OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid
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Congrats on Jacob!! What a cutie!
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Mary - grandchildren are wonderful gifts! I'm so jealous! Told my young adult kids that if they don't get married and start having kids soon, I was going to make them both sit on Santa's knees next year and that was going to be the pic on my Christmas cards
Maybe Santa knows where the cure guy is.
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Congrats thegood5..awesome news! * having a glass of asparagus puree in your honour *
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cookie...Well we did talk about eating habanero peppers but this cure sounds like you rub them on yourself??
mbt ...Congrats on the new grandson Jacob!
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Me too Emily!! I don't think I would like to rub habaneros on me. I once cut up jalapenos for my DH and rubbed my eye....OUCH!!! Never again!
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Congrats to both thegood5 and Mary!
I too have had the unfortunate accident of rubbing my eye after cutting a jalapeno, not fun! Hmmm, maybe habaneros was the secret ingredient in the mysterious black salve??? Along with tumeric, pureed asparagus, lemon juice..... Oooo maybe that's the answer, just throw it all into a blender injest a cup and then take a mud bath in it all!! Not only will it cure cancer but it's also one hell of a spa treatment!
Captain is good but Jack has always been my best friend, lol!
sip, sip, pass
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Sipping, passing. Jack is good too! I think Jack, Captain, Malibu and Jose kill anything that's bad that's in us! Well, that's my theory and I'm sticking to it!
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ooh and don't forget Jim (Beam) ~ bourbon ~ now that's something to sip sip sip pass
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p.s. Mary, your new grandbaby is beautiful!!
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Okay..who wants to go first and rub some of this on?
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Not me, I haven't had enough bourbon yet!
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asparagus are on sale for $1.49/#...so of course, I bought 2#'s.....love them...but still waiting for the magic cure
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For that price Iwould have bought a 10#!
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Me too!!
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The cure for when you get hab pepper in your eye is to flush the eyes with milk.
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New!! Just in!! One I haven't seen before! And this was actually delivered yesterday to my house! Get your pens out ladies ... these may be the CURE!
1. Dang Gui Longhui Wan (Chinese patent medicine)
(What the ... ???)
2. Unpolished Brown Rice
(Never heard of a polished rice ... )
3. A super long list of all the fruits and vegetables ever created (natually includes asparagus)
(Eat them ... all. All day long. Every day.)
4. Cook all spouts slightly (except alfalfa)
5. Let your garlic rest for 10 minutes before use (raises cancer fighting component)
6. Eat seven servings of whole grain food and include 5 different types of grain foods in your diet per week.
(Don't start getting full yet ... there's a lot more to eat!)
7. Eat 10 raw almonds everyday
8. Eat as many tomatoes as you possiboly can.
9. Eat a lot of tart cherries
10. Drink Beet Juice, carrot juice, fresh cabbage juice, asparagus juice often
11. Drink spring or steam distilled water only
12. Limit your dairy products
13. Do not consume anything containing alcohol or caffeine
14. Do not eat any animal protein
15. Do not eat farmed fish
16. There is a Fasting section as well ... yeah, I'm skipping that ...
17. Take coffee enemas alternated with enemas made by adding 1 ounce of fresh wheatgrass juice to one cup of water.
18. Check radon levels in your home and avoid using the microwave
19. Avoid chemicals (cleaning, hair products, paint ... all of it)
20. DO NOT TAKE DRUGS ...
(I am so screwed)
There's more ... but I'll let ya digest these first!! LOL!!! Yeah - I know what "caused" my cancer now ...
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Darlene. Really???
Let my garlic rest???? What was it doing that made it so tired?
I am screwed too!
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Do you let your garlic rest after removing it from the bag from the grocery store? Perhaps after you break the head into individual cloves ot once they are peeled. If you slice or press them they are most certainly dead, do they still need to rest?
So many questions. If you do it wrong, do you catch cancer?
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You might be on to something Meece. Maybe a vampire has the cure??
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Then could this be Cure Guy?
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How did I catch cancer when I was running away from it as fast as I could. Next time I'll make sure my dead garlic cloves rest longer.
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While you were running, were you swinging your bra above your head?
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Who needs a bra when I no longer have a breast?
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I think that's him Meece!!
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Well, Elizabeth, if you weren't wearing it before, and you happened to be twiling it over your head, you may have caught cancer in one of the cups.
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hot pepper in eye remedies
http://www.ehow.com/list_6300470_remedies-hot-pepper-eye.html
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Wish I had thought to Google that Wednesday night. FDIL was chopping Jalapenos for dinner and she got some in her eye. She was one miserable girl.
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Shhhhhhhh. Keep it down. My garlic is resting.
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Was that Babar on the pirate ship? Do you think he knows Mr. CC?
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The only rest my garlic needs to have is from the bad breath I get after eating it, lol!
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