OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid
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Oh there she is! * handing over the 5356 orders she took over the weekend*
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My bikini line could be used as bras and panties, I mean is there really a different when it comes to cured meat delicates?
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We could be protected head to toe..
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Girlfriday, I'll take you up on the bedazzling of the bacon-wear!
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I'm a little worried about that women in the dress in the middle picture covering her nose...did her dress grow rancid? Or has she just got gas from the asparagus puree mud bark mulch coffee enemas?
I'd like to order the bacon hair...does it come in "shoulder length"?
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embracing the cluck!
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lol!
I will go to the stock auction today and see if I can find a really long hog for some long bacon for your hair. It comes with the bonus mustache you can keep for yourself or give it to a special someone.
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"Cluck for the Cure" ?
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Cluck for the Cure!!!
If we keep this up someone might think we're hen pecking!
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Oooooh I want a pair of the bacon keds!!! Forget what I said about shoes to match the enema bag...these shoes are IT!
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Well now...maybe I'll wear the bacon moustache with the bacon hair for those days when I want to go incognito...thanks Meece! I hate drawing attention to myself...
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If you need something for family photos, I can work something out.
I used to raise chickens (And show them) I love them and don't consider it a slam. After all, hens seem to have such a support circle!
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I would like to be photgraphed in my bacon bedazzled bra! Special gift for DH!
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Oooh, you could be the poster girl for the add campaign.
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cluck cluck
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I'm cacklin'
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New to this thread but loving it...will you respect me in the morning if I say I REALLY love asparagus and am eating it every day since it is spring? Since I have an insurance co that won't pay for treatment I figure to cover all the bases-can I sub pancetta for bacon?
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I think Lowrider is still waiting for orders. Lowrider CG has a partner-- Dr StrangeGlove. Be careful around him when you have the enema bag. He's been known to do strange things with them. Disguise it well. Going in undercover or waltzing in , in a tutu with a bacon bra with matching ked bacon shoes, with a tin foil hat, clucking DOGS tune won't make a difference --They/ve been trained not to notice. Except if STrangeGlove is around. He's tough to identify, he wears different costumes and has been known to change his name, popping up all over the place. Telling people they will suffer the consequences of the bacon movement, as well as the enema movement.
We made great advances since you were undercover. The line available of bacon attire has fully expanded and we learned of a whole new cure --white asparagus. But there will likely be shortages because it so new which will make the cost skyrocket. It might be able to be obtained easier and cheaper on the Canadian market. What do you think Emily?
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Have we had a meeting yet to decide who the BOSS is, that should be giving lowrider her orders ? How could we have missed a meeting ? Frankly it's amazing how much we've gotten done without the meeting? I suggest we skip it it could bollicks things up.
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Hens Rule!
And baby chicks too!
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I suspect the white asparagus has been dipped in peroxide...(peroxide is another well known cancer treatment previously mentioned) I DID see white asparagus int the grocery store last week so I'll start stockpiling it.
lilylady..we will still respect you..I confess I love asparagus and eat a lot of it..probably more since this thread started..*L*
Too bad we can't insert videos in here..a favourite old time fiddle tune of mine is "Cluck Old Hen"..I think it would fit beautifully into the discussion.
Meetings? What are those..*L*
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Old MacFuzzy had a farm ... e-i-e-i-o ... and on her farm she had a hen...e-i-e-i-o! With a cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there, here a cluck there a cluck everywhere a cluck cluck. old MacFuzzy had a farm e-i-e-i-o.
And on this farm she had a plant ... e-i-e-i-o...with a puff puff here and a puff puff there ... here a puff, there a puff everywhere a puff puff ... with a Canadiain Goose and a California Roll, a Aussy Little Lamb and sprinkles from all across the land!! ... e-i-e-i-ooooooooohhhhhhh!!!
(totally down with a cold today ... but some things I just gotta let out ... ) CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK YA ALL!! Embracing!! Cock a doodle doo!!
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I think there was a meeting to see who was in charge but then we all starting smoking asparagus and eating brownies.......wait? was there a meeting? Do I know you people?
Puff puff CLUCK! pass!
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Here's a "modernized" version of Cluck Old Hen..kinda fun..
http://www.artistdirect.com/video/cluck-old-hen/90828
Lots of other older versions on youtube..
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There aint nobody here but us chickens....there aint nobody here at all....so kindly point that gun the other way...hubba hubba hubba hubba hit the hay
ah yes a good one from the 80's
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Fuzzy..sorry you have a cold but it hasn't affected your sense of humour..*L*
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I'm so happy to be among chicken loving friends!
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*whipping up some "chicken cluck soup" for Fuzzy..*
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How about some egg drop, chicken cluck soup? I could go for some. I just got home from grocery shopping. I'm letting my garlic rest until I use it for dinner. I found some nice bunches of asparagus for 1.49 a pound. I thought I would roast it in the oven with some olive oil and garlic. I couldn't wait to get home to read this thread.
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Cluck, cluck Something was deleted before I got to read it! I hate that. cluck, cluck
I always miss all the excitement. cluck
I think she was just mad because she probably misread the instructions and put the bounty on her head and the tin foil between her legs.
Cluuuuuckk!0
