OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

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  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Member Posts: 2,285

    I'm new to all of this.  Have you tried drinking the wine and then (gently) hitting Stupid over the head with the bottle

  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 631

    That has to be a CURE!!!  LOL ... suggestion absorbed and plan in place!!

  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Member Posts: 2,285

    you sound like my kind of girl  LOL

  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Member Posts: 2,285

    now all we have to do is find some place where they can keep their asparagus

  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 631

    DITTO!!  I have a great "Whack a Mole" visual going on right now!! 

  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Member Posts: 2,285

    Bad girl

  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 631

    LOL ... ooooohhhhh yeah ...

    puff puff sip sip snort snort nibble nibble and pass ...

  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Member Posts: 2,285

    still laughing

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 1,605

    Love the poem too!!

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 1,605
  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 631

    Don't even try ... that one is not curable ...

  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 412

    oh my god, my jaw fell off my face!!! lol!! fuzzylemon is right, not curable!

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 1,605

    Do you think he peed a little and thought "I can pull my pants up real high and no one will notice?"  Then peed a little more?

  • veggy
    veggy Member Posts: 4,150

    He needs some bounty.

  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 412

    it's like a bad train wreck, i can't stop looking at it!!

    yes! some bounty would "cure" his woes!!

  • HollyinMich
    HollyinMich Member Posts: 57

    Hmmm, the cure guy must have relocated to Equador!

    http://www.quantumcancermanagement.com/

    Apparently root canals are the root (pun intended) of all of our problems!  Also cancer can be cured using color therapy to channel energies downward and inward.  I'm channeling a little bit of A Mighty Wind about now.  Wondering if Christopher Guest has been the cure guy all along!

  • hdangelbaby
    hdangelbaby Member Posts: 412

    asparagus on sale for $1.49 here, gotta get some i guess! lol!!!

    thought about this thread and was laughing out loud when i was looking at the grocery store flyer and saw the asparagus on sale. my husband looked at me and  said "what's funny about the grocery flyer?" i said "asparagus" and kept laughing

    i think he thinks i have officially lost it... and i think he is right!! lol!!

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 1,605

    Asparagus is stil 3.99 here.  I am waiting for the lower prices although I keep buying it every week since I want to stay cured.  That and bacon.

    Holly........ummmmm......I've never had a root canal.  DANG!  Does that mean I have oral problems that I just don't know about yet?  Should I call the dentist and make an appointment for a root canal.  At least I can tell him that the inflicted tooth is on the roght side since that's the side I had breast cancer on.  I'm sure he will see the logic in that!

  • HollyinMich
    HollyinMich Member Posts: 57

    Hmmm, good point!  I have had a root canal but it was on the non-affected side.  Oh crap, I guess that means I'm going to end up with BC on the other side!  Oh, but wait, I had that breast removed too.  Whew, I'm safe!

    Lol, I love how Equador being as third world as it is apparently has more funding for research than all of the superpowers combined to have figured out the cure!

  • dutchgirl6
    dutchgirl6 Member Posts: 322

    Does this mean that they don't do root canals in Ecuador?  I had on one my left side a couple of years ago, and that is the side that had breast cancer on, hmmm maybe there is a connection.  I also had one on my right side years ago, does that mean I will have bc in my right breast?  Oh well, at least it won't come as a surprise.

  • Meece
    Meece Member Posts: 10,618

    That is scary because I had a tooth break while in chemo, but on the opposite side.  After Chemo, I had a root canal on it.  I am in deep doo doo now!

  • Elizabeth1959
    Elizabeth1959 Member Posts: 78

    I never have had a root canal.  How come I got cancer?

    Fuzzy Lemon,  I LOVE YOUR POEM

  • GirlFriday
    GirlFriday Member Posts: 203

    I haven't had a root canal either!

    But I bet at least 93% of us do not eat chocolate with our bacon, or let our garlic rest!

  • janet in virginia
    janet in virginia Member Posts: 923

    Cure Guy is at it again.  I read somewhere to prevent cancer you should avoid ANY canals at all costs  - esp. the Panama Canal.

  • HeidiToo
    HeidiToo Member Posts: 965
    Garlic Warning!!!!! Must Read This is terrible!!!!!!!!
     

     
     
     
    OMG... this is really terrible. And I have been touting the benefits of Garlic for years!!!
    I hope this doesn't happen to anyone I recommended it to.
     
    GARLIC WARNING!!
     
    For years, Doctors and scientists have told us                               
    that some foods are good for us, only to be
    told later that they bad for us, and again they tell us
    that some food's are bad for us, and all the time
    they've been good for us... and there doesn't seem
    to be much proof either way to suggest what is
    good or bad... until now, that is.
                                   

    Garlic is definitely BAD for us if it's true that...
    "You Are What You Eat."
     






  • Alyad
    Alyad Member Posts: 174

    OMG! that's awful!

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 1,605

    HELP!!! I need to wash my eyes with bleach now!

  • TifJ
    TifJ Member Posts: 804

    OMG is right!!! I don't even want to know how you came upon this picture! Did you google "garlic butt" and this appeared??!!

  • TifJ
    TifJ Member Posts: 804

    I don't think bleach will even help- get some sulfuric acid!!!

  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 631

    Ooh my ... I didn't realize that photo of me escaped ... this is so em-bare-ass-ing ...