OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

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  • sheila888
    sheila888 Posts: 9,611
    MAYBE...they really resemblance each other.Surprised
  • Dotti - you & your son made the sweetest image

  • veggy
    veggy Posts: 4,150

    I wonder if Suzann Sommers is hiding him?

  • sheila888
    sheila888 Posts: 9,611
    HAHAHA veggy.Wink
  • Meece
    Meece Posts: 10,618

    Why would she be hiding him?

  • veggy
    veggy Posts: 4,150

    There's a thread here called - Suzanne Sommers is on Dateline Tonight. She said she had breast cancer and was cured but it turned out that she had some kind of virus instead and blah, blah, blah.

  • makratz
    makratz Posts: 1,605

    Maybe Suzanne Sommers is the Cure Guy and doesn't want anyone to know!

  • Meece
    Meece Posts: 10,618

    Gee, I think I would want to fake havign BC, because the real thing is just soooooo fun!!!

  • What about cabbage or green beans? I sense a revolutionary war approaching.

  • Laurie09
    Laurie09 Posts: 29

    I think the BC cure guy is Elvis, and he's in hiding... which would explain 2 of the worlds big mysteries.  Laughing

    CrazyKitties, absolutely, cabbage and green beans are in there, too.  We could make a BC stir fry with asparagus, cauliflower, broccoli, cabbage, green beans, and marijuana. And garlic and turmeric.   

  •   Laurie09

    And red wine, and male strippers, and swimming pools, and goddess parties, and mineral baths, and, and, and....

    ELVIS IS NOT DEAD.

  • makratz
    makratz Posts: 1,605

    I think I can smell that cure cooking....or is it Elvis?

  • It's his ghost, they still haven't figured out how to get the bacon smell out of ghosts from Memphis.

  • makratz
    makratz Posts: 1,605

    The bacon that was wrapped around the asparagus?

  • makratz
    makratz Posts: 1,605

    I was just on FB and found this as a friends status:

    thankfully, there are smart people to let others know they are stupid! How would anyone ever know?

  • Laurie09
    Laurie09 Posts: 29

    Bahahaha! 

  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Posts: 412

    my husband works a second job in a local grocery store, i should tell him to bogart all the asparagus for us!!

  • makratz
    makratz Posts: 1,605

    As long as he's not bogarting that joint!

  • So..are we looking for Cure Guy in a sequined suit now?

    " Cure Guy has left the building.."

  • beccad
    beccad Posts: 189

    Elvis is not dead and neither is Jummy Hoffa.  They have just gone home to smoke with the Cure Guy.

  • Estel
    Estel Posts: 2,780

    bacon ... did someone mention bacon?

  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Posts: 412

    bacon wrapped asparagus, roasted with lemon and garlic, oh yeah and cauliflower,

    as long as captain morgan is involved it's gotta be good right?

    having another cup of "funny tea" tonight

    sip sip pass...

  • Mazy1959
    Mazy1959 Posts: 254

    LOLOLOL..Had to stop in and get my laffs for the day.

    A well intentioned "fair weather friend" once told me that I should go online and to the library and compile a list of everything that is believed  cause cancer. Then omit all those things from my diet, and dont use anything else non edible, etc in my home. A week or so later she asked if I had done "my" reseacrh LOL. I kinda smiled and asked her if she honestly thought that was the answer. She told me that she knew it was the way to cure because she had told another lady about it and that lady was already cured...........in 5 days!!!!!. Can u believe it?? ROFLMAO. I responded by telling her that she really needed to look into this research for herself. And then I hurt her feeings when I said..."Do you honestly think for one minute that you are the first person to ever think of that? Get Real"

    That asparagus is sounding real good about now LOLOL

  • I have to get my kids to school, but i cant let go of this thread! You´re killing me ladies! (they can skip the first class, cant they?) (oooh keeey catch you later)

  • makratz
    makratz Posts: 1,605

    My kids just left, Thank God!  LOVE them to pieces but they make me want to smoke some asparagus! 

    Captain Morgan is always welcome here.  I think I saw him with the Cure Guy.  They both had one leg up and one arm up, holding something in a glass.  Pureed Asparagus juice?

  • thegood5
    thegood5 Posts: 284

    just have to share my good news that my bone sternum biopsy just came back benign!  time to go hit the Capt. to celebrate!

  • veggy
    veggy Posts: 4,150

    Time to celebrate!!! Great news thegood5!!!!

  • Meece
    Meece Posts: 10,618
    Happy Dacing for you, thegood5,
  • makratz
    makratz Posts: 1,605

    YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Don't forget to mix a little asparagus and cauliflower in your drink!

  • thegood5 -   Yea!!  May you find asparagus growing in your yard!