OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

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  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 1,605

    LOL!!  Love to hear about the resting garlic.

  • Meece
    Meece Member Posts: 10,618

    Do you need to give it a pillow while it rests?

  • Meece
    Meece Member Posts: 10,618

    I just think of all the times I ate garlic, and it could have been curing me, but I didn't let it rest.  Ah, the waste!

  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 631

    A lulaby perhaps?

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 1,605

    I have mine resting on a bed of angel hair pasta.  I'm hoping the angel helps with the cure.

  • MBJ
    MBJ Member Posts: 3,671

    A pillow, LOL!  How about a blanket?  We want to maximise it's rest time!

  • Meece
    Meece Member Posts: 10,618

    That's it!  I am going to put a music box in my kitchen.  I love kitchen gadgets!

  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 412

    fuzzylemon, just wanted to say, i love your pic!! you look great!!

    makraz, that's exactly how i like my garlic to rest too!!!

  • HeidiToo
    HeidiToo Member Posts: 965

    Girl Friday- no, his name is MacFry and he is our resident pachyderm. Here he is in Mexico on break from looking for CC Guy:

  • janet in virginia
    janet in virginia Member Posts: 923

    Elvis just spotted ducking out back door of Vegas hotel with cure guy.

  • Teal3Pink1
    Teal3Pink1 Member Posts: 57

    Perhaps some garlic is just uptight and needs ativan or ambien to rest properly.

    Once when I was helping at a table for Gilda's Club at a health fair, a lady walked up and saw the sign and said, "Cancer?! I don't want none of that!" and then practically ran away before the cancer could catch her. I replied, "Sorry. No free samples today."

    Seriously! Did she think it would jump out of my body into hers? There are not enough signs!

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 1,605

    Here you go!  Feel free to pass them out to anyone who is stupid this weekend!

  • Teal3Pink1
    Teal3Pink1 Member Posts: 57

    Those are great shirts!

    Now if we can only find the cure guy... 

  • EmilyInOntario
    EmilyInOntario Member Posts: 288

    I'm still here..checking in to see the newest developments. Had chemo today so going to go have a rest with my garlic....

  • catbill
    catbill Member Posts: 102
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  • mbtlcsw01
    mbtlcsw01 Member Posts: 250

    Emily rest well.  I need quite a few of those t shirts.  I'm sticking with my evening merlot as my cure and my grandson.  Oh and I am allowing my garlic to rest over the weekend.

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

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    Resting Garlic

  • janet in virginia
    janet in virginia Member Posts: 923

    catbill - looks pretty darn suspicious to me.  Maybe it's a Trojan Horse and all of the asparagus cure people hide inside of it at night. 

  • Estel
    Estel Member Posts: 2,780

    veggy - Love it!  Truly made me laugh out loud!  Laughing

     Resting garlic - hahahahaha! 

  • bookart
    bookart Member Posts: 210

    Just a FYI - keep your hands off your own or someone else's privates after handling peppers - found that one out the hard way.  YOWSA!  My garlic is resting just fine right now - it's tired from dancing all last night.

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737

    So that is the problem, I knew something was wrong. I didn't let my garlic rest

  • Elizabeth1959
    Elizabeth1959 Member Posts: 78

    I tucked my garlic in early last night, so it could get a good nights sleep. I placed its head next to the asparagus.  They like to cuddle.

  • GirlFriday
    GirlFriday Member Posts: 203

    catbill: That's awesome...I've been there and I don't remember the giant!  Oh how I miss the mid-west and the ridiculous town sculptures! 

  • badger
    badger Member Posts: 24,938

    I always liked the one in Strawberry Point, Iowa.

  • GirlFriday
    GirlFriday Member Posts: 203

    HeidiToo:  I love MacFry!  I'm sure he's an excellent sleuth!  Pachyderms have excellent memories, and in MacFry's case, excellent fashion sense too! 

  • thegood5
    thegood5 Member Posts: 284
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  • thegood5
    thegood5 Member Posts: 284

    ok, if vampires could have something to do with the CG, I would want it to be Edward, but look who I found with him...do you think Edward and Elvis are start up a whole group of famous vampires?

  • Ellie1959
    Ellie1959 Member Posts: 73

    Hey - my grandfather was born in Strawberry Point- I've always been inordinately proud of that! In Dubuque (my hometown and where I've always lived) we have the coolest Grant Wood lookalike sculpture in the world - but I can't get it to copy - will be back - E

  • flopsy
    flopsy Member Posts: 43

    I heard that it was my anti-perspirant that caused my BC from a well meaning lady.  Think we should make sure we all have BO so we can prevent reoccurence.(HA_HA)!!!

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    If our BO is bad enough it might keep the stupid people away.