OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid
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Actually ladies, it was an email and.... well.... I just had to share, being a cure and all....
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Janet - You mean I got this because I LIVE on a canel? I can go back to all my old bad habits if I just move? Naaah, don't think so.
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I have returned...my travels in search of the Cancer Cure Guy landed me flopped on my sofa for a week...tricky sucker put an ice patch at the base of my steps and yep, you guessed it, on my way to Texas to interview the former knocked up girlfriend, I hit that thing and kaboom - down I went! Knocked myself out on the corner of my RV and ended up with a mild concussion. Each day after for a week, some new oddity appeared - my brusitis acted up (from holding onto the railing), my numb arm and fingers returned and I am not able to give up the cane anytime soon - I am having a return visit to have my head examined in about an hour - will let you know the prognosis - either I have totally lost my marbles or the Cancer Cure Guy is holding them hostage and going to ransom what little was left as long as I give up the search...since there was little left (and I seem pretty functional without it), he can keep the marbles until I find him and take them back...
Onward....LowRider
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Lowrider, are you REALLY the Cure guy (gal)????
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Lowrider ... tuck and roll baby ... tuck and roll!! As a Master Concussionist (18 that I can remember) ... need some Cure for that headache?
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AFTER my mastectomy, someone I know was horrified that a doctor "DID THAT" to my body. "Couldn't you have reversed the cancer with prayer and a better diet?" Sigh....I lost my conscience contact with God, and when I realized that, hung up. : )
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Prayer and a better diet. Now that makes sense!
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Looks like THAT garlic has been resting TOO much!
Lowrider - hope you're OK!!!! We need you in the hunt.
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OMG - if I would have had that booty, I could've made size 48DDD's when I did reconstruction !
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Holy doodle..what a frightening picture...how do I keep my garlic from EVER waking up?
Lowrider..was wondering where you got to..hope you recover quickly!
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Whack that garlic over the head with a bottle of wine (empty bottle of wine that is) ... that outta keep 'em quite for a while
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Definitely an empty bottle of wine. You wouldn't want to spill any, what a waste!
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Gag, cough..OMG. I feel like I need to shower or something LOL
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I may never be able to eat garlic again (LOL)!
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sure hope I don't see that visual next time I eat roasted garlic!!!!
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I can't believe someone actually posed for that one.
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Wouldn't that be uncomfortable?
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My thought too.
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Next time I'm having a bad day... I'll just have to say to myself "At least I'm not her thong!" Can you imagine how hard it's working?
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There comes a point that fabric just can't stretch any further and it becomes tight, like a piano wire. OUCH!
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Ok I just found this thread after it was reccomened, I now think I need mind bleach after that picture, GROSSSSS!
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Quick get that "garlic lady" to Tiger Woods. She is obviously the cure for sex addiction!!
Now back to the cure for stupid...
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Cure Guy is targeting pets too! Keep your pets INSIDE!!
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My childhood dog had BC, maybe I should have fed her Asparagus!
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Ok, doc officially declared head examined! (and I am blessed to continue to be able to have it - albeit minus a few marbles). Vehicle is still packed (had to toss the aspargus and get fresh) so again, I am off to find the formerly knocked up chick in Texas - hope the spring flooding on the route doesn't have me having to deploy the pontoons - but I am ready for it!
Tin foil hat on, fresh garlic and coffee on board and south I go...yea, yea, I know get a Blackberry but can't just yet - contract is up in a week so perhaps then - kinda like the droid though....
Will report in at the Iowa border - have to stop in the casino and toss a few coins in the slots - feeling lucky today...
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As long as you are taking garlic, and not looking like it, I think you'll do just fine, Lowrider.
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Maybe it was a pregnant guy we are looking for?
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Do you think so? If so, I think I have seen him on the West Coast!
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That garlic pic was just GROSS - just ish! But a rather good likeness...LOL Gives new meaning to 'elephant garlic'...
Oh Emily...do we have an updated recipe? I think things kinda got derailed after the garlic pic - since I was pretty much stuck on the sofa for a week, I have only been able to do partial treatments so the front of me is a lovely shade of green while the back of me is quite pale - and due to the inability of running for the bathroom, all the coffee has had to be ingested by mouth - which, just to let you all know - taking in that much coffee my mouth STILL sends one running for the bathroom and it was very difficult to remain still and sleeping didn't happen much at all so - consider just eliminating all but the cup or two in the am by mouth when unable to do the enema portion. Just an FYI....*belch*
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Lowrider...will update the recipe in a day or two. So traumatized by garlic butt pic that I am almost catatonic. ( okay..well to be honest..actually this is day 6 after chemo and I can hardly put two words together in a sentence yet but we'll blame it on the picture...)
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