts for its action on cancer and
in acting as a general body tonic. In any event,
regardless of theory, asparagus used as we suggest, is a
harmless substance. The FDA cannot prevent you from
using it and it may do you much good. It has been
reported by the US National Cancer Institute, that
asparagus is the highest tested food containing
glutathione, which is considered one of the body's most
potent anticarcinogens and antioxidants.
Please send this article to everyone in your Address Book.
The most unselfish act one can ever do is paying forward
all the kindness one has received, even to the most undeserved person0 -
So each of these "brilliant" patients stopped all of their medical intervention and relied soley on pureed asparagus (Processed, canned no less) and their cancer or other health issues vitually disappeared. That is so good that they would trust an email or newspaper article enough to drop all other treatments so that they can be assured that their remission could be credited to asparagus.
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Isn't D.D.S a dentist??? If my dentist tells me asparagus will cure me I'm switching dentists.
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Meece: I had no idea about your daughter and your SIL is a piece of work. She goes beyond getting a t-shirt in my opinion. So sorry!
Re: Baking soda cure--the so called dr. who came up with this "cure" lost his onc license to practice!
Thank you all for keeping this thread going as it gives me a laugh to start my day!
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This just in from my crazy mother:
MEDICAL RESEARCH
Australian Medical Association researchers have found that patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.
*It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better....*
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OMG, did someone slip me chicken blood? Cuz I'm cackling over that one! 0
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Makraz, I have been back reading - haven't been here in a few days and just laughed out loud at the t-shirt photo...hell, I"m laughing as I write this too. I LOVE that shirt. Thanks for the laughter.
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Whenever I see this thread pop up on active topics I start smiling before I even read anything!
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DITTO! I'm too pooped to write anything ... but apparently I can still laugh my a$$ off!!
Puff puff (it helps the nausea!!)) passing
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Thanks J9W. Let's hope you never need one!
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Meece...your SIL goes beyond stupid...I'd class her as "moron"..
According to the author of The Doctor Who Cures Cancer...you can be cured in two weeks if you eat habanero pepper and garlic sandwiches 3 times a day. Yikes...
Makraz...can you send that asparagus truck my way when you're done?
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Just reloading at the asparagus factory. It's on it's way too you!
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I doubt habanero peppers and garlic sandwiches will cure cancer, but maybe they will keep the stupid people away from you, oh wait,,,they're too stupid to realize you stink!
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Its sure is for the other side Linda............
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Sheila, I heard you have been hording the asparagus truck. Move it along. Are you puffing to many asaparagus?
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Do you know it was illegal years back for women to serve Asparagus.
Do you know why?
I do.
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Tell us!
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I can't wait to hear this Sheila
and BTW, we could all meet in Stockton california next month for the Asparagus festival http://asparagusfest.com/
They're even served Deep Fried!
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